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(Heavyweight) Regional Midwest Champ defeated The Commish Wears Depends by unanimous decision: 115-113, 116-113, 116-112.

Match Saturday, April 11, 2015

In this corner, standing 7 feet(213 centimeters) tall weighing in at 253 pounds (115 kilograms) is The Commish Wears Depends!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Regional Midwest Champ!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Champ stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

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+Champ tattoos Depends with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Depends connects with Champ with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Depends tags Champ with a pair of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Champ pounds Depends with a series of nice punches to the stomach.
+Depends rocks Champ with a series of punches to the ribs. Champ laughs!
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-Champ throws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Depends ducks just in time.
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+Champ punches Depends with a barrage of punches to the nose.
-Champ tries to land a pair of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
+Champ wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the head.
+Champ connects with a flurry of quick blows to the stomach.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+Champ nails Depends with a volley of wild punches to the face.
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+Champ throws a glancing right to the jaw.
+Champ backs up Depends with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Champ hits Depends with a pair of solid punches to the mouth.
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-Depends throws a series of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Champ wallops Depends with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Depends smacks Champ with a series of punches to the solar plexus!!
+Champ lands a pair of punches to the eye. Depends falls against the ropes!
+Champ scores with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Champ hits with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw.
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+Champ hits Depends with a series of stiff punches to the head.
+Champ hits with a series of wild punches to the stomach!
+Depends pounds Champ with a straight right to the chest!!
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+Champ takes charge with a series of stinging punches to the temple. Depends beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 20 of 30 punches, and Regional Midwest Champ landed 77 of 92 punches.

Regional Midwest Champ won the round 10-9

Regional Midwest Champ is winning the fight 10-9


Depends doesn't want to stop fighting!

Champ doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Champ stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Champ attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but Depends ducks just in time.
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+Champ shakes Depends with a flurry of wild punches to the nose!
+Depends backs up Champ with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
-Champ attempts a series of left punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Depends tries a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Champ pummels Depends with a series of punches to the face!
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+Champ fires a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Champ throws a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Depends grazes Champ with a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 15 of 25 punches, and Regional Midwest Champ landed 22 of 32 punches.

Regional Midwest Champ won the round 10-9

Regional Midwest Champ is winning the fight 20-18


Depends doesn't want to stop fighting!

Champ doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Champ stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Champ lunges with a barrage of punches to the face, but only hits air.
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+Champ hits with a pair of commanding punches to the nose.
+Depends catches Champ with a volley of painful punches to the ribs.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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-Depends probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Champ deftly avoits it.
-Depends tries to land a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Champ annoys Depends with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Depends charges with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Champ leaps aside.
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-Champ attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Champ stuns Depends with a barrage of punches to the head!!
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+Depends punches Champ with a pair of powerful punches to the chest.
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+Depends tosses a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 25 of 38 punches, and Regional Midwest Champ landed 22 of 32 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

Regional Midwest Champ is winning the fight 29-28


Depends doesn't want to stop fighting!

Champ doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Champ stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Champ rocks Depends with a pair of mean punches to the mouth.
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-Depends lunges with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Champ connects with a barrage of off balance punches to the head.
-Champ fires a left jab to the chin, but Depends quickly backs away.
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+Depends throws a volley of punches to the chest.
-Champ charges with a volley of punches to the head, but Depends ties him up.
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+Champ hits with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Depends scores with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Depends hits with a stinging sweeping right to the stomach.
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+Depends attacks with a series of furious punches to the chest!! Champ seems wobbly!
-Depends tries a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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-Depends charges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Champ ducks.
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+Champ hits with a barrage of nasty punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 23 of 41 punches, and Regional Midwest Champ landed 20 of 31 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Champ doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Champ stays outside and uses his jab.

