Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\921828.htm on local disk...(Cruiserweight) blerp defeated Hammer Hands by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Saturday, December 07, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is blerp!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 34 pounds (15 kilograms) is Hammer Hands!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Blerp covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
-Hands throws a barrage of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Hands launches a pair of shots to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Hands throws a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-Blerp tries a flurry of blows to the head, but Hands quickly backs away.
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-Hands probes with a flurry of shots to the nose, but falls short.
-Hands throws a barrage of left shots to the head, but Blerp stays away from it.
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-Hands attempts a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Blerp beats a hasty retreat.
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+Hands wakes up the fans with a volley of painful blows to the jaw.
+Hands smashes Blerp with a volley of heavy shots to the stomach.
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+Hands thumps Blerp with a pair of painful blows to the face.
-Hands fires a flurry of right blows to the face, but falls short.
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-Hands attacks with a barrage of left blows to the head, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
blerp landed 0 of 8 punches, and Hammer Hands landed 14 of 53 punches.
Hammer Hands won the round 10-9
Hammer Hands is winning the fight 10-9
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 2
Blerp covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
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+Hands annoys Blerp with a pair of punches to the face. Blerp quickly recovers.
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-Hands throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Hands charges with a flurry of right shots to the mouth, but Blerp leaps aside.
-Hands lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but goes wide.
-Hands paws a flurry of shots to the head, but Blerp ties him up.
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-Blerp lunges with a flurry of left shots to the mouth, but misses.
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-Hands tries to land a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Blerp escapes.
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-Hands attempts a pair of right blows to the ribs, but Blerp leaps aside.
-Hands tries a barrage of punches to the nose, but Blerp blocks.
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+Blerp punches Hands with a barrage of light shots to the head!! Blerp is hammering relentlessly! Hands can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
blerp wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
blerp wins by a technical knockout!
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