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(Heavyweight) Yao Dick defeated BOT-152146 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Wednesday, April 02, 2014

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 11 inches (211 centimeters) tall weighing in at 343 pounds (156 kilograms) is Yao Dick!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 264 pounds (120 kilograms) is BOT-152146!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Yao Dick backpedals and jabs.
Bot-152146 bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

-Bot-152146 paws a flurry of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
+Yao Dick connects with a series of punches to the stomach. Bot-152146 seems wobbly!
+Yao Dick clocks Bot-152146 with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach.
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-Bot-152146 tries a barrage of right combinations to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Bot-152146 paws a flurry of right combinations to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Yao Dick suprises Bot-152146 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Bot-152146 strikes with a strong jab to the eye.
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-Bot-152146 lashes out with a pair of punches to the nose, but Yao Dick escapes.
+Bot-152146 pummels Yao Dick with a volley of combinations to the mouth.
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+Yao Dick throws a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+Yao Dick tosses a series of powerful punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 22 of 22 punches, and BOT-152146 landed 13 of 32 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 10-9


Yao Dick doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-152146 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Yao Dick backpedals and jabs.
Bot-152146 bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

-Bot-152146 throws a barrage of combinations to the nose, but to no avail.
-Bot-152146 launches a flurry of punches to the face, but Yao Dick beats a hasty retreat.
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+Yao Dick rocks Bot-152146 with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Bot-152146 probes with a right straight right to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Bot-152146 nails Yao Dick with a barrage of mean combinations to the nose.
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+Yao Dick connects with a volley of stinging punches to the ribs.
+Yao Dick hurts Bot-152146 with a flurry of combinations to the ribs.
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+Yao Dick wakes up the fans with a stinging cross to the chest.
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+Yao Dick jolts Bot-152146 with a series of wild punches to the ribs. Bot-152146 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Yao Dick fires a barrage of wild punches to the stomach!!
+Bot-152146 catches Yao Dick with a volley of wild combinations to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 23 of 23 punches, and BOT-152146 landed 12 of 31 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 20-18


Yao Dick doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-152146 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-152146 bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

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-Bot-152146 tries to land a barrage of punches to the nose, but Yao Dick leaps aside.
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+Yao Dick tosses a pair of combinations to the chest.
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-Bot-152146 throws a flurry of right punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Yao Dick fires a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs. Bot-152146 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Bot-152146 charges with a series of left combinations to the face, but Yao Dick ties him up.
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+Bot-152146 tags Yao Dick with a barrage of off balance blows to the head. Yao Dick laughs!
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+Yao Dick throws a series of punches to the ribs.
+Bot-152146 whacks Yao Dick with a series of light punches to the mouth. Yao Dick beats a hasty retreat.
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+Yao Dick smashes Bot-152146 with a pair of nice punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 24 of 24 punches, and BOT-152146 landed 11 of 30 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 30-27


Yao Dick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-152146 is slowing down.



ROUND 4

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-152146 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Bot-152146 throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Yao Dick steps aside.
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+Yao Dick throws a roundhouse to the solar plexus. Bot-152146 retreats to the far corner.
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-Yao Dick paws a series of punches to the ribs, but Bot-152146 backs out of it.
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-Yao Dick throws a series of right punches to the stomach, but Bot-152146 takes it in the forearms.
+Yao Dick hits with a nice left to the ribs!! Bot-152146 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Yao Dick lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but Bot-152146 deftly avoits it.
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+Yao Dick strikes with a pair of punches to the stomach. Bot-152146 retreats to the far corner.
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+Yao Dick smacks Bot-152146 with a series of commanding punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 19 of 31 punches, and BOT-152146 landed 2 of 8 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 40-36


Yao Dick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-152146 is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-152146 stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Bot-152146 jolts Yao Dick with a volley of shots to the nose.
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+Bot-152146 takes charge with a pair of hard punches to the mouth.
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+Yao Dick wallops Bot-152146 with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Yao Dick jars Bot-152146 with a series of punches to the solar plexus! Bot-152146 seems wobbly!
+Yao Dick punches Bot-152146 with a pair of vicious punches to the head.
+Yao Dick smacks Bot-152146 with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Yao Dick wallops Bot-152146 with a series of nasty blows to the temple. Bot-152146 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Yao Dick thumps Bot-152146 with a quick jab to the chin. Bot-152146 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Yao Dick attacks with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Bot-152146 attempts a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Yao Dick ducks.
-Bot-152146 attempts a barrage of left punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Bot-152146 attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but Yao Dick deftly avoits it.
+Yao Dick catches Bot-152146 with a volley of off balance punches to the nose.
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+Yao Dick smacks Bot-152146 with a flurry of wild punches to the temple. Bot-152146 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 39 of 39 punches, and BOT-152146 landed 11 of 39 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-9

Yao Dick is winning the fight 50-45


Yao Dick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bot-152146 looks exhausted.



