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(Cruiserweight) Cruiser Dork Boom III defeated Dopey Dwarf by unanimous decision: 116-111, 116-111, 116-111.

Match Saturday, January 04, 2014

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom III!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 186 pounds (84 kilograms) is Dopey Dwarf!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Cruiser pounds Dwarf with a volley of nice blows to the stomach. Dwarf sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dwarf annoys Cruiser with a series of punches to the stomach. Cruiser retreats to the far corner.
+Dwarf fires a barrage of punches to the face.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf rocks Cruiser with a barrage of light punches to the mouth. Cruiser gets mad!
+Dwarf annoys Cruiser with a series of furious punches to the jaw.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Cruiser tries to land a volley of punches to the chest, but falls short.
+Dwarf fires a series of punches to the ribs! Cruiser quickly recovers.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Cruiser probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom III landed 11 of 24 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 21 of 33 punches.

Dopey Dwarf won the round 10-9

Dopey Dwarf is winning the fight 10-9


Cruiser doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dwarf doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dwarf annoys Cruiser with a series of glancing punches to the mouth.
+Dwarf rocks Cruiser with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Dwarf grazes Cruiser with a pair of furious shots to the ribs.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cruiser clocks Dwarf with a series of commanding blows to the chest. Dwarf ignores it.
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+Cruiser pokes Dwarf with a volley of punches to the chest.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Cruiser paws a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Dwarf steps aside and laughs.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dwarf lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
+Dwarf attacks with a series of heavy punches to the stomach.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Cruiser launches a right to the stomach, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom III landed 11 of 25 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 23 of 33 punches.

Dopey Dwarf won the round 10-9

Dopey Dwarf is winning the fight 20-18


Cruiser doesn't even want to rest!

Dwarf doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dwarf hits with a series of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cruiser wallops Dwarf with a flurry of punches to the chest. Dwarf hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dwarf attempts a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Cruiser beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dwarf hits with a left to the mouth. Cruiser hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Cruiser throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Dwarf deftly avoits it.
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-Cruiser tries to land a volley of right blows to the stomach, but Dwarf stays away from it.
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+Dwarf throws a series of off balance punches to the solar plexus!!
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dwarf pokes Cruiser with a flurry of nice shots to the temple. Cruiser sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom III landed 12 of 24 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 20 of 33 punches.

Dopey Dwarf won the round 10-9

Dopey Dwarf is winning the fight 30-27


Cruiser doesn't even want to rest!

Dwarf doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dwarf pops Cruiser with a pair of light shots to the face. Cruiser sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Dwarf tries a barrage of punches to the temple, but Cruiser beats a hasty retreat.
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+Cruiser suprises Dwarf with a stinging hook to the stomach.
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+Dwarf grazes Cruiser with a series of hard punches to the stomach.
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-Cruiser attempts a pair of blows to the chest, but Dwarf steps aside.
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+Dwarf tags Cruiser with a flurry of light punches to the mouth.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cruiser tags Dwarf with a series of heavy blows to the ribs. Dwarf grimaces in pain.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dwarf pummels Cruiser with a barrage of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom III landed 11 of 25 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 20 of 36 punches.

Dopey Dwarf won the round 10-9

Dopey Dwarf is winning the fight 40-36


Cruiser doesn't even want to rest!

Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Cruiser punches Dwarf with a solid uppercut to the chest.
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-Dwarf tries a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Cruiser probes with a pair of right shots to the stomach, but Dwarf ties him up.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf attacks with a volley of nasty punches to the jaw.
+Cruiser staggers Dwarf with a mean hook to the solar plexus.
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-Cruiser throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Dwarf leaps aside.
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+Dwarf strikes with a jab to the nose.
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+Dwarf lands a pair of loud punches to the face.
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+Cruiser belts Dwarf with a series of solid punches to the ribs.
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-Cruiser throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Dwarf ties him up.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dwarf charges with a flurry of left punches to the face, but goes wide.
+Cruiser hits with a volley of solid shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom III landed 18 of 42 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 19 of 34 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Dopey Dwarf is winning the fight 49-46


Cruiser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dwarf remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Cruiser attacks with a left hook to the stomach, but Dwarf steps aside and laughs.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf tosses a series of punches to the eye.
-Cruiser throws a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Dwarf ducks just in time.
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+Dwarf attacks with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Cruiser fires a barrage of punches to the chest. Dwarf sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Cruiser connects with a series of strong shots to the stomach.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dwarf smashes Cruiser with a jab to the nose.
+Cruiser pokes Dwarf with a flurry of punches to the stomach!!
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-Cruiser attempts a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but Dwarf stays away from it.
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+Dwarf strikes with a volley of stinging blows to the nose. Cruiser shakes his head to clear it.
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+Cruiser hurts Dwarf with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom III landed 19 of 40 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 20 of 31 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Dopey Dwarf is winning the fight 58-56


Cruiser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dwarf grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Cruiser lunges with a series of blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Dwarf solidly lands a pair of strong punches to the mouth.
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-Cruiser fires a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cruiser hits with a cross to the stomach.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf tosses a pair of light punches to the nose.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Dwarf lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Cruiser narrowly avoids it
-Dwarf throws a series of right punches to the mouth, but Cruiser backs out of it.
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-Cruiser probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Cruiser lunges with a series of left punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Cruiser suprises Dwarf with a series of furious shots to the solar plexus. Dwarf doesn't notice.
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+Cruiser fires a volley of stinging shots to the stomach.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom III landed 17 of 42 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 16 of 30 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Dopey Dwarf is winning the fight 67-66


