Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\928568.htm on local disk...(Cruiserweight) blerp defeated Hammer Hands by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Saturday, January 25, 2014In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is blerp!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 4 pounds (2 kilograms) is Hammer Hands!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Blerp covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
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-Blerp tries a flurry of left blows to the head, but Hands hides behind his gloves.
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-Hands fires a series of shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Hands tries a jab to the temple, but falls short.
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-Hands probes with a series of left shots to the head, but fails to score.
-Hands probes with a pair of left shots to the nose, but Blerp hides behind his gloves.
-Hands attacks with a right left to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Hands attacks with a jab to the mouth.
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-Hands paws a right straight right to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Hands throws a pair of blows to the jaw. Blerp sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Hands attempts a right roundhouse to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Hands annoys Blerp with a series of nasty blows to the eye.
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-Hands attempts a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
BELL
According to the commentator:
blerp landed 0 of 8 punches, and Hammer Hands landed 17 of 51 punches.
Hammer Hands won the round 10-9
Hammer Hands is winning the fight 10-9
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 2
Blerp covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
-Hands attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Blerp ties him up.
+Hands hurts Blerp with a quick jab to the chin. Blerp beats a hasty retreat.
-Hands paws a straight right to the head, but to no avail.
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+Blerp solidly lands a barrage of punches to the nose. Hands seems wobbly! Blerp sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Hands's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
blerp wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
blerp wins by a technical knockout!
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