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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\956250.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Unemployed Bum Luchini defeated Crazyfucker by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Tuesday, July 01, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 294 pounds (133 kilograms) is Unemployed Bum Luchini!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 324 pounds (147 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
+Luchini pokes Crazyfucker with a barrage of furious shots to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a series of right blows to the face, but Luchini quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of left blows to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Luchini tosses a pair of wild punches to the face. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
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+Luchini wallops Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the chest. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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+Luchini staggers Crazyfucker with a series of nasty punches to the stomach!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 22 of 26 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 10-9
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of left shots to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Luchini grazes Crazyfucker with a barrage of quick punches to the jaw!
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of right shots to the eye, but misses.
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+Luchini clocks Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the temple!!
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a right hook to the head, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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+Luchini pops Crazyfucker with a series of nice punches to the nose. Crazyfucker seems wobbly!
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+Luchini tattoos Crazyfucker with a pair of glancing punches to the face!
+Luchini smacks Crazyfucker with a flurry of wild punches to the face.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of blows to the nose, but Luchini blocks.
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-Luchini attempts a roundhouse to the face, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 27 of 31 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 20-18
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
+Luchini fires a series of solid punches to the face.
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+Luchini hits with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Luchini escapes.
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+Luchini tags Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Luchini stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of right blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Luchini lands a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Luchini fires a volley of punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 18 of 25 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 30-27
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a bloody lip.
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
-Crazyfucker launches a flurry of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Luchini throws a jab to the nose, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of blows to the eye, but misses.
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+Luchini catches Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the jaw!
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of right punches to the head, but Luchini ties him up.
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+Luchini scores with a off balance jab to the mouth.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of left blows to the head, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 18 of 23 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 40-36
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a bloody lip.
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
-Crazyfucker probes with a barrage of blows to the chest, but Luchini quickly backs away.
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+Luchini suprises Crazyfucker with a series of shots to the head.
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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of left blows to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of blows to the mouth, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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-Luchini attempts a volley of right punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Luchini annoys Crazyfucker with a jab to the mouth.
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+Luchini shakes Crazyfucker with a flurry of light punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 15 of 24 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 50-45
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a bloody mouth.
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker fires a right to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Luchini clocks Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Luchini tags Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of blows to the eye, but Luchini stays away from it.
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+Luchini pummels Crazyfucker with a flurry of wild punches to the head.
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-Luchini throws a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Luchini lands a pair of punches to the head.
-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of left punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of left shots to the nose, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 24 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 22 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 60-54
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a bloody mouth.
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
+Luchini suprises Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the mouth!
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but Luchini steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Luchini hurts Crazyfucker with a flurry of light punches to the chin!!
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of left punches to the nose, but falls short.
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-Luchini tries a flurry of right punches to the head, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 24 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 70-63
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a bloody mouth.
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Luchini hits Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Luchini stuns Crazyfucker with a barrage of heavy blows to the nose.
+Luchini clocks Crazyfucker with a series of stinging punches to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of punches to the jaw, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of shots to the face, but only hits air.
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-Luchini attempts a series of right punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 18 of 25 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 80-72
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a bloody mouth.
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 9
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of right punches to the face, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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-Luchini attacks with a roundhouse to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Crazyfucker tries to land a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker throws a straight right to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Crazyfucker probes with a series of shots to the head, but only hits air.
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+Luchini tosses a loud jab to the chin. Crazyfucker is hurt!
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+Luchini hits with a pair of stiff punches to the jaw!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 24 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 90-81
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a bloody mouth.
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 10
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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+Luchini takes charge with a flurry of nice punches to the eye.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
-Crazyfucker lashes out with a pair of right blows to the temple, but Luchini steps aside.
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+Luchini fires a volley of punches to the chin! Crazyfucker ignores it.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of right shots to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of blows to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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-Luchini attempts a right left to the nose, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 15 of 25 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 100-90
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a bloody mouth.
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 11
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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+Luchini tags Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but Luchini ducks just in time.
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-Luchini attacks with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker tries a series of blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Luchini lands a jab to the chin! Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a left jab to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Luchini jars Crazyfucker with a pair of commanding shots to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 25 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 110-99
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a bloody mouth.
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 12
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
-Luchini lunges with a cross to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Luchini annoys Crazyfucker with a volley of painful punches to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Luchini throws a pair of loud punches to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of left punches to the eye, but Luchini stays away from it.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of punches to the head, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of left shots to the head, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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+Luchini lands a series of nasty punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 24 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 120-108
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a bloody mouth.
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 120-108
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 120-108
Unemployed Bum Luchini wins by decision!
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