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(Heavyweight) Unemployed Bum Luchini defeated Susan B. Anthony by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Sunday, November 03, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 245 pounds (111 kilograms) is Susan B. Anthony!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 395 pounds (179 kilograms) is Unemployed Bum Luchini!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Anthony tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

+Luchini throws a pair of combinations to the mouth.
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-Anthony fires a barrage of combinations to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Luchini lashes out with a pair of wild punches to the mouth.
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+Anthony whacks Luchini with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Luchini drills Anthony with a volley of quick punches to the jaw!!
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-Anthony throws a pair of left combinations to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Anthony lashes out with a combination to the nose.
-Anthony tries a flurry of left combinations to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Luchini charges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Anthony stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Susan B. Anthony landed 20 of 33 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 22 punches.

Susan B. Anthony won the round 10-9

Susan B. Anthony is winning the fight 10-9


Anthony doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Anthony tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Luchini tosses a volley of commanding punches to the mouth.
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-Anthony attacks with a volley of left punches to the chest, but Luchini escapes.
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-Anthony fires a series of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Luchini pokes Anthony with a barrage of off balance punches to the face.
+Anthony solidly lands a series of nice combinations to the chest.
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-Luchini tries a barrage of punches to the temple, but Anthony narrowly avoids it
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+Luchini throws a pair of stinging punches to the nose. Anthony sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Anthony jars Luchini with a barrage of wild punches to the ribs. Luchini laughs!
+Luchini attacks with a barrage of punches to the face!
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+Luchini fires a pair of punches to the eye. Anthony sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Susan B. Anthony landed 11 of 24 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 23 of 33 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Anthony doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Anthony tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Anthony tags Luchini with a flurry of combinations to the temple. Luchini covers up.
+Anthony pounds Luchini with a series of hard punches to the eye.
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-Anthony throws a pair of left combinations to the chin, but loses his balance.
+Luchini throws a series of punches to the head.
-Luchini paws a volley of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Luchini hits with a volley of strong punches to the chin. Anthony seems wobbly!
+Anthony throws a flurry of combinations to the jaw. Luchini covers up.
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+Luchini lands a furious roundhouse to the chin.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
-Anthony fires a series of combinations to the temple, but Luchini escapes.
-Anthony attempts a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Luchini ducks.
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+Luchini tags Anthony with a jab to the ribs!!
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+Luchini drills Anthony with a pair of solid punches to the temple. Anthony is hurt!
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-Anthony fires a sweeping right to the chest, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Susan B. Anthony landed 16 of 31 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 22 of 32 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 29-28


Anthony remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Anthony tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Luchini tries to land a series of right punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Anthony attempts a barrage of right punches to the head, but Luchini escapes.
-Anthony lunges with a volley of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
-Anthony charges with a volley of combinations to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Luchini grazes Anthony with a mean jab to the ribs. Anthony gets mad!
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+Luchini tags Anthony with a volley of solid punches to the nose.
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+Luchini catches Anthony with a flurry of nice combinations to the ribs.
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+Anthony hits with a pair of punches to the nose.
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-Anthony lunges with a right combination to the temple, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Susan B. Anthony landed 12 of 33 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 25 of 31 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 39-37


Anthony grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Anthony tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Anthony probes with a jab to the mouth, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
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+Anthony hits with a series of shots to the head. Luchini seems wobbly!
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+Luchini connects with a pair of combinations to the temple.
-Luchini tries a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Anthony stays away from it.
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+Anthony fires a series of loud combinations to the chin. Luchini sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Luchini annoys Anthony with a jab to the face!
+Luchini tags Anthony with a flurry of punches to the head!
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-Anthony attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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-Anthony lunges with a barrage of punches to the face, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
-Anthony charges with a series of combinations to the temple, but Luchini escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Susan B. Anthony landed 10 of 32 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 23 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 49-46


Anthony grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Anthony tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Anthony fires a barrage of right punches to the nose, but falls short.
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+Anthony thumps Luchini with a series of strong combinations to the eye.
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+Anthony fires a pair of combinations to the nose. Luchini hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Anthony fires a volley of combinations to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Anthony charges with a series of punches to the temple, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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-Anthony throws a flurry of left combinations to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Luchini hammers Anthony with a series of combinations to the head.
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-Luchini attacks with a flurry of shots to the chin, but Anthony blocks.
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+Luchini throws a volley of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Susan B. Anthony landed 11 of 33 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 26 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 59-55


Anthony is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Anthony tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Anthony launches a series of left combinations to the temple, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
-Anthony paws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
+Anthony pokes Luchini with a flurry of nasty combinations to the chin!
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-Anthony paws a volley of left punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Luchini staggers Anthony with a barrage of punches to the temple. Anthony sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Anthony probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Luchini tosses a flurry of stiff punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Susan B. Anthony landed 10 of 31 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 15 of 21 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 69-64


Anthony is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

Luchini grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Anthony tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

-Anthony paws a barrage of combinations to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Anthony lunges with a combination to the head, but Luchini escapes.
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+Luchini hits with a pair of nice punches to the face.
Luchini lands a decisive uppercut and Anthony hurtles to the canvas!!

