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(Heavyweight) "marvelous" Mike Beirnes defeated Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Sunday, December 01, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 258 pounds (117 kilograms) is Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 445 pounds (202 kilograms) is "marvelous" Mike Beirnes!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)

+Pillow Hands shakes Marvelous with a volley of shots to the face.
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-Marvelous tries a pair of right blows to the chin, but Pillow Hands steps aside and laughs.
-Marvelous throws a volley of left blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Pillow Hands jars Marvelous with a flurry of stiff shots to the head!!
+Pillow Hands tags Marvelous with a series of off balance punches to the jaw!!
+Pillow Hands rocks Marvelous with a powerful hook to the chin.
+Pillow Hands jolts Marvelous with a flurry of light blows to the mouth.
-Pillow Hands attacks with a series of blows to the chin, but Marvelous backs out of it.
+Pillow Hands suprises Marvelous with a volley of heavy shots to the temple.
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-Marvelous attempts a pair of right shots to the face, but is ineffective.
-Marvelous probes with a left to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Marvelous lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
-Marvelous probes with a barrage of left blows to the jaw, but Pillow Hands beats a hasty retreat.
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-Marvelous fires a pair of punches to the chin, but Pillow Hands ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 36 of 42 punches, and "marvelous" Mike Beirnes landed 2 of 39 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 10-9


Pillow Hands doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the left eye.

Marvelous remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 2

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)

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-Marvelous attempts a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but Pillow Hands covers himself well.
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+Pillow Hands fires a barrage of hard blows to the solar plexus.
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-Marvelous fires a pair of blows to the chin, but Pillow Hands beats a hasty retreat.
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-Marvelous lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Marvelous throws a series of shots to the eye, but Pillow Hands narrowly avoids it
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-Marvelous attempts a pair of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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+Pillow Hands tattoos Marvelous with a pair of solid blows to the ribs.
-Pillow Hands paws a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Marvelous blocks.
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+Pillow Hands punches Marvelous with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus. Marvelous doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 29 of 40 punches, and "marvelous" Mike Beirnes landed 2 of 40 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 20-18


Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest! He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Marvelous grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.


ROUND 3

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)

-Marvelous attempts a volley of blows to the face, but Pillow Hands quickly backs away.
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-Marvelous tries a series of right punches to the face, but only hits air.
+Pillow Hands tags Marvelous with a volley of furious blows to the chin!!
-Marvelous probes with a pair of blows to the mouth, but Pillow Hands backs out of it.
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-Marvelous launches a pair of punches to the chin, but Pillow Hands leaps aside.
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+Pillow Hands wallops Marvelous with a volley of strong shots to the face.
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-Marvelous attacks with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Pillow Hands hides behind his gloves.
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+Pillow Hands attacks with a flurry of glancing punches to the head.
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+Pillow Hands tags Marvelous with a barrage of mean shots to the ribs! Marvelous doesn't notice.
-Marvelous attempts a series of right shots to the face, but Pillow Hands blocks.
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-Marvelous lunges with a left uppercut to the head, but only hits air.
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+Pillow Hands drills Marvelous with a series of quick blows to the temple!!
-Marvelous launches a pair of blows to the eye, but Pillow Hands covers himself well.
-Marvelous attacks with a cross to the mouth, but Pillow Hands stays away from it.
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-Marvelous lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the temple, but Pillow Hands covers himself well.
-Pillow Hands tries a flurry of blows to the nose, but Marvelous escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco landed 29 of 42 punches, and "marvelous" Mike Beirnes landed 2 of 39 punches.

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco won the round 10-9

Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco is winning the fight 30-27


Pillow Hands doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Marvelous is slowing down.


ROUND 4

Pillow Hands comes out fighting.
Marvelous fights inside. (inside)

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+Pillow Hands tags Marvelous with a volley of solid shots to the eye!
-Marvelous throws a pair of left blows to the head, but Pillow Hands steps aside and laughs.
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+Pillow Hands stuns Marvelous with a pair of shots to the jaw. Marvelous seems wobbly!
-Marvelous tries to land a right cross to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Pillow Hands hits with a painful cross to the temple.
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-Marvelous tries to land a series of right blows to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Marvelous throws a uppercut to the mouth, but Pillow Hands ducks.
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-Marvelous paws a hook to the nose, but Pillow Hands steps aside and laughs.
-Marvelous tries a left uppercut to the nose, but Pillow Hands backs out of it.
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+Pillow Hands slams Marvelous with a pair of stiff blows to the mouth.
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-Pillow Hands tries a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Marvelous hides behind his gloves.
-Marvelous probes with a pair of left blows to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Pillow Hands hits with a flurry of wild shots to the chest.
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BELL
Pillow Hands remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Marvelous looks exhausted.

The doctor won't let Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco continue the fight! "marvelous" Mike Beirnes wins by TKO!!




Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: "marvelous" Mike Beirnes 10-9
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9
Round 3: Joe "Pillow Hands" Demarco 10-9

"marvelous" Mike Beirnes wins by a technical knockout!