+Champ slams Depends with a volley of punches to the face.
+Champ throws a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus.
+Champ nails Depends with a pair of off balance punches to the chin.
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+Depends lands a stinging jab to the chest.
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-Depends probes with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Champ catches Depends with a series of stiff punches to the head!!
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-Champ probes with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Depends tries to land a flurry of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Depends punches Champ with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Champ is hurt!
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+Champ hits with a volley of furious punches to the chin.
-Depends probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Champ backs out of it.
-Depends charges with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Depends drills Champ with a pair of wild punches to the ribs.
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+Champ lands a barrage of nice punches to the temple.
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-Champ launches a volley of shots to the temple, but Depends hides behind his gloves.
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+Champ suprises Depends with a flurry of vicious punches to the head.
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+Champ attacks with a right to the chest.
+Depends staggers Champ with a volley of hard punches to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 24 of 39 punches, and Regional Midwest Champ landed 72 of 91 punches.

Regional Midwest Champ won the round 10-9

Regional Midwest Champ is winning the fight 48-47


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Champ remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Champ stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Champ connects with a jab to the head.
-Depends attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but misses.
+Champ slams Depends with a pair of heavy punches to the face.
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-Depends throws a straight right to the stomach, but Champ ducks.
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-Champ lashes out with a pair of punches to the nose, but Depends quickly backs away.
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+Champ fires a barrage of strong punches to the jaw.
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-Champ launches a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Depends ducks.
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-Depends tries to land a right left to the ribs, but Champ ducks just in time.
+Depends wallops Champ with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs!!
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+Champ fires a pair of stiff punches to the mouth. Depends doesn't notice.
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+Depends throws a flurry of hard punches to the chest.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
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+Depends clocks Champ with a barrage of nice punches to the chest.
+Depends fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 21 of 40 punches, and Regional Midwest Champ landed 20 of 35 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Champ remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Champ stays outside and uses his jab.

-Depends probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Depends wallops Champ with a jab to the stomach.
-Champ throws a series of punches to the chest, but Depends quickly backs away.
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+Champ whacks Depends with a series of wild shots to the nose.
+Champ pokes Depends with a volley of stiff punches to the face.
+Champ thumps Depends with a series of off balance punches to the jaw!
+Champ belts Depends with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Depends takes charge with a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Champ attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Depends narrowly avoids it
+Champ fires a vicious cross to the eye.
-Depends lunges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Depends annoys Champ with a wild cross to the chest.
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+Champ wakes up the fans with a volley of glancing punches to the jaw. Depends beats a hasty retreat.
-Champ attacks with a right to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Champ tags Depends with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Champ connects with a pair of furious punches to the eye. Depends seems wobbly!
+Depends grazes Champ with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Champ drills Depends with a barrage of punches to the temple. Depends falls against the ropes!
-Depends probes with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+Champ jars Depends with a series of nasty punches to the temple.
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-Champ throws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Depends leaps aside.
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+Depends jars Champ with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach!
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-Champ lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the head, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 21 of 37 punches, and Regional Midwest Champ landed 53 of 85 punches.

Regional Midwest Champ won the round 10-9

Regional Midwest Champ is winning the fight 67-66


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Champ remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Champ stays outside and uses his jab.

