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(Cruiserweight) Lyndon Johnson defeated Cruiser Dork Boom I by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Saturday, November 23, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 198 pounds (90 kilograms) is Lyndon Johnson!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 199 pounds (90 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Johnson is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Boom I smashes Johnson with a pair of loud blows to the nose.
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+Johnson throws a pair of furious punches to the stomach.
+Boom I jolts Johnson with a uppercut to the nose.
-Boom I lunges with a series of punches to the jaw, but Johnson leaps aside.
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-Boom I tries a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Johnson narrowly avoids it
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Johnson tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Johnson nails Boom I with a pair of nice punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
-Boom I probes with a pair of blows to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Boom I throws a left cross to the face, but Johnson escapes.
+Johnson pummels Boom I with a barrage of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
Johnson tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I shakes Johnson with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Boom I probes with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Johnson escapes.
+Boom I catches Johnson with a volley of punches to the face. Johnson ignores it.
+Boom I wakes up the fans with a volley of quick punches to the eye.
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+Johnson hits with a strong right to the ribs.
+Boom I stuns Johnson with a stiff hook to the face.
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+Boom I fires a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Boom I wakes up the fans with a pair of nasty blows to the temple.
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-Boom I probes with a left left to the nose, but Johnson steps aside and laughs.
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Johnson tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Lyndon Johnson landed 21 of 25 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 39 of 78 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 10-9


Johnson doesn't want to stop fighting!

Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Johnson is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Johnson throws a volley of quick punches to the chest. Boom I gets mad!
Johnson tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I slams Johnson with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
Johnson tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I fires a flurry of shots to the head, but only hits air.
-Boom I tries to land a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Johnson hides behind his gloves.
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-Boom I probes with a pair of right blows to the chin, but Johnson steps aside.
Johnson tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I annoys Johnson with a flurry of powerful blows to the mouth. Johnson sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Boom I attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Boom I tags Johnson with a pair of powerful punches to the face. Johnson covers up.
+Boom I lands a barrage of strong punches to the face.
-Boom I paws a right jab to the jaw, but Johnson narrowly avoids it
-Boom I throws a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Boom I staggers Johnson with a barrage of punches to the head. Johnson quickly recovers.
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+Boom I smacks Johnson with a barrage of nasty punches to the chin.
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-Boom I attacks with a volley of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Johnson tattoos Boom I with a pair of wild punches to the chest.
+Boom I tosses a series of punches to the nose.
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+Johnson connects with a barrage of nasty punches to the stomach!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lyndon Johnson landed 19 of 23 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 40 of 82 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 20-18


Johnson doesn't want to stop fighting!

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Johnson is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Johnson jolts Boom I with a straight right to the stomach.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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+Boom I pounds Johnson with a series of stinging blows to the solar plexus!!
-Boom I throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Johnson narrowly avoids it
+Boom I wallops Johnson with a pair of shots to the face. Johnson hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Boom I launches a volley of left shots to the temple, but Johnson escapes.
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+Johnson drills Boom I with a pair of hard shots to the face.
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Johnson tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Johnson rocks Boom I with a pair of nice punches to the head. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Boom I solidly lands a pair of stinging blows to the head!
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-Boom I throws a series of punches to the chin, but Johnson covers himself well.
+Boom I tosses a barrage of wild punches to the head. Johnson doesn't notice.
Johnson tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I tattoos Johnson with a glancing cross to the temple.
+Boom I strikes with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Johnson hits Boom I with a jab to the eye.
-Boom I lashes out with a volley of right punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Boom I smashes Johnson with a solid uppercut to the nose! Johnson beats a hasty retreat.
+Boom I lands a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
-Boom I fires a volley of right blows to the chin, but he's too slow.
Johnson tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I fires a barrage of shots to the head, but flails uselessly.
-Boom I throws a uppercut to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Johnson jars Boom I with a commanding straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I lashes out with a barrage of punches to the head, but Johnson escapes.
-Boom I lashes out with a pair of shots to the head, but goes wide.
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-Boom I throws a flurry of punches to the eye, but Johnson steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lyndon Johnson landed 23 of 23 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 36 of 78 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 30-27


Johnson doesn't want to stop fighting!

Boom I doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Johnson is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Boom I fires a flurry of shots to the head, but fails to score.
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+Boom I hits with a pair of mean punches to the chin.
Johnson tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I tries to land a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Johnson takes it in the forearms.
Johnson tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I tries to land a pair of left punches to the nose, but Johnson ties him up.
+Johnson hits Boom I with a powerful cross to the jaw.
-Boom I launches a left uppercut to the face, but loses his balance.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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+Johnson throws a series of stiff punches to the face.
+Johnson connects with a pair of stinging punches to the jaw.
+Johnson takes charge with a jab to the nose.
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+Johnson pounds Boom I with a volley of painful punches to the eye.
+Boom I hits with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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Johnson tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I paws a hook to the eye, but Johnson blocks.
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+Boom I rocks Johnson with a volley of glancing blows to the face.
+Boom I pops Johnson with a vicious uppercut to the solar plexus. Johnson backpedals to his own corner.
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-Boom I paws a left roundhouse to the stomach, but Johnson stays away from it.
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-Boom I throws a barrage of left shots to the head, but Johnson covers himself well.
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-Boom I attacks with a flurry of blows to the mouth, but he's too slow.
-Boom I paws a volley of blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Boom I hammers Johnson with a pair of furious shots to the face.
+Boom I pummels Johnson with a flurry of punches to the temple. Johnson quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lyndon Johnson landed 30 of 32 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 33 of 75 punches.

Lyndon Johnson won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 39-37


Johnson doesn't even want to rest!

Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Johnson is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Johnson smashes Boom I with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Boom I fires a barrage of blows to the chin.
+Boom I fires a flurry of commanding crosses to the nose.
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+Boom I grazes Johnson with a pair of crosses to the chin.
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+Johnson catches Boom I with a flurry of shots to the jaw.
Johnson lands a terrific uppercut and Boom I lands flat on his back!!

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He's Out!
Lyndon Johnson wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Johnson remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Boom I is obviously tired. He has a bloody lip.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Lyndon Johnson 10-9

Lyndon Johnson wins by a knockout!