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(Heavyweight) Laughing Jack defeated Rust Bucket III by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.

Match Saturday, May 02, 2015

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 227 pounds (103 kilograms) is Rust Bucket III!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 246 pounds (112 kilograms) is Laughing Jack!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Rust is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Laughing stays outside and uses his jab.

-Laughing probes with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Rust stays away from it.
-Laughing probes with a right left to the chin, but Rust leaps aside.
+Laughing staggers Rust with a barrage of strong punches to the mouth!
+Rust fires a mean right to the nose.
+Laughing connects with a flurry of punches to the nose. Rust sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Laughing launches a volley of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Laughing belts Rust with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Rust covers up.
+Laughing hurts Rust with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Laughing charges with a flurry of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
-Laughing attempts a pair of left punches to the face, but Rust stays away from it.
-Rust paws a pair of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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-Laughing tries a pair of punches to the jaw, but Rust ties him up.
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+Laughing annoys Rust with a barrage of punches to the head. Rust backpedals to his own corner.
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-Laughing attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but misses.
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-Rust paws a flurry of punches to the nose, but Laughing steps aside and laughs.
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+Laughing suprises Rust with a barrage of quick punches to the chin.
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+Rust throws a jab to the temple!
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+Rust pokes Laughing with a flurry of vicious punches to the mouth. Laughing hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Rust attempts a pair of right punches to the nose, but Laughing stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rust Bucket III landed 15 of 31 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 35 of 73 punches.

Laughing Jack won the round 10-9

Laughing Jack is winning the fight 10-9


Rust doesn't want to stop fighting!

Laughing doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Rust is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Laughing tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Rust paws a combination to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Rust hits Laughing with a flurry of painful punches to the nose.
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-Rust attempts a pair of combinations to the temple, but Laughing ties him up.
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-Laughing fires a series of combinations to the face, but Rust deftly avoits it.
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-Laughing paws a flurry of punches to the temple, but Rust narrowly avoids it
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-Laughing lashes out with a right sweeping right to the jaw, but Rust narrowly avoids it
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-Rust lashes out with a flurry of combinations to the jaw, but Laughing backs out of it.
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+Laughing catches Rust with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw. Rust doesn't notice.
+Laughing attacks with a volley of punches to the nose. Rust is hurt!
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+Laughing punches Rust with a series of furious punches to the head.
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+Rust hammers Laughing with a series of glancing punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rust Bucket III landed 12 of 33 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 19 of 48 punches.

Laughing Jack won the round 10-9

Laughing Jack is winning the fight 20-18


Rust doesn't want to stop fighting!

Laughing doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Rust is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Laughing feints and fakes. (feinting)

-Laughing launches a flurry of right combinations to the chin, but Rust ducks just in time.
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+Laughing pounds Rust with a volley of feints to the chin. Rust sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Laughing hurts Rust with a flurry of nasty feints to the jaw.
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-Laughing attempts a series of punches to the temple, but Rust escapes.
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+Rust hits Laughing with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw. Laughing seems wobbly!
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+Laughing throws a series of nice feints to the jaw!! Rust hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Rust lashes out with a series of shots to the nose, but Laughing steps aside and laughs.
+Rust staggers Laughing with a pair of hard punches to the head.
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-Rust launches a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Laughing steps aside.
-Rust paws a pair of shots to the eye, but Laughing quickly backs away.
-Laughing lashes out with a volley of shots to the face, but Rust stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rust Bucket III landed 10 of 35 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 14 of 32 punches.

Laughing Jack won the round 10-9

Laughing Jack is winning the fight 30-27


Rust doesn't even want to rest!

Laughing doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Rust is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Laughing tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Laughing probes with a barrage of right combinations to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Laughing jolts Rust with a volley of punches to the eye!
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-Laughing tries to land a series of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
-Rust attempts a series of right punches to the temple, but Laughing ducks just in time.
+Laughing tosses a barrage of combinations to the chin.
-Laughing tries a right jab to the nose, but Rust ducks.
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+Laughing backs up Rust with a pair of wild combinations to the chin.
+Laughing strikes with a pair of combinations to the eye!
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-Rust attacks with a left roundhouse to the eye, but he's too slow.
-Laughing tries a right jab to the temple, but Rust narrowly avoids it
+Rust rocks Laughing with a barrage of heavy punches to the chin.
-Laughing throws a barrage of combinations to the face, but Rust narrowly avoids it
+Laughing punches Rust with a pair of vicious combinations to the eye.
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-Laughing fires a volley of combinations to the face, but Rust steps aside.
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-Laughing launches a hook to the chin, but comes up empty.
-Rust attempts a volley of right punches to the eye, but Laughing steps aside.
+Laughing hurts Rust with a pair of punches to the head.
+Rust attacks with a barrage of light punches to the eye.
+Laughing tosses a barrage of punches to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Rust Bucket III landed 15 of 32 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 33 of 80 punches.