-Champ fires a volley of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
-Depends probes with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Champ backs out of it.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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-Depends fires a right jab to the chest, but Champ steps aside and laughs.
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-Champ launches a pair of punches to the head, but Depends backs out of it.
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+Champ hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Depends beats a hasty retreat.
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+Champ lashes out with a barrage of hard punches to the nose.
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+Depends hits with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus. Champ sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Depends attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Champ pops Depends with a flurry of stiff punches to the temple.
+Depends lashes out with a volley of quick punches to the chest. Champ sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Depends attacks with a series of wild punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 24 of 41 punches, and Regional Midwest Champ landed 16 of 35 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Champ remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Champ stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Champ attacks with a left straight right to the eye, but loses his balance.
+Champ hits with a series of punches to the eye.
+Champ punches Depends with a painful right to the face. Depends doesn't seem bothered.
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-Champ charges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Depends narrowly avoids it
+Champ solidly lands a stiff cross to the jaw. Depends beats a hasty retreat.
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+Depends throws a flurry of punches to the chest!
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-Champ throws a right cross to the mouth, but Depends blocks.
+Champ tosses a volley of punches to the chin.
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-Depends attempts a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Depends throws a jab to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Champ tries to land a right jab to the nose, but misses completely.
-Champ throws a left jab to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Depends grazes Champ with a wild right to the solar plexus.
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+Depends wakes up the fans with a heavy right to the stomach.
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+Champ hurts Depends with a barrage of stinging punches to the mouth.
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+Champ throws a volley of painful punches to the stomach. Depends backpedals to his own corner.
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+Champ hammers Depends with a pair of punches to the head. Depends doesn't seem bothered.
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-Depends lunges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Champ ties him up.
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+Champ hits with a heavy jab to the stomach!
+Depends jolts Champ with a volley of mean punches to the stomach!!
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 23 of 40 punches, and Regional Midwest Champ landed 54 of 83 punches.

Regional Midwest Champ won the round 10-9

Regional Midwest Champ is winning the fight 86-85


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Champ grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Champ stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

-Champ charges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
+Champ hits with a pair of off balance punches to the face.
+Champ clocks Depends with a pair of nice punches to the mouth.
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+Champ pokes Depends with a barrage of mean punches to the head.
+Champ drills Depends with a jab to the nose. Depends covers up.
+Champ lands a stinging right to the chest.
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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+Champ lands a sweeping right to the ribs.
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-Depends attempts a barrage of right shots to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Champ pops Depends with a right to the stomach.
+Champ annoys Depends with a barrage of punches to the stomach!!
+Champ tosses a pair of punches to the head.
+Depends suprises Champ with a series of punches to the head. Champ quickly recovers.
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+Champ hits with a series of heavy punches to the nose!
+Depends pummels Champ with a flurry of painful punches to the chin. Champ ignores it.
+Depends whacks Champ with a pair of painful punches to the jaw.
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+Champ wallops Depends with a hard jab to the temple!
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-Depends probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but Champ steps aside.
+Depends hurts Champ with a pair of stinging punches to the face. Champ asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Depends hits with a mean cross to the face.
-Champ throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Depends narrowly avoids it
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+Champ fires a series of stiff punches to the nose.
-Depends fires a pair of punches to the eye, but Champ escapes.
+Depends takes charge with a barrage of shots to the jaw.
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+Champ stuns Depends with a pair of nasty punches to the stomach.
+Depends lands a series of punches to the temple.
+Champ jars Depends with a volley of heavy punches to the face.
-Champ launches a jab to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Depends connects with a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth. Champ grimaces in pain.
+Champ thumps Depends with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Champ wallops Depends with a pair of nasty punches to the face.
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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+Champ strikes with a mean jab to the temple.
-Champ throws a pair of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
-Depends paws a barrage of punches to the chin, but Champ beats a hasty retreat.
+Depends lands a sweeping right to the chin.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 45 of 65 punches, and Regional Midwest Champ landed 69 of 92 punches.

Regional Midwest Champ won the round 10-9

Regional Midwest Champ is winning the fight 96-94


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Champ grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Champ stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Champ attacks with a barrage of left punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Depends connects with a barrage of furious punches to the chin.
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+Champ punches Depends with a flurry of glancing punches to the jaw!
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+Champ tags Depends with a flurry of light punches to the jaw.
+Depends punches Champ with a series of nasty punches to the head. Champ hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Depends pummels Champ with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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+Depends strikes with a barrage of nice punches to the face.
-Depends lunges with a right jab to the temple, but Champ takes it in the forearms.
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-Depends attempts a flurry of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Champ paws a pair of punches to the eye, but misses.
-Depends lashes out with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Champ annoys Depends with a series of nice punches to the temple.
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+Champ fires a barrage of nice punches to the head.
+Depends annoys Champ with a volley of commanding punches to the temple.
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+Depends shakes Champ with a pair of mean punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 39 of 62 punches, and Regional Midwest Champ landed 20 of 31 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

