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(Heavyweight) Unemployed Bum Luchini defeated Susan B. Anthony by unanimous decision: 120-98, 120-98, 120-98.

Match Wednesday, October 30, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 395 pounds (179 kilograms) is Unemployed Bum Luchini!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 251 pounds (114 kilograms) is Susan B. Anthony!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Anthony clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Anthony throws a stiff uppercut to the face. Luchini retreats to the far corner.
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-Anthony charges with a flurry of blows to the eye, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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+Anthony drills Luchini with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Luchini fires a series of vicious punches to the eye.
-Luchini lashes out with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini pops Anthony with a barrage of vicious punches to the nose.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini thumps Anthony with a pair of glancing punches to the stomach!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 24 punches, and Susan B. Anthony landed 7 of 16 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 10-9


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.

Anthony doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Anthony clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini wallops Anthony with a volley of blows to the nose.
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-Anthony launches a left roundhouse to the ribs, but Luchini blocks.
+Luchini tosses a volley of off balance punches to the eye. Anthony sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Luchini tattoos Anthony with a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw.
Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Luchini fires a nice hook to the chest.
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-Luchini paws a series of right punches to the nose, but misses.
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+Anthony hits Luchini with a quick hook to the temple. Luchini sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Luchini lashes out with a series of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 22 of 30 punches, and Susan B. Anthony landed 7 of 15 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 20-18


Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Anthony doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Anthony clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Anthony attempts a flurry of shots to the chest, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
+Anthony connects with a hook to the ribs.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Anthony launches a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Luchini hammers Anthony with a series of punches to the eye. Anthony covers up.
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+Luchini suprises Anthony with a wild jab to the head.
+Luchini takes charge with a barrage of wild punches to the eye.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Anthony charges with a pair of left blows to the stomach, but Luchini escapes.
-Luchini throws a flurry of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 22 punches, and Susan B. Anthony landed 6 of 26 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 30-27


Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Anthony remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Anthony clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Anthony charges with a right hook to the chest, but Luchini escapes.
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-Luchini throws a right jab to the eye, but is ineffective.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini scores with a barrage of solid punches to the mouth. Anthony quickly recovers.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Anthony pops Luchini with a left to the ribs!! Luchini asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Anthony attempts a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Luchini attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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-Anthony launches a right left to the stomach, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
+Luchini jars Anthony with a pair of hard punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 25 punches, and Susan B. Anthony landed 6 of 25 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 40-36


Luchini doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.

Anthony remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Anthony clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Anthony tags Luchini with a series of painful punches to the head. Luchini shakes his head to clear it.
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+Luchini drills Anthony with a hard straight right to the jaw.
Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Anthony lashes out with a pair of left punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Anthony attacks with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-Anthony lunges with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Luchini stays away from it.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Anthony tries to land a hook to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Luchini belts Anthony with a flurry of strong punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 14 of 24 punches, and Susan B. Anthony landed 8 of 24 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 50-45


Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Anthony grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Anthony clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Luchini jolts Anthony with a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Anthony launches a volley of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini belts Anthony with a barrage of blows to the nose.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.

Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Anthony lashes out with a volley of left punches to the jaw, but Luchini leaps aside.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 15 of 25 punches, and Susan B. Anthony landed 5 of 16 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 60-54


Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Anthony grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 7

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Anthony clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Anthony attempts a pair of blows to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Luchini catches Anthony with a flurry of hard punches to the nose.
Luchini lands a well placed uppercut and Anthony goes down!!

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Anthony struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Anthony scores with a jab to the eye.
Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini solidly lands a pair of hard punches to the head. Anthony doesn't notice.
+Luchini pummels Anthony with a volley of powerful punches to the jaw.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Anthony tries a barrage of right shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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-Luchini tries a right left to the head, but fails to score.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
-Anthony lashes out with a flurry of punches to the head, but Luchini leaps aside.
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+Luchini jars Anthony with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 23 punches, and Susan B. Anthony landed 4 of 23 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-8

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 70-62


Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Anthony is obviously tired. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 8

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Anthony clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Luchini throws a sweeping right to the temple.
Luchini lands a blood spattering cross to the jaw and Anthony collapses!!

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Anthony struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Luchini pokes Anthony with a flurry of punches to the nose.
Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini grazes Anthony with a barrage of strong punches to the nose. Anthony hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Anthony tries to land a pair of left punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Anthony attacks with a series of left punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Luchini paws a flurry of left punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Anthony strikes with a flurry of mean blows to the chin.
-Anthony paws a pair of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 27 punches, and Susan B. Anthony landed 6 of 30 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-8

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 80-70


Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Anthony is obviously tired. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 9

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Anthony clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Luchini suprises Anthony with a series of commanding blows to the nose.
Luchini lands a powerful uppercut and Anthony goes down!!

