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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\995574.htm on local disk...(Welterweight) Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! defeated Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal by knockout (KO) in round 11.Match Thursday, September 17, 2015In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 144 pounds (65 kilograms) is Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
The Real Deal is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+The Real Deal whacks Tutu!! with a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Tutu!! hurts The Real Deal with a flurry of nasty punches to the chest.
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-The Real Deal charges with a sweeping right to the chest, but Tutu!! covers himself well.
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+The Real Deal fires a mean left to the stomach.
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+Tutu!! annoys The Real Deal with a flurry of off balance punches to the stomach.
+The Real Deal lands Tutu!! with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-The Real Deal probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Tutu!! takes it in the forearms.
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+The Real Deal hits with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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+Tutu!! lands a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs.
-Tutu!! launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-The Real Deal lunges with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Tutu!! deftly avoits it.
+The Real Deal lashes out with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Tutu!! tries to land a pair of punches to the stomach, but The Real Deal beats a hasty retreat.
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-Tutu!! paws a pair of right punches to the chest, but The Real Deal backs out of it.
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+The Real Deal annoys Tutu!! with a mean jab to the stomach.
+The Real Deal wallops Tutu!! with a nasty jab to the stomach. Tutu!! is hurt!
-The Real Deal charges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Tutu!! blocks.
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+Tutu!! smashes The Real Deal with a sweeping right to the stomach.
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-The Real Deal probes with a series of blows to the ribs, but Tutu!! escapes.
+The Real Deal tags Tutu!! with a series of commanding punches to the stomach.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal landed 30 of 55 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 22 of 42 punches.
Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal won the round 10-9
Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal is winning the fight 10-9
The Real Deal doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tutu!! doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
The Real Deal is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Tutu!! attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but The Real Deal steps aside.
-The Real Deal attempts a flurry of left punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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+The Real Deal scores with a volley of hard blows to the eye.
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-Tutu!! probes with a series of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Tutu!! lands a barrage of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Tutu!! tags The Real Deal with a series of strong punches to the eye.
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+Tutu!! hits with a pair of punches to the head. The Real Deal asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Tutu!! charges with a barrage of left punches to the face, but The Real Deal ties him up.
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+The Real Deal hits with a pair of strong punches to the stomach. Tutu!! retreats to the far corner.
+Tutu!! annoys The Real Deal with a series of shots to the temple!
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-The Real Deal tries to land a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Tutu!! ties him up.
+The Real Deal throws a volley of furious punches to the chin.
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+Tutu!! tosses a nasty jab to the chin. The Real Deal sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
+The Real Deal slams Tutu!! with a glancing jab to the face!!
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+The Real Deal nails Tutu!! with a flurry of off balance punches to the stomach.
-The Real Deal probes with a right roundhouse to the head, but Tutu!! takes it in the forearms.
+The Real Deal hurts Tutu!! with a barrage of loud punches to the chest.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal landed 31 of 45 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 24 of 42 punches.
Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal won the round 10-9
Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal is winning the fight 20-18
The Real Deal doesn't even want to rest!
Tutu!! doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
The Real Deal is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+The Real Deal connects with a right to the jaw.
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+Tutu!! catches The Real Deal with a series of punches to the chest! The Real Deal quickly recovers.
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-Tutu!! lashes out with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
-Tutu!! tries to land a barrage of left shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-The Real Deal charges with a series of punches to the jaw, but Tutu!! leaps aside.
+The Real Deal hits with a series of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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+Tutu!! annoys The Real Deal with a roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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-The Real Deal lunges with a pair of left shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-The Real Deal attempts a volley of punches to the head, but to no avail.
+Tutu!! lands a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Tutu!! tattoos The Real Deal with a series of hard punches to the mouth.
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+The Real Deal hits with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Tutu!! solidly lands a pair of off balance punches to the eye.
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+The Real Deal tosses a barrage of powerful punches to the mouth!! Tutu!! grimaces in pain.
