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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom I defeated Pythagorean X by knockout (KO) in round 10.

Match Thursday, November 14, 2013

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 98 pounds (44 kilograms) is Pythagorean X!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Pythagorean is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Pythagorean tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Pythagorean connects with a series of punches to the stomach. Boom I retreats to the far corner.
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-Boom I attempts a left roundhouse to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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Pythagorean tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Pythagorean attacks with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Boom I jolts Pythagorean with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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+Pythagorean punches Boom I with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Pythagorean shakes Boom I with a series of punches to the chest. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Pythagorean tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Pythagorean shakes Boom I with a flurry of loud punches to the stomach.
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-Boom I probes with a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 11 of 24 punches, and Pythagorean X landed 21 of 26 punches.

Pythagorean X won the round 10-9

Pythagorean X is winning the fight 10-9


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pythagorean doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Pythagorean is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Pythagorean tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Pythagorean hits with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Pythagorean slams Boom I with a series of wild punches to the solar plexus. Boom I asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Pythagorean attacks with a barrage of mean blows to the ribs. Boom I falls against the ropes!
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+Boom I lands a series of shots to the chest.
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-Boom I attempts a volley of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Boom I hits with a off balance uppercut to the stomach.
-Boom I paws a jab to the stomach, but Pythagorean stays away from it.
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Pythagorean tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Pythagorean tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Pythagorean hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the solar plexus!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 12 of 25 punches, and Pythagorean X landed 22 of 23 punches.

Pythagorean X won the round 10-9

Pythagorean X is winning the fight 20-18


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pythagorean doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Pythagorean is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Pythagorean tags Boom I with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Boom I retreats to the far corner.
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+Pythagorean strikes with a volley of stiff blows to the solar plexus.
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+Boom I throws a barrage of painful blows to the chest.
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Pythagorean tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Pythagorean tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I tries to land a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Pythagorean quickly backs away.
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Pythagorean tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I probes with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Pythagorean throws a series of painful punches to the solar plexus!
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+Boom I lashes out with a pair of punches to the ribs. Pythagorean sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Pythagorean suprises Boom I with a series of stinging punches to the ribs. Boom I quickly recovers.
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+Pythagorean pounds Boom I with a painful uppercut to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 11 of 24 punches, and Pythagorean X landed 23 of 24 punches.

Pythagorean X won the round 10-9

Pythagorean X is winning the fight 30-27


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Pythagorean doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Boom I fights inside. (inside)
Pythagorean is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Pythagorean suprises Boom I with a furious jab to the ribs. Boom I sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Pythagorean wallops Boom I with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Boom I suprises Pythagorean with a pair of blows to the chest.
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+Pythagorean hits Boom I with a pair of nasty shots to the solar plexus.
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+Pythagorean tosses a barrage of punches to the chest!!
+Boom I hits with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Boom I jolts Pythagorean with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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+Pythagorean shakes Boom I with a series of furious punches to the ribs. Boom I doesn't notice.
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-Boom I paws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Pythagorean stays away from it.
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-Boom I paws a volley of punches to the stomach, but Pythagorean ducks just in time.
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-Boom I attempts a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Pythagorean tags Boom I with a pair of punches to the chest. Boom I doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 18 of 42 punches, and Pythagorean X landed 29 of 33 punches.

Pythagorean X won the round 10-9

Pythagorean X is winning the fight 40-36


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Pythagorean remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Boom I fights inside. (inside)
Pythagorean is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Boom I fires a volley of right shots to the ribs, but Pythagorean steps aside and laughs.
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-Boom I charges with a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Boom I strikes with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
+Pythagorean jars Boom I with a strong jab to the stomach.
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+Boom I catches Pythagorean with a flurry of loud blows to the solar plexus.
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+Pythagorean attacks with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Pythagorean stays away from it.
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+Pythagorean thumps Boom I with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Boom I pummels Pythagorean with a cross to the ribs.
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+Pythagorean tosses a uppercut to the chest!!
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+Pythagorean attacks with a series of powerful punches to the ribs! Boom I sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Pythagorean stuns Boom I with a nasty jab to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 17 of 43 punches, and Pythagorean X landed 30 of 32 punches.

Pythagorean X won the round 10-9

Pythagorean X is winning the fight 50-45


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Pythagorean remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Boom I is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Pythagorean is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Pythagorean lands a series of punches to the eye.
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+Pythagorean tosses a series of shots to the jaw.
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+Pythagorean backs up Boom I with a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs. Boom I doesn't notice.
+Boom I punches Pythagorean with a right to the face.
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-Boom I probes with a flurry of shots to the temple, but Pythagorean leaps aside.
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+Pythagorean tags Boom I with a series of solid punches to the chin.
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+Boom I throws a punch to the chin.
Boom I lands a terrific right punch in the nose and Pythagorean hurtles to the canvas!!

