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(Heavyweight) Merty Mert defeated Keith "Attitude Problem" Smith by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Monday, May 19, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 272 pounds (123 kilograms) is Merty Mert!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 237 pounds (108 kilograms) is Keith "Attitude Problem" Smith!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Merty covers up.
Attitude Problem is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Attitude Problem probes with a flurry of right blows to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Attitude Problem annoys Merty with a bite to the ear! The Ref mus be blind!
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+Merty fires a barrage of vicious shots to the temple!
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-Attitude Problem probes with a volley of shots to the temple, but Merty escapes.
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-Attitude Problem probes with a pair of right punches to the head, but Merty blocks.
-Attitude Problem tries to land a series of right punches to the face, but Merty leaps aside.
-Attitude Problem throws a flurry of hooks to the nose, but Merty ducks.
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-Attitude Problem charges with a flurry of hooks to the jaw, but Merty stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Merty Mert landed 8 of 8 punches, and Keith "Attitude Problem" Smith landed 1 of 31 punches.

Merty Mert won the round 10-9

Merty Mert is winning the fight 10-9


Merty doesn't want to stop fighting!

Attitude Problem doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 2

Merty covers up.
Attitude Problem is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Merty shakes Attitude Problem with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Attitude Problem probes with a barrage of left shots to the temple, but Merty backs out of it.
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+Attitude Problem hits Merty with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Attitude Problem launches a pair of blows to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Attitude Problem probes with a volley of left roundhouses to the head, but to no avail.
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+Merty hammers Attitude Problem with a flurry of hard punches to the head.
-Attitude Problem attacks with a pair of left uppercuts to the eye, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Merty Mert landed 9 of 9 punches, and Keith "Attitude Problem" Smith landed 2 of 33 punches.

Merty Mert won the round 10-9

Merty Mert is winning the fight 20-18


Merty doesn't even want to rest!

Attitude Problem remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 3

Merty covers up.
Attitude Problem is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Attitude Problem attempts a volley of uppercuts to the mouth, but Merty ducks.
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-Attitude Problem attempts a flurry of right roundhouses to the head, but Merty takes it in the forearms.
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-Attitude Problem launches a barrage of right blows to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Attitude Problem pokes Merty with a bite to the ear! That was totally uncalled for!
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-Attitude Problem attempts a flurry of roundhouses to the mouth, but Merty steps aside.
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+Merty tattoos Attitude Problem with a pair of punches to the jaw!
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The fighters study each other.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Merty Mert landed 8 of 8 punches, and Keith "Attitude Problem" Smith landed 2 of 27 punches.

Merty Mert won the round 10-9

Merty Mert is winning the fight 30-27


Merty doesn't even want to rest!

Attitude Problem grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 4

Merty covers up.
Attitude Problem is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Attitude Problem fires a right right to the chin, but Merty ducks.
-Attitude Problem attempts a volley of blows to the eye, but falls short.
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-Attitude Problem fires a cross to the face, but only hits air.
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-Attitude Problem attempts a series of shots to the face, but Merty escapes.
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-Attitude Problem charges with a flurry of left crosses to the head, but Merty ties him up.
+Merty punches Attitude Problem with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Attitude Problem pounds Merty with a head butt! This is unbelievable!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Merty Mert landed 8 of 8 punches, and Keith "Attitude Problem" Smith landed 2 of 30 punches.

Merty Mert won the round 10-9

Merty Mert is winning the fight 40-36


Merty doesn't even want to rest!

Attitude Problem is obviously tired. He has gash below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 5

Merty covers up.
Attitude Problem is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Attitude Problem launches a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Merty leaps aside.
+Attitude Problem throws Merty with a low blow! This is unbelievable!
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-Attitude Problem tries to land a right straight right to the face, but Merty ducks.
-Attitude Problem throws a pair of right crosses to the jaw, but Merty blocks.
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-Attitude Problem probes with a series of shots to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Attitude Problem charges with a pair of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Merty grazes Attitude Problem with a volley of hard punches to the face! Attitude Problem gets mad!
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BELL
Merty remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Attitude Problem is slowing down. He has gash below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken tooth.

The doctor won't let Keith "Attitude Problem" Smith continue the fight! Merty Mert wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Merty Mert 10-9
Round 2: Merty Mert 10-9
Round 3: Merty Mert 10-9
Round 4: Merty Mert 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Merty Mert 10-9
Round 2: Merty Mert 10-9
Round 3: Merty Mert 10-9
Round 4: Merty Mert 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Merty Mert 10-9
Round 2: Merty Mert 10-9
Round 3: Merty Mert 10-9
Round 4: Merty Mert 10-9

Merty Mert wins by a technical knockout!