Regional Midwest Champ is winning the fight 105-104


Depends remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Champ grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Champ stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

+Depends lashes out with a series of nice punches to the nose!!
-Champ fires a pair of left punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Champ thumps Depends with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Champ solidly lands a pair of wild punches to the head.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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+Depends staggers Champ with a series of hard blows to the nose.
+Champ tosses a series of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+Depends hammers Champ with a flurry of stinging punches to the jaw.
+Champ throws a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Champ throws a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
+Depends hurts Champ with a flurry of stiff blows to the mouth!!
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+Depends hits Champ with a pair of punches to the face.
+Champ hits with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus.
+Depends slams Champ with a barrage of nice punches to the nose.
+Champ connects with a painful jab to the eye.
+Depends attacks with a series of loud punches to the nose.
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+Depends jars Champ with a flurry of hard punches to the chin.
-Depends lashes out with a volley of left punches to the face, but Champ hides behind his gloves.
-Champ launches a series of right punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
-Depends throws a series of right punches to the head, but Champ beats a hasty retreat.
+Depends hurts Champ with a series of powerful punches to the jaw.
-Depends paws a barrage of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Champ belts Depends with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Champ throws a volley of punches to the head.
+Champ smashes Depends with a flurry of painful punches to the mouth. Depends hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Champ attacks with a pair of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
-Champ launches a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Depends steps aside.
+Champ hits with a flurry of hard punches to the stomach.
-Champ charges with a series of left punches to the face, but loses his balance.
+Champ clocks Depends with a volley of glancing punches to the head.
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-Depends attempts a series of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Champ fires a volley of off balance punches to the ribs. Depends doesn't seem bothered.
+Depends smacks Champ with a barrage of strong punches to the head!
+Depends hits with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Champ fires a barrage of wild punches to the jaw.
+Champ rocks Depends with a pair of punches to the face. Depends laughs!
+Depends lands a flurry of stiff punches to the eye. Champ beats a hasty retreat.
+Champ hits Depends with a flurry of glancing punches to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 46 of 61 punches, and Regional Midwest Champ landed 85 of 109 punches.

Regional Midwest Champ won the round 10-9

Regional Midwest Champ is winning the fight 115-113


Depends remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Champ grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Regional Midwest Champ 10-9
Round 2: Regional Midwest Champ 10-9
Round 3: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 4: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 5: Regional Midwest Champ 10-9
Round 6: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 7: Regional Midwest Champ 10-9
Round 8: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 9: Regional Midwest Champ 10-9
Round 10: Regional Midwest Champ 10-9
Round 11: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 12: Regional Midwest Champ 10-9

Total Score: Regional Midwest Champ 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Regional Midwest Champ 10-9
Round 2: Regional Midwest Champ 10-9
Round 3: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 4: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 5: Regional Midwest Champ 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Regional Midwest Champ 10-9
Round 8: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 9: Regional Midwest Champ 10-9
Round 10: Regional Midwest Champ 10-9
Round 11: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 12: Regional Midwest Champ 10-9

Total Score: Regional Midwest Champ 116-113


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Regional Midwest Champ 10-9
Round 2: Regional Midwest Champ 10-9
Round 3: Regional Midwest Champ 10-9
Round 4: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 5: Regional Midwest Champ 10-9
Round 6: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 7: Regional Midwest Champ 10-9
Round 8: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 9: Regional Midwest Champ 10-9
Round 10: Regional Midwest Champ 10-9
Round 11: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 12: Regional Midwest Champ 10-9

Total Score: Regional Midwest Champ 116-112

Regional Midwest Champ wins by decision!