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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\957872.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Unemployed Bum Luchini defeated Crazyfucker by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Wednesday, July 09, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 294 pounds (133 kilograms) is Unemployed Bum Luchini!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 331 pounds (150 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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+Luchini shakes Crazyfucker with a flurry of powerful punches to the chin. Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
+Luchini pokes Crazyfucker with a volley of mean punches to the face.
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-Crazyfucker launches a pair of shots to the head, but Luchini quickly backs away.
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+Luchini belts Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Luchini slams Crazyfucker with a off balance jab to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of blows to the face, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of shots to the mouth, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 20 of 24 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 26 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 10-9
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a broken jaw.
ROUND 2
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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+Luchini belts Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Luchini smacks Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of punches to the eye, but Luchini covers himself well.
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+Luchini stuns Crazyfucker with a barrage of powerful punches to the temple!
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+Luchini wallops Crazyfucker with a volley of nasty shots to the nose.
-Crazyfucker probes with a left sweeping right to the eye, but only hits air.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Luchini stays away from it.
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+Luchini tattoos Crazyfucker with a pair of heavy punches to the head.
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+Luchini lands a series of quick punches to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 29 of 35 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 26 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 20-18
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a broken jaw.
ROUND 3
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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+Luchini jolts Crazyfucker with a series of punches to the chin.
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-Luchini launches a series of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Luchini ducks just in time.
-Crazyfucker fires a volley of punches to the eye, but Luchini covers himself well.
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+Luchini stuns Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Crazyfucker covers up.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of right shots to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Luchini hits Crazyfucker with a pair of nice punches to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker launches a series of shots to the ribs, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 23 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 27 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 30-27
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a broken jaw.
ROUND 4
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of left shots to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Luchini leaps aside.
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+Luchini solidly lands a series of wild shots to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of punches to the chest, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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+Luchini strikes with a flurry of shots to the temple.
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-Luchini throws a pair of right punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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+Luchini tags Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the eye. Crazyfucker seems wobbly!
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+Luchini connects with a volley of painful shots to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 25 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 40-36
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a broken jaw.
ROUND 5
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
-Crazyfucker tries a jab to the mouth, but Luchini quickly backs away.
-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of shots to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Luchini charges with a sweeping right to the chin, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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+Luchini hits with a pair of punches to the head.
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-Crazyfucker throws a right to the temple, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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+Luchini lands a mean jab to the jaw.
-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of left punches to the face, but to no avail.
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+Luchini hits Crazyfucker with a volley of mean blows to the eye!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 18 of 23 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 50-45
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken jaw.
ROUND 6
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of punches to the eye, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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+Luchini strikes with a cross to the temple!!
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+Luchini hits with a pair of quick punches to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of punches to the face, but Luchini covers himself well.
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+Luchini pounds Crazyfucker with a stiff sweeping right to the nose.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a roundhouse to the chin, but Luchini backs out of it.
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-Luchini throws a volley of right punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 23 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 60-54
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken jaw.
ROUND 7
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of right blows to the face, but fails to score.
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-Luchini tries to land a flurry of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Luchini clocks Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the mouth. Crazyfucker ignores it.
-Crazyfucker throws a series of left blows to the jaw, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of shots to the nose, but Luchini ducks.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of left shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Luchini shakes Crazyfucker with a pair of heavy punches to the face.
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+Luchini wallops Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 21 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 70-63
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken jaw.
ROUND 8
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Luchini hits with a barrage of mean punches to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a straight right to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Crazyfucker fires a left jab to the mouth, but Luchini stays away from it.
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+Luchini backs up Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the chin. Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
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-Luchini throws a pair of left punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Luchini attacks with a volley of painful punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 25 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 80-72
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken jaw.
ROUND 9
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker tries a right hook to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a barrage of blows to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Luchini strikes with a pair of blows to the nose! Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Luchini nails Crazyfucker with a flurry of nasty punches to the eye!
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-Luchini throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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+Luchini suprises Crazyfucker with a series of quick punches to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of left blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a series of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 15 of 24 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 90-81
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken jaw.
ROUND 10
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
-Crazyfucker throws a series of blows to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of right punches to the temple, but Luchini quickly backs away.
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+Luchini jolts Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the face.
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-Luchini launches a barrage of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Luchini throws a volley of punches to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of punches to the face, but Luchini leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a right to the head, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 26 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 100-90
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken jaw.
ROUND 11
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of left punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker paws a straight right to the jaw, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Luchini ducks just in time.
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-Luchini lunges with a left sweeping right to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but falls short.
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+Luchini wakes up the fans with a solid straight right to the face.
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+Luchini lands a flurry of punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 19 of 24 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 110-99
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken jaw.
ROUND 12
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Luchini attempts a flurry of punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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+Luchini tattoos Crazyfucker with a pair of hard punches to the face.
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-Crazyfucker tries a volley of blows to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-Crazyfucker throws a volley of right blows to the mouth, but Luchini ducks just in time.
+Luchini annoys Crazyfucker with a pair of glancing shots to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of right shots to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of left blows to the head, but Luchini stays away from it.
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+Luchini backs up Crazyfucker with a pair of strong punches to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker tries a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Luchini ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 15 of 24 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 120-108
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has a broken jaw.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 120-108
Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 120-108
Unemployed Bum Luchini wins by decision!
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