Laughing Jack won the round 10-9

Laughing Jack is winning the fight 40-36


Rust doesn't even want to rest!

Laughing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Rust is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Laughing stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Rust attacks with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Laughing probes with a pair of left punches to the chin, but Rust leaps aside.
-Rust probes with a right jab to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Laughing annoys Rust with a glancing left to the eye.
-Rust attempts a sweeping right to the eye, but Laughing covers himself well.
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-Laughing throws a pair of punches to the chin, but Rust hides behind his gloves.
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-Laughing launches a series of left punches to the jaw, but Rust leaps aside.
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-Laughing attempts a flurry of right punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Laughing stuns Rust with a flurry of vicious punches to the face.
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+Rust pounds Laughing with a flurry of strong punches to the jaw.
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-Laughing charges with a right sweeping right to the temple, but Rust ducks.
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+Rust hits Laughing with a series of solid punches to the chin!!
-Rust throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rust Bucket III landed 11 of 33 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 11 of 32 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Laughing Jack is winning the fight 50-46


Rust doesn't even want to rest!

Laughing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Rust is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Laughing feints and fakes. (feinting)

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-Laughing launches a volley of feints to the temple, but Rust ducks just in time.
+Laughing jars Rust with a series of hard feints to the eye.
-Rust charges with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Laughing quickly backs away.
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-Laughing probes with a volley of feints to the chin, but Rust beats a hasty retreat.
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+Laughing punches Rust with a barrage of furious shots to the jaw!
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-Laughing throws a pair of feints to the face, but Rust beats a hasty retreat.
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-Laughing lunges with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Rust ties him up.
+Rust pops Laughing with a light right to the ribs.
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+Rust lashes out with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Laughing nails Rust with a barrage of feints to the temple.
+Laughing hits Rust with a flurry of feints to the face.
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+Rust slams Laughing with a series of vicious combinations to the face.
-Laughing tries to land a barrage of feints to the face, but to no avail.
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+Rust backs up Laughing with a pair of punches to the nose.
-Laughing probes with a flurry of shots to the mouth, but Rust escapes.
-Rust attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
-Laughing fires a barrage of right feints to the temple, but Rust steps aside and laughs.
+Rust scores with a series of punches to the chin!!
+Laughing fires a flurry of feints to the nose!
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+Rust strikes with a series of shots to the face.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Rust Bucket III landed 44 of 55 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 31 of 72 punches.

Rust Bucket III won the round 10-9

Laughing Jack is winning the fight 59-56


Rust remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Laughing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Rust is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Laughing tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Laughing pops Rust with a barrage of punches to the temple. Rust shakes his head to clear it.
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-Laughing tries to land a series of left combinations to the chin, but Rust takes it in the forearms.
-Laughing tries to land a left cross to the temple, but comes up empty.
-Rust throws a series of punches to the mouth, but Laughing narrowly avoids it
+Laughing hits with a pair of stinging combinations to the chin.
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-Rust paws a left to the head, but flails uselessly.
+Laughing belts Rust with a pair of commanding punches to the head.
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-Laughing attacks with a straight right to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Rust stuns Laughing with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach.
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-Rust paws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but misses.
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-Laughing launches a barrage of combinations to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Rust attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but Laughing quickly backs away.
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+Rust scores with a barrage of powerful punches to the face.
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-Laughing probes with a series of right punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
-Laughing fires a volley of combinations to the temple, but Rust ducks just in time.
-Rust attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Laughing takes charge with a flurry of furious punches to the mouth. Rust hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Laughing attempts a series of left punches to the nose, but goes wide.
-Rust throws a series of right punches to the head, but falls short.
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+Rust hits with a heavy straight right to the chin.
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-Rust launches a flurry of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Rust Bucket III landed 25 of 57 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 20 of 58 punches.