+The Real Deal lashes out with a pair of commanding punches to the chin.
-The Real Deal launches a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+The Real Deal hurts Tutu!! with a light jab to the chest. Tutu!! doesn't seem bothered.
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+Tutu!! drills The Real Deal with a volley of painful punches to the face.
+Tutu!! whacks The Real Deal with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal landed 30 of 50 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 29 of 48 punches.
Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal won the round 10-9
Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal is winning the fight 30-27
The Real Deal doesn't even want to rest!
Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
The Real Deal is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
-The Real Deal lashes out with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
+The Real Deal catches Tutu!! with a barrage of punches to the chin. Tutu!! sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Tutu!! lashes out with a flurry of punches to the eye, but The Real Deal narrowly avoids it
-Tutu!! fires a right jab to the solar plexus, but The Real Deal hides behind his gloves.
+Tutu!! hits The Real Deal with a series of punches to the mouth. The Real Deal covers up.
-The Real Deal lashes out with a jab to the mouth, but to no avail.
-The Real Deal paws a volley of right punches to the nose, but Tutu!! stays away from it.
+The Real Deal suprises Tutu!! with a barrage of nasty punches to the temple! Tutu!! shakes his head to clear it.
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+Tutu!! rocks The Real Deal with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose. The Real Deal retreats to the far corner.
-The Real Deal probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+The Real Deal wallops Tutu!! with a flurry of mean punches to the face.
-The Real Deal attempts a pair of right punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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+The Real Deal pokes Tutu!! with a hard jab to the mouth.
+The Real Deal tags Tutu!! with a series of commanding punches to the head.
+Tutu!! attacks with a flurry of quick punches to the eye. The Real Deal hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Tutu!! hits with a hard roundhouse to the head.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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+The Real Deal hits Tutu!! with a series of stinging punches to the chest!! Tutu!! falls against the ropes!
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-The Real Deal lunges with a pair of left punches to the nose, but Tutu!! escapes.
+Tutu!! throws a pair of hard shots to the jaw.
+Tutu!! backs up The Real Deal with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Tutu!! jars The Real Deal with a volley of punches to the mouth!
+Tutu!! lands a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+The Real Deal pummels Tutu!! with a flurry of quick punches to the jaw.
+Tutu!! pokes The Real Deal with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+The Real Deal pops Tutu!! with a pair of powerful punches to the temple.
+The Real Deal fires a pair of punches to the eye. Tutu!! backpedals to his own corner.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal landed 48 of 73 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 47 of 52 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal is winning the fight 39-37
The Real Deal remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
The Real Deal is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-The Real Deal probes with a series of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+The Real Deal tosses a glancing cross to the stomach.
+The Real Deal hits Tutu!! with a loud left to the jaw. Tutu!! retreats to the far corner.
-Tutu!! charges with a pair of punches to the chest, but The Real Deal takes it in the forearms.
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-The Real Deal fires a pair of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
+Tutu!! lands a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+The Real Deal tosses a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs.
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-Tutu!! probes with a series of punches to the eye, but The Real Deal leaps aside.
+The Real Deal rocks Tutu!! with a solid jab to the jaw. Tutu!! seems wobbly!
+Tutu!! attacks with a commanding jab to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Tutu!! hits with a heavy straight right to the mouth.
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+The Real Deal hammers Tutu!! with a powerful jab to the mouth. Tutu!! covers up.
-Tutu!! throws a volley of left punches to the face, but The Real Deal takes it in the forearms.
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+Tutu!! smashes The Real Deal with a mean jab to the face.
+The Real Deal tosses a flurry of solid punches to the mouth.
+Tutu!! grazes The Real Deal with a volley of stiff punches to the face.
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+Tutu!! punches The Real Deal with a flurry of commanding punches to the chest. The Real Deal shakes his head to clear it.
