Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\955485.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Unemployed Bum Luchini defeated Crazyfucker by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.Match Friday, June 27, 2014In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 294 pounds (133 kilograms) is Unemployed Bum Luchini!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 324 pounds (147 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a left sweeping right to the chin, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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+Luchini pops Crazyfucker with a volley of blows to the chest! Crazyfucker is hurt!
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker throws a pair of right punches to the head, but to no avail.
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+Luchini strikes with a series of blows to the chest.
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+Luchini punches Crazyfucker with a barrage of light punches to the mouth. Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
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-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of shots to the nose, but fails to score.
-Crazyfucker tries a series of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Luchini hits with a series of punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 22 of 22 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 10-9
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
-Crazyfucker probes with a left left to the ribs, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker launches a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of left shots to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Luchini solidly lands a flurry of quick punches to the chin!!
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+Luchini scores with a flurry of punches to the eye. Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
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+Luchini hurts Crazyfucker with a barrage of furious punches to the nose.
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+Luchini nails Crazyfucker with a pair of nasty punches to the stomach.
+Luchini hits with a flurry of solid punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 27 of 31 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 20-18
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of blows to the temple, but Luchini leaps aside.
+Luchini annoys Crazyfucker with a series of solid punches to the eye!
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+Luchini hits with a barrage of strong punches to the mouth.
-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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+Luchini attacks with Crazyfucker with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a right cross to the temple, but Luchini blocks.
-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Crazyfucker paws a pair of left shots to the face, but Luchini ducks just in time.
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-Luchini launches a series of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 23 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 30-27
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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+Luchini punches Crazyfucker with a volley of hard punches to the jaw.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Luchini throws a series of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Luchini hits with a pair of punches to the eye!!
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of blows to the temple, but Luchini covers himself well.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
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-Crazyfucker fires a straight right to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Luchini wallops Crazyfucker with a series of commanding punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 18 of 24 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 40-36
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 5
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker fires a volley of right blows to the mouth, but Luchini ties him up.
+Luchini wakes up the fans with a pair of stiff punches to the temple. Crazyfucker asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Luchini hits with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Luchini attacks with a barrage of nasty punches to the face.
-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Luchini steps aside.
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-Luchini tries a series of left punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of blows to the mouth, but comes up empty.
-Crazyfucker throws a volley of right shots to the face, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 24 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 50-45
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 6
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a pair of blows to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Luchini attacks with a barrage of nice punches to the nose.
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+Luchini grazes Crazyfucker with a pair of nasty punches to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a left left to the ribs, but Luchini blocks.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of left shots to the face, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
-Luchini paws a volley of right punches to the face, but falls short.
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+Luchini throws a volley of punches to the face!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 18 of 24 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 60-54
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 7
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of blows to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Luchini tags Crazyfucker with a series of punches to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of left shots to the eye, but misses.
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+Luchini lands a cross to the head. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
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-Luchini probes with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 25 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 70-63
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
-Crazyfucker paws a pair of left shots to the chin, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a series of blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a pair of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Luchini ties him up.
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-Luchini launches a barrage of punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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+Luchini throws a barrage of stiff punches to the chin.
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+Luchini jolts Crazyfucker with a glancing straight right to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 15 of 25 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 24 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 80-72
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
-Crazyfucker charges with a barrage of blows to the head, but Luchini leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of shots to the nose, but Luchini ties him up.
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+Luchini smacks Crazyfucker with a volley of nice punches to the mouth!!
-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Luchini escapes.
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+Luchini hits Crazyfucker with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw!! Crazyfucker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Crazyfucker throws a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Luchini quickly backs away.
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-Luchini probes with a left cross to the jaw, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 25 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 90-81
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker fires a barrage of left shots to the chin, but Luchini covers himself well.
-Crazyfucker fires a flurry of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Luchini jolts Crazyfucker with a heavy roundhouse to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker throws a left to the temple, but Luchini leaps aside.
-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of punches to the eye, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
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+Luchini clocks Crazyfucker with a volley of hard punches to the eye. Crazyfucker gets mad!
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-Luchini charges with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 25 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 23 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 100-90
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a bloody lip.
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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+Luchini lands a pair of wild punches to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker fires a series of right shots to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Luchini hits Crazyfucker with a volley of hard punches to the mouth.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of shots to the eye, but Luchini ties him up.
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-Luchini attempts a pair of right punches to the head, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
+Luchini lashes out with a pair of solid punches to the nose.
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-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 24 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 110-99
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a bloody lip.
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of blows to the face, but goes wide.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Luchini quickly backs away.
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+Luchini staggers Crazyfucker with a pair of punches to the chin. Crazyfucker grimaces in pain.
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-Luchini throws a series of blows to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker paws a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of shots to the stomach, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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+Luchini attacks with a pair of nasty punches to the chin.
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+Luchini lashes out with a series of strong punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 21 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 2 of 25 punches.
Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9
Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 120-108
Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a bloody lip.
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 120-108
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 120-108
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 120-108
Unemployed Bum Luchini wins by decision!
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