Rust Bucket III won the round 10-9

Laughing Jack is winning the fight 68-66


Rust remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Laughing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Rust is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Laughing stays outside and uses his jab.

-Laughing attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Laughing fires a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth.
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-Rust tries a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Laughing stays away from it.
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+Rust lands a off balance cross to the eye.
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-Laughing throws a pair of shots to the head, but only hits air.
-Rust paws a pair of punches to the face, but Laughing stays away from it.
-Laughing throws a volley of right punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
-Laughing tries to land a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Rust quickly backs away.
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+Rust hurts Laughing with a painful jab to the head.
-Laughing lunges with a flurry of blows to the chin, but misses completely.
-Rust attempts a series of punches to the mouth, but Laughing ducks just in time.
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-Laughing launches a volley of right punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Laughing fires a barrage of nice punches to the mouth.
+Rust connects with a volley of punches to the eye!!
-Laughing attempts a right straight right to the temple, but Rust escapes.
+Rust hits with a jab to the chest.
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-Rust probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
-Laughing fires a left straight right to the chin, but falls short.
-Laughing probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Laughing probes with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Rust ducks.
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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-Rust fires a volley of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Laughing whacks Rust with a volley of mean punches to the temple.
-Laughing lashes out with a series of punches to the nose, but Rust covers himself well.
+Laughing throws a jab to the mouth!
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-Rust throws a pair of left punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rust Bucket III landed 21 of 52 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 28 of 73 punches.

Laughing Jack won the round 10-9

Laughing Jack is winning the fight 78-75


Rust remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Laughing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Rust is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Laughing feints and jabs aggressively. (feinting)

-Laughing attempts a flurry of right feints to the nose, but Rust quickly backs away.
-Rust attempts a volley of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Laughing throws a strong feint and then a cross to the chin. Rust sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Rust attacks with a series of combinations to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Rust charges with a pair of blows to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Laughing lashes out with a barrage of wild feints to the eye. Rust falls against the ropes!
-Laughing paws a flurry of right feints to the temple, but Rust steps aside and laughs.
+Laughing suprises Rust with a flurry of stiff feints to the chin. Rust quickly recovers.
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+Laughing hits with a volley of combinations to the mouth. Rust asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Laughing fires a series of right feints to the head, but Rust backs out of it.
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+Rust stuns Laughing with a series of wild punches to the eye!
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+Laughing hits with a nice feint and then a hook to the mouth.
-Rust tries a straight right to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Laughing wakes up the fans with a combination to the head.
-Laughing tries to land a flurry of shots to the mouth, but Rust blocks.
-Rust attempts a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Laughing stays away from it.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
-Laughing throws a right straight right to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Rust probes with a pair of left punches to the face, but Laughing narrowly avoids it
-Laughing fires a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Rust ducks.
+Rust scores with a volley of quick punches to the nose!! Laughing retreats to the far corner.
+Rust lands a volley of feints to the nose!!
-Laughing tries a pair of right feints to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-Laughing lunges with a series of shots to the temple, but Rust steps aside and laughs.
+Rust backs up Laughing with a barrage of stinging feints to the eye!
-Laughing paws a flurry of combinations to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Rust launches a pair of right punches to the nose, but Laughing deftly avoits it.
+Laughing takes charge with a glancing combination to the eye.
-Laughing charges with a pair of shots to the eye, but Rust hides behind his gloves.
+Laughing punches Rust with a flurry of feints to the eye.
-Laughing lashes out with a right feint and then a hook to the eye, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rust Bucket III landed 23 of 58 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 35 of 85 punches.

Laughing Jack won the round 10-9

Laughing Jack is winning the fight 88-84


Rust grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Laughing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Rust is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Laughing stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Rust suprises Laughing with a barrage of solid punches to the eye.
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-Rust charges with a series of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Laughing attempts a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Rust ducks just in time.
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-Laughing paws a pair of punches to the eye, but misses.
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-Laughing attacks with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Rust takes it in the forearms.
-Rust lashes out with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Rust lashes out with a flurry of stiff punches to the face.
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-Laughing paws a barrage of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
+Rust backs up Laughing with a nice jab to the mouth!
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+Laughing slams Rust with a series of light punches to the nose!
+Rust catches Laughing with a pair of quick punches to the nose.
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-Laughing throws a series of right punches to the face, but Rust leaps aside.
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+Rust connects with a volley of punches to the stomach!!
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-Rust lunges with a straight right to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Rust attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but misses.
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+Laughing fires a right to the temple.
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+Rust connects with a flurry of off balance punches to the mouth.
-Rust attempts a volley of left punches to the head, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rust Bucket III landed 26 of 55 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 17 of 42 punches.