-The Real Deal fires a series of punches to the face, but to no avail.
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+Tutu!! hits with a volley of commanding punches to the chin.
-The Real Deal tries a volley of left punches to the jaw, but falls short.
+The Real Deal throws a series of light punches to the jaw.
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+The Real Deal attacks with a volley of furious punches to the nose.
+The Real Deal catches Tutu!! with a volley of punches to the mouth. Tutu!! grimaces in pain.
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-The Real Deal attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but Tutu!! takes it in the forearms.
+Tutu!! annoys The Real Deal with a flurry of stiff shots to the chin.
+Tutu!! hurts The Real Deal with a series of strong punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal landed 49 of 80 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 46 of 62 punches.
Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal won the round 10-9
Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal is winning the fight 49-46
The Real Deal remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
The Real Deal is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Tutu!! staggers The Real Deal with a mean jab to the mouth.
-Tutu!! throws a volley of right punches to the eye, but falls short.
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-The Real Deal charges with a cross to the head, but Tutu!! steps aside and laughs.
+The Real Deal drills Tutu!! with a pair of vicious punches to the temple!
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+The Real Deal hits Tutu!! with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-The Real Deal attempts a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Tutu!! takes it in the forearms.
+Tutu!! pokes The Real Deal with a flurry of punches to the face. The Real Deal gets mad!
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+The Real Deal drills Tutu!! with a series of nasty punches to the jaw.
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+Tutu!! hits with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Tutu!! throws a pair of left punches to the ribs, but The Real Deal escapes.
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-The Real Deal probes with a pair of right punches to the head, but goes wide.
-The Real Deal tries to land a pair of punches to the mouth, but Tutu!! steps aside and laughs.
+The Real Deal tosses a furious hook to the jaw.
+Tutu!! catches The Real Deal with a series of wild punches to the nose!
+The Real Deal clocks Tutu!! with a heavy left to the solar plexus.
+The Real Deal hits with a flurry of shots to the stomach. Tutu!! is hurt!
+Tutu!! hits with a series of punches to the ribs.
-Tutu!! throws a barrage of right punches to the head, but The Real Deal hides behind his gloves.
+Tutu!! connects with a pair of blows to the jaw.
+Tutu!! scores with a volley of loud punches to the jaw.
+The Real Deal lands a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
+Tutu!! tosses a barrage of blows to the mouth.
+The Real Deal hits with a strong right to the chin. Tutu!! retreats to the far corner.
-The Real Deal charges with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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-The Real Deal tries a left jab to the temple, but Tutu!! blocks.
+Tutu!! clocks The Real Deal with a pair of punches to the head.
+The Real Deal lands a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
+Tutu!! pounds The Real Deal with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Tutu!! lunges with a series of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
+The Real Deal tosses a volley of stinging punches to the chin.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal landed 49 of 73 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 56 of 83 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal is winning the fight 58-56
The Real Deal grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
The Real Deal moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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+Tutu!! pokes The Real Deal with a furious jab to the jaw.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
+The Real Deal tosses a volley of punches to the face.
-The Real Deal charges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Tutu!! narrowly avoids it
+Tutu!! lands a flurry of off balance punches to the eye!
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+The Real Deal annoys Tutu!! with a flurry of nasty punches to the head.
+The Real Deal whacks Tutu!! with a barrage of stiff punches to the face.
+Tutu!! tags The Real Deal with a flurry of mean punches to the mouth. The Real Deal is hurt!
-The Real Deal attempts a pair of left punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
-The Real Deal throws a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Tutu!! ties him up.
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-Tutu!! tries to land a pair of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+The Real Deal connects with a solid sweeping right to the ribs. Tutu!! covers up.
+The Real Deal suprises Tutu!! with a flurry of punches to the eye. Tutu!! sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Tutu!! pounds The Real Deal with a pair of vicious punches to the mouth!
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-Tutu!! lunges with a volley of right punches to the temple, but The Real Deal steps aside.