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Anthony struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Anthony staggers Luchini with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
-Anthony attempts a volley of right blows to the eye, but Luchini stays away from it.
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-Anthony fires a volley of shots to the eye, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
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-Anthony probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Luchini ties him up.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Luchini belts Anthony with a series of vicious punches to the eye.
+Luchini hits with a series of off balance punches to the nose.
-Anthony throws a pair of right blows to the ribs, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini throws a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw!
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+Anthony wallops Luchini with a pair of vicious punches to the mouth.
+Luchini catches Anthony with a pair of blows to the head.
Luchini lands a devestating right blow to the head and Anthony goes over backwards!!

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Anthony struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Anthony throws a volley of furious punches to the jaw! Luchini quickly recovers.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini staggers Anthony with a volley of glancing punches to the face.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Anthony attacks with a barrage of blows to the eye, but Luchini leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 19 of 25 punches, and Susan B. Anthony landed 6 of 31 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-7

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 90-77


Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Anthony is slowing down. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 10

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Anthony clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Anthony launches a barrage of right shots to the mouth, but Luchini blocks.
+Anthony hits with a pair of quick punches to the temple.
-Anthony attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Luchini pounds Anthony with a barrage of shots to the mouth.
Luchini lands a blood spattering uppercut and Anthony is knocked off his feet!!

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Anthony struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Luchini lashes out with a barrage of painful punches to the face.
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-Anthony attempts a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Luchini escapes.
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+Luchini grazes Anthony with a flurry of punches to the eye. Anthony sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Anthony smashes Luchini with a barrage of blows to the mouth.
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+Anthony wallops Luchini with a pair of blows to the eye. Luchini falls against the ropes!
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-Anthony lashes out with a pair of punches to the eye, but falls short.
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-Anthony tries a barrage of blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Luchini smacks Anthony with a pair of glancing shots to the jaw.
Luchini lands a mighty cross to the jaw and Anthony falls senseless!!

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Anthony struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Luchini smacks Anthony with a quick jab to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 19 of 26 punches, and Susan B. Anthony landed 5 of 33 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-7

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 100-84


Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Anthony is slowing down. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 11

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Anthony clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Luchini hits with a volley of loud punches to the face!
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+Luchini belts Anthony with a series of heavy shots to the nose.
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+Luchini tattoos Anthony with a flurry of off balance punches to the mouth. Anthony laughs!
Luchini lands a ferocious right cross to the jaw and Anthony staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Anthony struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Anthony probes with a flurry of left blows to the mouth, but Luchini leaps aside.
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+Luchini wallops Anthony with a series of punches to the jaw!
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-Anthony tries to land a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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+Luchini pummels Anthony with a pair of strong punches to the chin. Anthony sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Luchini lands a terrific haymaker and Anthony falls senseless!!

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Anthony struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Anthony hits Luchini with a hook to the mouth.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Anthony attacks with a uppercut to the jaw, but Luchini steps aside and laughs.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Anthony throws a pair of blows to the head, but misses.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Anthony suprises Luchini with a barrage of powerful shots to the face. Luchini falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 19 of 25 punches, and Susan B. Anthony landed 4 of 34 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-7

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 110-91


Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Anthony looks exhausted. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 12

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Anthony clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Anthony attacks with a series of blows to the chest, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
+Anthony hits with a volley of loud blows to the jaw! Luchini sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Anthony tries a pair of punches to the temple, but Luchini leaps aside.
+Luchini smacks Anthony with a barrage of nasty punches to the head.
Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Anthony tries to land a straight right to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Luchini throws a volley of stiff punches to the temple. Anthony shakes his head to clear it.
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+Luchini annoys Anthony with a barrage of punches to the nose.
Luchini lands a lightning left smash to the jaw and Anthony goes over backwards!!

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Anthony struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Luchini throws a pair of mean shots to the chin.
+Anthony smashes Luchini with a quick uppercut to the jaw.
-Anthony throws a pair of shots to the chest, but to no avail.
Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Anthony tries to land a volley of punches to the temple, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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+Luchini fires a flurry of heavy punches to the head!!
+Luchini fires a flurry of powerful punches to the nose.
Luchini lands a quick uppercut and Anthony's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Anthony struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Anthony hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 21 of 23 punches, and Susan B. Anthony landed 4 of 30 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-7

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 120-98


Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Anthony looks exhausted. He has the left eye swollen shut.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-8
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-8
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-7
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-7
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-7
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-7

Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 120-98


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-8
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-8
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-7
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-7
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-7
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-7

Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 120-98


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-8
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-8
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-7
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-7
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-7
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-7

Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 120-98

Unemployed Bum Luchini wins by decision!