Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\919459.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Big F'n Elephant in the Room defeated Unemployed Bum Luchini by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.Match Saturday, November 23, 2013In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 400 pounds (181 kilograms) is Unemployed Bum Luchini!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet and 8 inches (234 centimeters) tall weighing in at 528 pounds (239 kilograms) is Big F'n Elephant in the Room!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Big F'n Elephant In The Room stays outside and uses his jab.
...
...
...
-Luchini lashes out with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Big F'n Elephant In The Room quickly backs away.
...
...
+Big F'n Elephant In The Room tosses a series of light punches to the head.
-Luchini attacks with a pair of shots to the temple, but Big F'n Elephant In The Room beats a hasty retreat.
...
...
...
...
+Big F'n Elephant In The Room tags Luchini with a pair of painful punches to the temple. Luchini asks for time to wipe off the blood.
...
...
+Big F'n Elephant In The Room takes charge with a painful roundhouse to the head.
Big F'n Elephant In The Room lands a devestating left blow to the temple and Luchini collapses!!
ONE
TWO
THREE
FOUR
FIVE
Luchini struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
...
...
...
...
+Big F'n Elephant In The Room jars Luchini with a series of punches to the ribs.
+Big F'n Elephant In The Room tags Luchini with a pair of nasty punches to the jaw.
...
...
+Big F'n Elephant In The Room solidly lands a barrage of punches to the stomach. Luchini hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
+Big F'n Elephant In The Room smacks Luchini with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
-Luchini paws a pair of punches to the chin, but Big F'n Elephant In The Room beats a hasty retreat.
...
...
+Big F'n Elephant In The Room hammers Luchini with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Big F'n Elephant In The Room backs up Luchini with a barrage of punches to the nose. Luchini is hurt!
...
...
+Big F'n Elephant In The Room slams Luchini with a barrage of hard punches to the nose.
...
+Luchini annoys Big F'n Elephant In The Room with a pair of punches to the head.
...
...
BELL
Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Big F'n Elephant In The Room doesn't want to stop fighting!
The doctor won't let Unemployed Bum Luchini continue the fight! Big F'n Elephant in the Room wins by TKO!!
Big F'n Elephant in the Room wins by a technical knockout!
|