-Tutu!! attempts a right jab to the face, but The Real Deal covers himself well.
+Tutu!! belts The Real Deal with a barrage of furious punches to the chin.
+Tutu!! scores with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Tutu!! wallops The Real Deal with a volley of punches to the ribs. The Real Deal shakes his head to clear it.
-The Real Deal paws a flurry of left shots to the eye, but Tutu!! steps aside.
-The Real Deal charges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
-The Real Deal tries a volley of right punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-The Real Deal tries a right to the head, but Tutu!! narrowly avoids it
+The Real Deal hurts Tutu!! with a series of furious punches to the head.
+The Real Deal jolts Tutu!! with a barrage of heavy punches to the eye!! Tutu!! sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+The Real Deal staggers Tutu!! with a barrage of solid punches to the temple.
-The Real Deal attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but falls short.
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+The Real Deal annoys Tutu!! with a pair of off balance punches to the head.
+Tutu!! belts The Real Deal with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Tutu!! lands a barrage of punches to the ribs. The Real Deal sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+The Real Deal tosses a pair of light blows to the nose. Tutu!! seems wobbly!
-Tutu!! probes with a series of right punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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+The Real Deal belts Tutu!! with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+The Real Deal hits with a stiff jab to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal landed 53 of 98 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 54 of 82 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal is winning the fight 67-66
The Real Deal is obviously tired.
Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
The Real Deal is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
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+Tutu!! stuns The Real Deal with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
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+The Real Deal connects with a pair of punches to the chest! Tutu!! ignores it.
-The Real Deal throws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Tutu!! probes with a flurry of combinations to the mouth, but The Real Deal ducks just in time.
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+The Real Deal fires a flurry of wild punches to the nose. Tutu!! shakes his head to clear it.
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+The Real Deal jars Tutu!! with a hard jab to the solar plexus.
+Tutu!! attacks with a flurry of stiff combinations to the eye. The Real Deal sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Tutu!! probes with a series of left punches to the temple, but The Real Deal takes it in the forearms.
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+The Real Deal smashes Tutu!! with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Tutu!! doesn't notice.
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+The Real Deal shakes Tutu!! with a series of painful punches to the nose!
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+The Real Deal pounds Tutu!! with a volley of punches to the face.
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+The Real Deal pummels Tutu!! with a volley of combinations to the temple. Tutu!! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-The Real Deal attempts a right to the stomach, but misses.
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+Tutu!! pounds The Real Deal with a volley of furious combinations to the temple.
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+Tutu!! rocks The Real Deal with a barrage of heavy punches to the temple!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal landed 38 of 43 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 23 of 39 punches.
Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal won the round 10-9
Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal is winning the fight 77-75
The Real Deal is obviously tired.
Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
The Real Deal is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
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+The Real Deal punches Tutu!! with a barrage of quick punches to the temple.
+Tutu!! throws a flurry of stinging punches to the head.
+The Real Deal lands a glancing sweeping right to the ribs. Tutu!! retreats to the far corner.
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+Tutu!! suprises The Real Deal with a series of off balance combinations to the head. The Real Deal doesn't seem bothered.
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-Tutu!! attempts a barrage of right combinations to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-The Real Deal probes with a straight right to the face, but loses his balance.
-Tutu!! fires a barrage of combinations to the mouth, but The Real Deal steps aside and laughs.
-The Real Deal throws a volley of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+The Real Deal lands a pair of stinging punches to the eye.
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+Tutu!! fires a pair of combinations to the face.
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-Tutu!! attempts a series of combinations to the jaw, but The Real Deal steps aside and laughs.
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+Tutu!! wallops The Real Deal with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+The Real Deal smashes Tutu!! with a cross to the nose.
+The Real Deal hammers Tutu!! with a flurry of light punches to the jaw!
