Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\913906.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) beak defeated Crazyfucker by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.Match Wednesday, October 16, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 234 pounds (106 kilograms) is beak!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 271 pounds (123 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Beak comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of right blows to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Beak jolts Crazyfucker with a flurry of off balance shots to the ribs.
+Crazyfucker fires a volley of punches to the nose. Beak doesn't seem bothered.
+Beak connects with a series of blows to the nose!!
+Crazyfucker backs up Beak with a volley of furious shots to the nose.
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+Crazyfucker rocks Beak with a strong roundhouse to the ribs. Beak beats a hasty retreat.
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+Beak hits Crazyfucker with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Beak drills Crazyfucker with a jab to the stomach. Crazyfucker grimaces in pain.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
beak landed 27 of 30 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 17 of 23 punches.
beak won the round 10-9
beak is winning the fight 10-9
Beak doesn't even want to rest!
Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Beak comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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+Crazyfucker throws a flurry of light shots to the solar plexus!!
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+Beak takes charge with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw.
-Beak tries to land a flurry of blows to the eye, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of left punches to the eye, but Beak ties him up.
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+Beak fires a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
+Beak punches Crazyfucker with a flurry of solid shots to the mouth.
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+Beak whacks Crazyfucker with a barrage of blows to the face.
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+Beak backs up Crazyfucker with a volley of stiff punches to the nose.
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+Crazyfucker attacks with a barrage of quick shots to the jaw!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
beak landed 27 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 16 of 23 punches.
beak won the round 10-9
beak is winning the fight 20-18
Beak remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Beak comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Beak scores with a pair of blows to the face.
+Beak hurts Crazyfucker with a pair of blows to the head. Crazyfucker doesn't notice.
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+Beak thumps Crazyfucker with a cross to the chest.
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+Beak stuns Crazyfucker with a pair of blows to the nose.
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+Beak throws a pair of punches to the mouth!
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+Crazyfucker thumps Beak with a volley of glancing blows to the nose.
-Crazyfucker tries to land a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Beak pops Crazyfucker with a volley of nasty blows to the mouth! Crazyfucker asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Beak hits with a flurry of glancing shots to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
beak landed 27 of 30 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 8 of 24 punches.
beak won the round 10-9
beak is winning the fight 30-27
Beak grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Beak comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
+Beak slams Crazyfucker with a barrage of strong punches to the chin.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but Beak hides behind his gloves.
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-Beak charges with a barrage of right shots to the chest, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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+Beak lands a flurry of nasty blows to the face.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Crazyfucker tosses a barrage of punches to the temple!! Beak grimaces in pain.
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+Beak hits with a pair of stinging punches to the jaw. Crazyfucker gets mad!
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+Beak smacks Crazyfucker with a glancing jab to the mouth. Crazyfucker seems wobbly!
+Beak thumps Crazyfucker with a series of mean shots to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
beak landed 26 of 31 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 8 of 23 punches.
beak won the round 10-9
beak is winning the fight 40-36
Beak is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.
Crazyfucker is obviously tired. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 5
Beak comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
+Beak catches Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Crazyfucker backs up Beak with a barrage of stiff punches to the head.
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-Beak launches a barrage of right blows to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Beak tries to land a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of punches to the jaw, but misses.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of right shots to the face, but Beak blocks.
+Beak staggers Crazyfucker with a powerful hook to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker launches a right right to the temple, but misses.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a volley of right punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
beak landed 19 of 32 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 7 of 22 punches.
beak won the round 10-9
beak is winning the fight 50-45
Beak is obviously tired. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Crazyfucker is slowing down. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 6
Beak comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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+Beak tattoos Crazyfucker with a volley of nasty shots to the temple.
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-Beak launches a left hook to the face, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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+Beak tags Crazyfucker with a furious right to the solar plexus.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of shots to the temple, but misses.
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-Beak charges with a left to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Crazyfucker throws a sweeping right to the face, but Beak ducks.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a right right to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Beak whacks Crazyfucker with a jab to the mouth. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Crazyfucker connects with a pair of hard shots to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
beak landed 17 of 30 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 8 of 25 punches.
beak won the round 10-9
beak is winning the fight 60-54
Beak is slowing down. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Crazyfucker is slowing down. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 7
Beak comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Beak ducks.
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+Crazyfucker staggers Beak with a barrage of shots to the temple.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Beak throws a flurry of mean punches to the eye.
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-Beak attempts a series of shots to the temple, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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-Beak throws a flurry of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Beak lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Beak beats a hasty retreat.
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+Beak rocks Crazyfucker with a commanding sweeping right to the solar plexus. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Beak hits Crazyfucker with a right to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
beak landed 14 of 33 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 9 of 23 punches.
beak won the round 10-9
beak is winning the fight 70-63
Beak looks exhausted. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Crazyfucker is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 8
Beak comes out fighting.
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
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-Beak probes with a barrage of shots to the head, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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+Beak hits with a pair of blows to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a series of left shots to the nose, but misses.
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+Beak pounds Crazyfucker with a painful sweeping right to the jaw. Crazyfucker seems wobbly!
Beak lands a beautiful right cross to the jaw and Crazyfucker is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Beak throws a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
-Beak fires a flurry of punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Beak steps aside and laughs.
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+Crazyfucker grazes Beak with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Crazyfucker connects with a pair of heavy shots to the chin.
-Crazyfucker tries a flurry of shots to the jaw, but Beak quickly backs away.
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+Beak whacks Crazyfucker with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
+Beak lands a flurry of loud blows to the eye.
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+Crazyfucker attacks with a cross to the solar plexus. Beak asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL
Beak collapses limply onto his stool. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Crazyfucker collapses limply onto his stool. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a fractured nose.
The doctor won't let Crazyfucker continue the fight! beak wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: beak 10-9
Round 2: beak 10-9
Round 3: beak 10-9
Round 4: beak 10-9
Round 5: beak 10-9
Round 6: beak 10-9
Round 7: beak 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: beak 10-9
Round 2: beak 10-9
Round 3: beak 10-9
Round 4: beak 10-9
Round 5: beak 10-9
Round 6: beak 10-9
Round 7: beak 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: beak 10-9
Round 2: beak 10-9
Round 3: beak 10-9
Round 4: beak 10-9
Round 5: beak 10-9
Round 6: beak 10-9
Round 7: beak 10-9
beak wins by a technical knockout!
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