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(Heavyweight) Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco defeated Vlad Torped by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Thursday, June 05, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 271 pounds (123 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 254 pounds (115 kilograms) is Vlad Torped!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.

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-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Torped grazes Pillow Hands with a series of stinging shots to the nose.
-Pillow Hands throws a left to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Pillow Hands takes charge with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Pillow Hands launches a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Torped ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands tries a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Torped steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of right blows to the ribs, but Torped deftly avoits it.
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+Pillow Hands whacks Torped with a pair of blows to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 9 of 39 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 8 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 10-9


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Torped doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.

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+Pillow Hands suprises Torped with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a right right to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Torped stuns Pillow Hands with a volley of furious punches to the chest.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a sweeping right to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of punches to the head, but Torped takes it in the forearms.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a left uppercut to the head, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands tries a pair of left shots to the head, but only hits air.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a volley of right blows to the head, but Torped leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 10 of 40 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 8 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 20-18


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Torped doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.

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-Pillow Hands throws a roundhouse to the chest, but Torped steps aside and laughs.
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+Torped wakes up the fans with a flurry of powerful blows to the head.
+Pillow Hands tattoos Torped with a barrage of shots to the chin. Torped sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Pillow Hands paws a right left to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Pillow Hands throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Torped backs out of it.
-Pillow Hands throws a series of left blows to the jaw, but Torped hides behind his gloves.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Torped blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 10 of 37 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 8 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 30-27


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Torped doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.

+Pillow Hands pounds Torped with a series of stinging shots to the eye.
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+Torped jars Pillow Hands with a pair of punches to the stomach!!
-Pillow Hands attacks with a pair of shots to the face, but misses.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of right punches to the chin, but Torped steps aside.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a right jab to the face, but Torped beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pillow Hands throws a volley of right blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands tries a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Torped backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 8 of 40 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 7 of 7 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 40-36


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Torped doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.

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-Pillow Hands charges with a left straight right to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Torped throws a volley of blows to the jaw.
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+Torped fires Pillow Hands with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Torped covers himself well.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a flurry of punches to the face, but Torped ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands tries a flurry of left punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Pillow Hands grazes Torped with a volley of punches to the jaw. Torped is hurt!
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-Pillow Hands charges with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Torped ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands throws a volley of right blows to the head, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands fires a series of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 9 of 40 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 8 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 50-45


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Torped doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 6

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.

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+Torped rocks Pillow Hands with a volley of heavy punches to the chest. Pillow Hands shakes his head to clear it.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Torped deftly avoits it.
-Pillow Hands throws a pair of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands attacks with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Torped takes it in the forearms.
-Pillow Hands charges with a series of punches to the mouth, but Torped takes it in the forearms.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of right punches to the eye, but Torped deftly avoits it.
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-Pillow Hands lunges with a barrage of shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Torped smacks Pillow Hands with a series of shots to the mouth.
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+Pillow Hands rocks Torped with a barrage of stiff blows to the jaw. Torped hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 9 of 40 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 8 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 60-54


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Torped doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 7

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.

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-Pillow Hands tries to land a flurry of left blows to the face, but Torped ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a pair of shots to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Pillow Hands jars Torped with a volley of shots to the face.
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-Pillow Hands tries a barrage of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Torped nails Pillow Hands with a volley of stinging shots to the solar plexus.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands throws a jab to the stomach, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 9 of 40 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 7 of 7 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 70-63


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Torped doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 8

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.

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+Torped hits with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Pillow Hands hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Pillow Hands throws a volley of blows to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands lashes out with a series of blows to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a pair of blows to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Pillow Hands hits Torped with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 8 of 38 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 7 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 80-72


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!

Torped doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 9

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.

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-Pillow Hands tries to land a barrage of right shots to the face, but fails to score.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a volley of shots to the chest, but falls short.
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+Pillow Hands suprises Torped with a stiff straight right to the ribs. Torped asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Pillow Hands fires a pair of shots to the face, but misses.
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-Pillow Hands launches a uppercut to the face, but Torped escapes.
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+Torped tags Pillow Hands with a pair of punches to the head.
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-Pillow Hands launches a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Torped ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Torped escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 10 of 39 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 8 of 9 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 90-81


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the right eye.

Torped doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 10

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.

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-Pillow Hands attempts a pair of right blows to the head, but only hits air.
-Pillow Hands throws a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Torped ducks.
-Pillow Hands charges with a barrage of left blows to the nose, but Torped backs out of it.
+Torped lands a flurry of loud blows to the face. Pillow Hands quickly recovers.
-Pillow Hands fires a barrage of blows to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of right shots to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Pillow Hands fires a flurry of blows to the chin.
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-Pillow Hands throws a series of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 9 of 40 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 8 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 100-90


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the right eye.

Torped doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 11

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.

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+Pillow Hands punches Torped with a barrage of loud blows to the head.
-Pillow Hands attacks with a volley of shots to the chest, but Torped escapes.
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-Pillow Hands tries a jab to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Pillow Hands throws a left jab to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Pillow Hands paws a barrage of shots to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Pillow Hands charges with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Torped quickly backs away.
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-Pillow Hands launches a series of blows to the temple, but Torped ducks just in time.
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-Pillow Hands probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Torped drills Pillow Hands with a series of wild shots to the chest! Pillow Hands sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 9 of 36 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 8 of 8 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 110-99


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the right eye.

Torped doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 12

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Torped covers up.

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-Pillow Hands probes with a series of blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Pillow Hands whacks Torped with a pair of painful shots to the mouth.
-Pillow Hands attacks with a series of left punches to the chin, but goes wide.
-Pillow Hands throws a volley of punches to the temple, but Torped ties him up.
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-Pillow Hands launches a volley of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Pillow Hands tries to land a volley of left blows to the face, but falls short.
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+Pillow Hands pummels Torped with a flurry of nice blows to the chin.
+Torped whacks Pillow Hands with a volley of vicious punches to the eye.
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-Pillow Hands attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but Torped takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 9 of 40 punches, and Vlad Torped landed 8 of 9 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 120-108


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the right eye.

Torped doesn't want to stop fighting!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 4: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 5: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 6: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 7: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 8: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 9: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 10: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 11: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 12: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

Total Score: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 120-108

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco wins by decision!