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SEVEN
Anthony struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Luchini tosses a barrage of strong punches to the head.
Luchini lands a bone crushing blow to the head and Anthony is knocked out of the ring!!

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Anthony struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Anthony attempts a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Luchini backs out of it.
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+Luchini takes charge with a series of light punches to the temple.
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-Anthony lunges with a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but Luchini escapes.
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+Luchini shakes Anthony with a flurry of solid punches to the nose.
+Anthony throws a flurry of stiff punches to the head. Luchini asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Luchini stuns Anthony with a barrage of stiff punches to the temple.
+Luchini throws a barrage of strong combinations to the head.
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-Anthony fires a pair of combinations to the jaw, but Luchini covers himself well.
+Luchini tags Anthony with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin. Anthony hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Anthony hits with a barrage of strong combinations to the temple. Luchini doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Susan B. Anthony landed 5 of 33 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 21 of 23 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-7

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 79-71


Anthony is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Luchini grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Anthony tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Anthony attempts a series of left combinations to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Anthony tries to land a flurry of combinations to the face, but Luchini ducks.
+Luchini lands a powerful roundhouse to the nose.
Luchini lands a sudden left hook and Anthony hurtles to the canvas!!

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Anthony struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Anthony hits Luchini with a barrage of solid punches to the nose.
+Luchini slams Anthony with a barrage of stinging punches to the face. Anthony quickly recovers.
Luchini lands a quick left cross to the jaw and Anthony hurtles to the canvas!!

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Anthony struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Anthony attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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+Anthony throws a volley of punches to the mouth.
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The fighters circle.
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-Anthony fires a flurry of right combinations to the eye, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
+Luchini pounds Anthony with a pair of commanding punches to the eye.
-Anthony tries a jab to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Anthony attempts a flurry of combinations to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Luchini solidly lands a flurry of punches to the nose. Anthony asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
+Luchini throws a volley of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Susan B. Anthony landed 5 of 31 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 19 of 25 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-7

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 89-78


Anthony looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Luchini grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Anthony is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Anthony throws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Anthony tries to land a volley of punches to the face, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
+Luchini clocks Anthony with a barrage of heavy punches to the face. Anthony asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Luchini backs up Anthony with a pair of stinging punches to the temple.
Luchini lands a resounding right uppercut and Anthony drops like a stone!!

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Anthony struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Anthony tries to land a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Luchini leaps aside.
+Luchini backs up Anthony with a volley of punches to the mouth. Anthony seems wobbly!
Luchini lands a vicious blow to the temple and Anthony hurtles to the canvas!!

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THREE

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Anthony struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Anthony attacks with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
+Anthony fires a off balance jab to the head!
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-Anthony charges with a left left to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Anthony tattoos Luchini with a pair of hard punches to the jaw. Luchini asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Anthony lashes out with a series of punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Luchini charges with a volley of left punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Anthony throws a barrage of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Anthony tries a barrage of punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Anthony tries to land a pair of left punches to the nose, but Luchini ducks.
+Luchini fires a nice jab to the eye.
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+Anthony strikes with a jab to the ribs.
-Anthony probes with a volley of left punches to the face, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
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-Anthony attacks with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Luchini covers himself well.
+Luchini throws a pair of punches to the face.
+Luchini tags Anthony with a series of punches to the face.
-Anthony attacks with a barrage of left punches to the head, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Susan B. Anthony landed 8 of 61 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 21 of 24 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-7

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 99-85


Anthony collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Anthony is using the ring. (using the ring)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

+Luchini annoys Anthony with a barrage of vicious punches to the jaw. Anthony seems wobbly!
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-Anthony paws a volley of punches to the head, but goes wide.
-Anthony tries a flurry of punches to the head, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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+Luchini smacks Anthony with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Anthony throws a jab to the face, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
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-Anthony tries a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Luchini leaps aside.
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+Luchini punches Anthony with a series of glancing punches to the jaw. Anthony quickly recovers.
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-Anthony lunges with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Luchini steps aside.
+Luchini lashes out with a volley of nice punches to the temple.
Luchini lands a beautiful blow to the head and Anthony bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Anthony struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Luchini connects with a wild jab to the nose! Anthony laughs!
Luchini lands a devestating left blow to the temple and Anthony falls senseless!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Unemployed Bum Luchini wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Anthony receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody nose.

Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Susan B. Anthony 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-7
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-7
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Susan B. Anthony 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Susan B. Anthony 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-7
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-7
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-7


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Susan B. Anthony 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-7
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-7
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-7

Unemployed Bum Luchini wins by a knockout!