Cruiser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dwarf grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Cruiser tattoos Dwarf with a flurry of wild punches to the stomach!! Dwarf falls against the ropes!
+Cruiser pops Dwarf with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Cruiser pounds Dwarf with a pair of shots to the solar plexus!
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+Dwarf solidly lands a volley of punches to the jaw.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dwarf lands a pair of punches to the nose.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf pops Cruiser with a pair of punches to the head.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cruiser probes with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Dwarf quickly backs away.
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-Cruiser throws a barrage of shots to the chest, but fails to score.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
-Cruiser lunges with a volley of right blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Dwarf tags Cruiser with a series of powerful blows to the eye.
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-Dwarf lunges with a barrage of shots to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Dwarf lashes out with a left to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-Dwarf tries to land a volley of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Dwarf tries a pair of shots to the mouth, but Cruiser hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom III landed 20 of 38 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 17 of 37 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Cruiser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dwarf grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dwarf attempts a volley of right punches to the chin, but Cruiser hides behind his gloves.
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-Cruiser attacks with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Dwarf narrowly avoids it
+Dwarf suprises Cruiser with a jab to the nose.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cruiser backs up Dwarf with a volley of loud shots to the ribs.
+Cruiser strikes with a pair of punches to the chest.
-Cruiser throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Dwarf ties him up.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dwarf fires a cross to the chin.
+Cruiser wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the chest! Dwarf doesn't notice.
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-Dwarf attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Dwarf tries a jab to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Cruiser attacks with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Dwarf attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but Cruiser beats a hasty retreat.
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-Cruiser throws a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Dwarf stays away from it.
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-Dwarf lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Dwarf throws a flurry of off balance punches to the chin.
+Cruiser fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom III landed 19 of 38 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 16 of 41 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom III is winning the fight 86-85


Cruiser grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dwarf is obviously tired.



ROUND 10

Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Dwarf throws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Cruiser charges with a volley of blows to the chest, but Dwarf takes it in the forearms.
-Cruiser probes with a right to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dwarf thumps Cruiser with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Cruiser attacks with a flurry of stiff punches to the stomach. Dwarf beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dwarf fires a barrage of left punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Cruiser fires a jab to the chest.
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+Dwarf throws a volley of nice punches to the head. Cruiser quickly recovers.
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-Cruiser tries a flurry of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Dwarf throws a pair of left punches to the head, but Cruiser deftly avoits it.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Cruiser hits with a series of furious punches to the stomach. Dwarf is hurt!
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-Cruiser throws a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Dwarf ducks just in time.
+Cruiser smacks Dwarf with a left to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom III landed 19 of 39 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 16 of 39 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom III is winning the fight 96-94


Cruiser grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dwarf is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Cruiser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dwarf is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dwarf probes with a volley of left punches to the head, but only hits air.
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+Cruiser pummels Dwarf with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cruiser hits with a flurry of commanding blows to the chest.
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+Dwarf pops Cruiser with a barrage of stinging punches to the face!
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Cruiser annoys Dwarf with a flurry of light blows to the chest. Dwarf laughs!
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-Dwarf paws a left left to the temple, but Cruiser blocks.
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+Dwarf connects with a series of punches to the eye!! Cruiser sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Cruiser attempts a left uppercut to the chest, but he's too slow.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Cruiser probes with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
+Cruiser jolts Dwarf with a barrage of vicious shots to the solar plexus.
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-Dwarf probes with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Cruiser ties him up.
+Cruiser jars Dwarf with a barrage of nasty blows to the stomach.
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Dwarf tries to attack, but Cruiser hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dwarf smacks Cruiser with a volley of stiff punches to the temple. Cruiser covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom III landed 21 of 37 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 14 of 40 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom III is winning the fight 106-103


Cruiser grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dwarf is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Cruiser is brawling. (inside)
Dwarf is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Cruiser charges with a series of left shots to the nose, but Dwarf leaps aside.
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-Cruiser lashes out with a series of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
+Cruiser smashes Dwarf with a strong roundhouse to the nose.
Cruiser lands a devestating blow to the head and Dwarf's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Dwarf struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dwarf attacks with a series of nasty punches to the eye.
+Dwarf catches Cruiser with a off balance jab to the eye!!
+ The fighters swap shots to the mouth.
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-Dwarf attempts a series of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
-Dwarf lunges with a barrage of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Dwarf belts Cruiser with a flurry of strong punches to the eye.
+Dwarf clocks Cruiser with a right to the nose.
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+Cruiser annoys Dwarf with a series of blows to the mouth. Dwarf doesn't notice.
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-Cruiser fires a barrage of right punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Dwarf hits with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Cruiser sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Cruiser attempts a flurry of left blows to the chin, but Dwarf deftly avoits it.
+Dwarf lands a cross to the eye.
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+Cruiser belts Dwarf with a pair of punches to the face. Dwarf sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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The fighters eye each other warily.
+Cruiser punches Dwarf with a volley of hard shots to the temple.
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+Cruiser clocks Dwarf with a volley of shots to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom III landed 22 of 37 punches, and Dopey Dwarf landed 28 of 42 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom III won the round 10-8

Cruiser Dork Boom III is winning the fight 116-111


Cruiser grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dwarf is slowing down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 2: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 3: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 4: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 10: Cruiser Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 11: Cruiser Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 12: Cruiser Dork Boom III 10-8

Total Score: Cruiser Dork Boom III 116-111


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 2: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 3: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 4: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 10: Cruiser Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 11: Cruiser Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 12: Cruiser Dork Boom III 10-8

Total Score: Cruiser Dork Boom III 116-111


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 2: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 3: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 4: Dopey Dwarf 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 9: Cruiser Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 10: Cruiser Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 11: Cruiser Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 12: Cruiser Dork Boom III 10-8

Total Score: Cruiser Dork Boom III 116-111

Cruiser Dork Boom III wins by decision!