Rust Bucket III won the round 10-9

Laughing Jack is winning the fight 97-94


Rust grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Laughing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Rust is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Laughing feints and fakes. (feinting)

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-Rust lunges with a left to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Laughing fires a series of left feints to the mouth, but Rust beats a hasty retreat.
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-Laughing throws a left combination to the jaw, but Rust steps aside.
-Laughing tries to land a flurry of feints to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Rust throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Laughing beats a hasty retreat.
-Rust attacks with a pair of right punches to the temple, but Laughing quickly backs away.
+Rust clocks Laughing with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Rust attacks with a furious jab to the stomach.
-Rust launches a right straight right to the jaw, but Laughing steps aside.
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-Rust attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Laughing ducks just in time.
-Rust probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Laughing hides behind his gloves.
-Rust probes with a sweeping right to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Rust tags Laughing with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Rust grazes Laughing with a series of loud punches to the mouth. Laughing beats a hasty retreat.
+Laughing hammers Rust with a flurry of combinations to the chin!
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+Laughing hits Rust with a series of combinations to the jaw.
+Rust connects with a pair of nice punches to the nose.
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+Rust attacks with a volley of heavy feints to the chin.
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+Laughing hammers Rust with a pair of stinging feints to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rust Bucket III landed 22 of 55 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 16 of 42 punches.

Rust Bucket III won the round 10-9

Laughing Jack is winning the fight 106-104


Rust grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Laughing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Rust is using the ring. (using the ring)
Laughing feints and fakes. (feinting)

+Rust tags Laughing with a hard straight right to the face!
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+Laughing lands a feint and then a hook to the head.
-Rust charges with a pair of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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-Rust tries a series of punches to the chest, but Laughing deftly avoits it.
+Laughing jolts Rust with a strong feint and then a jab to the temple.
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+Rust stuns Laughing with a flurry of powerful punches to the head.
-Laughing attempts a series of combinations to the eye, but Rust stays away from it.
+Rust suprises Laughing with a barrage of heavy punches to the nose.
-Rust tries a left feint and then a cross to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Laughing hits with a series of feints to the head!
-Laughing launches a pair of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-Laughing paws a jab to the temple, but Rust leaps aside.
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+Laughing wallops Rust with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Rust launches a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Laughing deftly avoits it.
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-Rust attempts a volley of punches to the face, but to no avail.
-Rust charges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Laughing tries a series of feints to the mouth, but only hits air.
-Laughing attempts a series of left feints to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Rust pummels Laughing with a pair of punches to the jaw. Laughing seems wobbly!
-Rust charges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Laughing escapes.
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-Laughing probes with a right feint and then a jab to the nose, but Rust ducks.
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+Laughing throws a volley of furious shots to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Rust Bucket III landed 27 of 72 punches, and Laughing Jack landed 24 of 54 punches.

Rust Bucket III won the round 10-9

Laughing Jack is winning the fight 115-114


Rust grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Laughing remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 2: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 3: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 4: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 5: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 6: Rust Bucket III 10-9
Round 7: Rust Bucket III 10-9
Round 8: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 9: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 10: Rust Bucket III 10-9
Round 11: Rust Bucket III 10-9
Round 12: Rust Bucket III 10-9

Total Score: Laughing Jack 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 2: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 3: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 4: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 5: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 6: Rust Bucket III 10-9
Round 7: Rust Bucket III 10-9
Round 8: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 9: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 10: Rust Bucket III 10-9
Round 11: Rust Bucket III 10-9
Round 12: Rust Bucket III 10-9

Total Score: Laughing Jack 115-113


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 2: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 3: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 4: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 5: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 6: Rust Bucket III 10-9
Round 7: Rust Bucket III 10-9
Round 8: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 9: Laughing Jack 10-9
Round 10: Rust Bucket III 10-9
Round 11: Rust Bucket III 10-9
Round 12: Rust Bucket III 10-9

Total Score: Laughing Jack 115-113

Laughing Jack wins by decision!