-The Real Deal probes with a jab to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+The Real Deal punches Tutu!! with a stiff jab to the solar plexus. Tutu!! sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+The Real Deal tosses a pair of wild combinations to the ribs.
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+The Real Deal strikes with a volley of hard punches to the eye.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+The Real Deal punches Tutu!! with a pair of punches to the nose. Tutu!! retreats to the far corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal landed 47 of 71 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 19 of 38 punches.
Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal won the round 10-9
Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal is winning the fight 87-84
The Real Deal is obviously tired.
Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
The Real Deal comes out flailing.
Tutu!! bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
+Tutu!! hurts The Real Deal with a series of combinations to the face.
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-Tutu!! throws a volley of punches to the face, but misses.
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+Tutu!! throws a volley of furious combinations to the mouth.
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+The Real Deal attacks with a volley of painful punches to the mouth.
+Tutu!! hammers The Real Deal with a pair of combinations to the nose.
+The Real Deal staggers Tutu!! with a pair of punches to the nose.
-The Real Deal fires a volley of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Tutu!! catches The Real Deal with a series of loud punches to the face. The Real Deal retreats to the far corner.
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+The Real Deal tattoos Tutu!! with a volley of mean blows to the mouth.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+The Real Deal scores with a flurry of shots to the ribs!
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+The Real Deal connects with a series of blows to the ribs.
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+The Real Deal solidly lands a flurry of furious punches to the head. Tutu!! asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-The Real Deal lunges with a straight right to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the nose.
-Tutu!! tries a barrage of left blows to the head, but The Real Deal escapes.
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+The Real Deal wallops Tutu!! with a barrage of powerful shots to the nose.
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-The Real Deal paws a flurry of left combinations to the chin, but Tutu!! blocks.
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+The Real Deal lands a barrage of blows to the jaw.
+The Real Deal scores with a stinging right to the face. Tutu!! sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-The Real Deal attempts a straight right to the temple, but Tutu!! beats a hasty retreat.
+Tutu!! slams The Real Deal with a volley of heavy combinations to the chin.
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+Tutu!! catches The Real Deal with a barrage of off balance combinations to the nose. The Real Deal ignores it.
+The Real Deal lands a barrage of off balance blows to the stomach.
+The Real Deal hits with a painful hook to the ribs.
-The Real Deal lashes out with a barrage of shots to the temple, but Tutu!! ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal landed 64 of 97 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 28 of 43 punches.
Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal won the round 10-9
Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal is winning the fight 97-93
The Real Deal is slowing down.
Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
The Real Deal is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Tutu!! bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
-The Real Deal probes with a series of left combinations to the head, but Tutu!! quickly backs away.
+Tutu!! connects with a series of punches to the eye.
-The Real Deal attempts a barrage of right uppercuts to the head, but goes wide.
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+The Real Deal pokes Tutu!! with a pair of loud uppercuts to the chin. Tutu!! laughs!
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+The Real Deal hurts Tutu!! with an elbow! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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+Tutu!! annoys The Real Deal with a volley of combinations to the nose.
Tutu!! lands a tremendous blow to the temple and The Real Deal is knocked out of the ring!!
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The Real Deal struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Tutu!! thumps The Real Deal with a volley of nasty combinations to the eye. The Real Deal laughs!
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+Tutu!! fires a pair of punches to the face.
Tutu!! lands a vicious uppercut and The Real Deal bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!
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NINE
TEN
He's Out!
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
The Real Deal collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
Tutu!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal 10-9
Round 2: Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal 10-9
Round 5: Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal 10-9
Round 8: Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal 10-9
Round 9: Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal 10-9
Round 10: Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal 10-9
Round 2: Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 8: Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal 10-9
Round 9: Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal 10-9
Round 10: Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal 10-9
Round 2: Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal 10-9
Round 3: Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal 10-9
Round 8: Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal 10-9
Round 9: Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal 10-9
Round 10: Lavander "The Real Deal" OliveTeal 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! wins by a knockout!
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