ROUND 6

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-152146 stays outside and uses his jab.

+Yao Dick pounds Bot-152146 with a barrage of loud punches to the temple. Bot-152146 ignores it.
+Yao Dick nails Bot-152146 with a glancing left to the eye.
+Yao Dick shakes Bot-152146 with a barrage of strong punches to the mouth.
+Bot-152146 punches Yao Dick with a barrage of commanding punches to the eye.
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-Bot-152146 tries to land a pair of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
+Yao Dick punches Bot-152146 with a volley of loud blows to the jaw!
Yao Dick lands a devestating cross to the jaw and Bot-152146 lands flat on his back!!

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Bot-152146 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Bot-152146 lashes out with a sweeping right to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Yao Dick hits with a flurry of painful punches to the face.
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+Yao Dick nails Bot-152146 with a jab to the chin.
-Bot-152146 throws a right right to the jaw, but Yao Dick stays away from it.
+Bot-152146 belts Yao Dick with a right to the nose. Yao Dick doesn't seem bothered.
+Yao Dick wakes up the fans with a flurry of glancing punches to the chin. Bot-152146 ignores it.
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-Bot-152146 tries a left straight right to the face, but fails to score.
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+Bot-152146 hammers Yao Dick with a jab to the eye.
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+Yao Dick fires a barrage of painful punches to the temple.
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+Yao Dick annoys Bot-152146 with a flurry of solid punches to the nose. Bot-152146 falls against the ropes!
-Bot-152146 lunges with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Yao Dick pounds Bot-152146 with a furious jab to the face.
-Bot-152146 tries to land a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Yao Dick escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 38 of 43 punches, and BOT-152146 landed 10 of 39 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-8

Yao Dick is winning the fight 60-53


Yao Dick grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bot-152146 collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 7

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-152146 stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Yao Dick strikes with a barrage of stiff shots to the mouth!
+Yao Dick lands a pair of punches to the chin.
-Bot-152146 tries a flurry of punches to the face, but Yao Dick ducks just in time.
+Yao Dick clocks Bot-152146 with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
+Yao Dick annoys Bot-152146 with a series of commanding punches to the eye.
-Bot-152146 lunges with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Yao Dick hides behind his gloves.
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+Bot-152146 solidly lands a flurry of stiff punches to the temple.
+Bot-152146 hammers Yao Dick with a barrage of nasty punches to the temple.
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+Yao Dick backs up Bot-152146 with a pair of glancing punches to the chest.
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-Bot-152146 lunges with a series of punches to the chin, but Yao Dick blocks.
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-Bot-152146 attempts a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Yao Dick beats a hasty retreat.
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+Yao Dick hurts Bot-152146 with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
Yao Dick lands a ferocious blow to the head and Bot-152146 collapses!!

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Bot-152146 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Bot-152146 tries to land a volley of left punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Yao Dick hits Bot-152146 with a volley of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Yao Dick landed 40 of 40 punches, and BOT-152146 landed 8 of 41 punches.

Yao Dick won the round 10-8

Yao Dick is winning the fight 70-61


Yao Dick is obviously tired.

Bot-152146 can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 8

Yao Dick stays outside and uses his jab.
Bot-152146 stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Yao Dick tosses a barrage of loud punches to the ribs.
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-Bot-152146 probes with a right jab to the mouth, but Yao Dick beats a hasty retreat.
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-Bot-152146 lunges with a series of right punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
+Yao Dick connects with a flurry of furious punches to the nose.
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-Bot-152146 attacks with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Yao Dick escapes.
+Yao Dick drills Bot-152146 with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Yao Dick pokes Bot-152146 with a pair of vicious punches to the chin.
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+Yao Dick annoys Bot-152146 with a series of quick punches to the jaw.
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+Yao Dick connects with a hard roundhouse to the temple! Yao Dick strikes at will! Bot-152146 begs for mercy! The Referee stops the fight!
Yao Dick wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Yao Dick is obviously tired.

Bot-152146 can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.

The doctor won't let BOT-152146 continue the fight! Yao Dick wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 6: Yao Dick 10-8
Round 7: Yao Dick 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 6: Yao Dick 10-8
Round 7: Yao Dick 10-8


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 2: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 3: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 4: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 5: Yao Dick 10-9
Round 6: Yao Dick 10-8
Round 7: Yao Dick 10-8

Yao Dick wins by a technical knockout!