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(Heavyweight) Unemployed Bum Luchini defeated Spasm by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Sunday, September 29, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 382 pounds (173 kilograms) is Unemployed Bum Luchini!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 224 pounds (102 kilograms) is Spasm !!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Spasm tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Spasm attacks with a volley of combinations to the face!
+Spasm clocks Luchini with a volley of nasty punches to the stomach.
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-Spasm lunges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
-Luchini lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Luchini lunges with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Spasm backs up Luchini with a series of punches to the temple. Luchini asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Luchini fires a volley of blows to the nose.
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+Spasm connects with a series of hard punches to the chin.
+Spasm connects with a flurry of combinations to the chest.
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+Luchini drills Spasm with a barrage of punches to the head. Spasm ignores it.
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+Luchini tags Spasm with a jab to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 14 of 24 punches, and Spasm landed 24 of 34 punches.

Spasm won the round 10-9

Spasm is winning the fight 10-9


Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!

Spasm doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut above the left eye.



ROUND 2

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Spasm tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Spasm attacks with a barrage of right combinations to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Spasm tries a pair of left combinations to the ribs, but Luchini leaps aside.
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+Spasm throws a hook to the ribs.
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-Luchini throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Luchini grazes Spasm with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Luchini wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the temple.
+Luchini jolts Spasm with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Spasm grazes Luchini with a flurry of heavy combinations to the stomach!
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-Luchini lashes out with a barrage of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 19 of 33 punches, and Spasm landed 13 of 25 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Luchini doesn't even want to rest!

Spasm remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Spasm tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Luchini smacks Spasm with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth. Spasm seems wobbly!
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-Spasm lashes out with a barrage of left combinations to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Luchini connects with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Spasm is hurt!
-Luchini throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but falls short.
+Spasm hits Luchini with a flurry of vicious punches to the head.
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+Luchini attacks with a series of furious punches to the temple! Spasm sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Spasm lands a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Luchini laughs!
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+Luchini wakes up the fans with a roundhouse to the nose.
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+Spasm lashes out with a volley of painful punches to the head. Luchini doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 24 of 33 punches, and Spasm landed 20 of 31 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 29-28


Luchini doesn't even want to rest!

Spasm remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Spasm tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Spasm whacks Luchini with a off balance straight right to the mouth.
+Luchini annoys Spasm with a flurry of wild punches to the nose.
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+Spasm connects with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Spasm attempts a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Luchini hides behind his gloves.
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-Luchini lunges with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Spasm leaps aside.
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+Luchini connects with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Spasm paws a flurry of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Luchini staggers Spasm with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Spasm pummels Luchini with a barrage of mean combinations to the chin.
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-Spasm tries a flurry of left combinations to the chin, but Luchini deftly avoits it.
+Spasm strikes with a pair of punches to the chin. Luchini laughs!
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+Luchini hits Spasm with a barrage of painful punches to the stomach.
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+ The fighters exchange combinations to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 25 of 31 punches, and Spasm landed 16 of 32 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 39-37


Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Spasm grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Spasm tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Luchini throws a flurry of right combinations to the mouth, but Spasm quickly backs away.
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+Spasm solidly lands a volley of punches to the face. Luchini falls against the ropes!
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-Spasm paws a pair of right punches to the head, but Luchini stays away from it.
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-Spasm throws a barrage of right combinations to the nose, but Luchini quickly backs away.
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+Spasm hurts Luchini with a flurry of nice combinations to the nose.
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+Luchini attacks with a series of strong punches to the chin.
+Spasm hits with a volley of combinations to the head.
-Luchini lunges with a volley of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Luchini tags Spasm with a volley of stiff punches to the head. Spasm sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 14 of 24 punches, and Spasm landed 14 of 31 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 49-46


Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Spasm is obviously tired. He has serious cut above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Spasm tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Spasm staggers Luchini with a flurry of heavy punches to the head.
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+Spasm fires a volley of stinging combinations to the mouth!
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+Luchini smacks Spasm with a flurry of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+Luchini jolts Spasm with a heavy right to the chin.
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-Spasm attacks with a right straight right to the nose, but Luchini escapes.
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-Luchini paws a combination to the face, but Spasm narrowly avoids it
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+Luchini stuns Spasm with a volley of powerful punches to the chin. Spasm falls against the ropes!
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-Spasm attempts a volley of punches to the face, but to no avail.
-Luchini lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the face, but Spasm backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 23 punches, and Spasm landed 13 of 33 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 59-55


Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Spasm is slowing down. He has serious cut above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.
Spasm tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Spasm charges with a barrage of right combinations to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Spasm pounds Luchini with a pair of wild combinations to the temple!!
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+Luchini punches Spasm with a left to the face. Spasm sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Luchini probes with a series of left punches to the jaw, but Spasm stays away from it.
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-Spasm attempts a left to the temple, but falls short.
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-Spasm attempts a pair of combinations to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Spasm staggers Luchini with a barrage of heavy punches to the temple.
-Spasm attacks with a barrage of left blows to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Luchini lands a series of mean punches to the mouth.
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BELL
Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Spasm looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has gash above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye.

The doctor won't let Spasm continue the fight! Unemployed Bum Luchini wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Spasm 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Spasm 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Spasm 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini wins by a technical knockout!