Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\989145.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Hanz Ranz defeated Rubenesque P Rotundson XVII by disqualification in round 1.Match Saturday, June 06, 2015In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 212 pounds (96 kilograms) is Rubenesque P Rotundson XVII!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 220 pounds (100 kilograms) is Hanz Ranz!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Rubenesque is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hanz covers up.
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+Rubenesque pops Hanz with a series of commanding roundhouses to the head.
Rubenesque lands a thundering right blow to the temple and Hanz is flattened!!
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Hanz struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Rubenesque probes with a barrage of left roundhouses to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Rubenesque throws Hanz with an illegal rabbit punch! Hanz Ranz pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
Hanz Ranz wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Rubenesque doesn't even want to rest! He has the left eye swollen shut.
Hanz remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hanz Ranz wins by a foul!
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