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Pythagorean struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Boom I hits with a glancing jab to the head.
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+Pythagorean pummels Boom I with a straight right to the nose. Boom I retreats to the far corner.
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+Boom I hits with a volley of punches to the nose!
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-Boom I attempts a shot to the head, but Pythagorean hides behind his gloves.
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+Pythagorean wakes up the fans with a stiff punch to the chest.
-Boom I lunges with a volley of roundhouses to the chin, but Pythagorean escapes.
+Boom I hits Pythagorean with an illegal rabbit punch! The Ref mus be blind!
+Pythagorean stuns Boom I with a barrage of painful punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 19 of 38 punches, and Pythagorean X landed 32 of 32 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-8

Pythagorean X is winning the fight 58-55


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Pythagorean grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 7

Boom I is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Pythagorean is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Boom I attacks with a left cross to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Pythagorean tags Boom I with a volley of punches to the temple! Boom I backpedals to his own corner.
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-Boom I probes with a pair of right punches to the face, but Pythagorean deftly avoits it.
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+Boom I annoys Pythagorean with a blow to the groin! The Ref mus be blind!
+Pythagorean tags Boom I with a flurry of mean punches to the temple.
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+Boom I grazes Pythagorean with a pair of solid shots to the jaw. Pythagorean gets mad!
+Boom I staggers Pythagorean with a flurry of stinging shots to the eye.
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+Pythagorean lands a series of quick punches to the head.
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+Pythagorean annoys Boom I with a volley of punches to the head!! Boom I seems wobbly!
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+Pythagorean hits with a pair of punches to the face!
-Boom I tries to land a pair of left hooks to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Boom I hits with a volley of nasty shots to the nose.
+Pythagorean pops Boom I with a punch to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 14 of 33 punches, and Pythagorean X landed 32 of 32 punches.

Pythagorean X won the round 10-9

Pythagorean X is winning the fight 68-64


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Pythagorean is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.



ROUND 8

Boom I is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Pythagorean is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Pythagorean whacks Boom I with a cross to the mouth.
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-Boom I paws a barrage of right uppercuts to the face, but Pythagorean hides behind his gloves.
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+Boom I scores with a barrage of uppercuts to the head.
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+Boom I throws Pythagorean with a low blow! That was totally uncalled for!
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+Boom I hits with a barrage of nasty shots to the jaw.
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-Boom I throws a barrage of hooks to the temple, but Pythagorean stays away from it.
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+Boom I pops Pythagorean with a volley of furious punches to the jaw!!
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-Boom I attempts a volley of left uppercuts to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Boom I lunges with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Boom I tries a barrage of shots to the head, but Pythagorean beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 16 of 40 punches, and Pythagorean X landed 8 of 8 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Pythagorean X is winning the fight 77-74


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Pythagorean is obviously tired. He has gash above the right eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 9

Boom I is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Pythagorean is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Boom I staggers Pythagorean with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Boom I rocks Pythagorean with a barrage of blows to the face. Pythagorean grimaces in pain.
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+Boom I jars Pythagorean with a volley of strong punches to the eye.
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-Boom I throws a barrage of blows to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Boom I tags Pythagorean with a barrage of off balance punches to the face.
-Boom I fires a series of left blows to the chin, but Pythagorean escapes.
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+Boom I punches Pythagorean with a light sweeping right to the nose. Pythagorean seems wobbly!
-Boom I probes with a barrage of uppercuts to the temple, but only hits air.
+Pythagorean throws a series of punches to the head.
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-Boom I tries to land a barrage of hooks to the nose, but misses.
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-Boom I probes with a volley of right roundhouses to the eye, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom I landed 16 of 41 punches, and Pythagorean X landed 8 of 8 punches.

Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Pythagorean X is winning the fight 86-84


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Pythagorean is slowing down. He has gash above the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 10

Boom I is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Pythagorean is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Pythagorean smashes Boom I with a flurry of punches to the face. Boom I quickly recovers.
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-Pythagorean paws a series of punches to the mouth, but Boom I backs out of it.
+Pythagorean tosses a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Boom I annoys Pythagorean with a series of heavy punches to the chin.
Boom I lands a resounding haymaker and Pythagorean lands flat on his back!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Pythagorean looks exhausted. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken tooth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Pythagorean X 10-9
Round 2: Pythagorean X 10-9
Round 3: Pythagorean X 10-9
Round 4: Pythagorean X 10-9
Round 5: Pythagorean X 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom I 10-8
Round 7: Pythagorean X 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Pythagorean X 10-9
Round 2: Pythagorean X 10-9
Round 3: Pythagorean X 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Pythagorean X 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom I 10-8
Round 7: Pythagorean X 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Pythagorean X 10-9
Round 2: Pythagorean X 10-9
Round 3: Pythagorean X 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Pythagorean X 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom I 10-8
Round 7: Pythagorean X 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9

Straw Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!