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(Heavyweight) Unemployed Bum Luchini defeated Tax Yoass by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Saturday, September 28, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 210 pounds (95 kilograms) is Tax Yoass!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 373 pounds (169 kilograms) is Unemployed Bum Luchini!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Yoass clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini belts Yoass with a barrage of vicious punches to the ribs. Yoass laughs!
+Yoass strikes with a volley of punches to the chin.
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-Yoass paws a series of punches to the eye, but falls short.
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+Luchini takes charge with a barrage of nasty punches to the face.
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+Luchini connects with a flurry of furious punches to the head!
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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini hits Yoass with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Yoass hits with Luchini with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini hurts Yoass with a volley of punches to the mouth.
Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tax Yoass landed 7 of 16 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 23 of 23 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 10-9


Yoass doesn't want to stop fighting!

Luchini doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Yoass clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Yoass paws a flurry of shots to the face, but flails uselessly.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Luchini solidly lands a barrage of stinging punches to the ribs! Yoass sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini hits with a barrage of furious punches to the mouth.
+Yoass slams Luchini with a series of hard punches to the face.
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+Luchini scores with a flurry of nice punches to the temple.
+Luchini hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach!!
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+Yoass tags Luchini with an elbow! This is unbelievable!
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+Luchini whacks Yoass with a powerful roundhouse to the chest. Yoass laughs!
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+Luchini strikes with a pair of wild punches to the chin. Yoass sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Luchini fires a series of nice punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tax Yoass landed 12 of 21 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 29 of 31 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 20-18


Yoass doesn't even want to rest!

Luchini doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Yoass clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Yoass lashes out with a series of shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Luchini pounds Yoass with a pair of punches to the jaw!!
+Luchini hits with a series of stinging punches to the nose.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Yoass wakes up the fans with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Yoass thumps Luchini with a flurry of stiff blows to the chest. Luchini asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Luchini stuns Yoass with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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-Luchini paws a series of punches to the jaw, but Yoass steps aside and laughs.
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-Yoass tries to land a barrage of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Luchini slams Yoass with a volley of light punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tax Yoass landed 11 of 25 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 19 of 25 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 30-27


Yoass remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Luchini doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Yoass clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Yoass throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Luchini ties him up.
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+Yoass thumps Luchini with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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+Luchini clocks Yoass with a volley of nice punches to the eye. Yoass laughs!
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-Yoass paws a barrage of shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Yoass hammers Luchini with a series of punches to the chest!!
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+Luchini hits Yoass with a pair of heavy punches to the jaw.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini hurts Yoass with a solid cross to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tax Yoass landed 12 of 24 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 19 of 24 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 40-36


Yoass remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Yoass clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Yoass lunges with a flurry of blows to the chin, but Luchini quickly backs away.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Yoass punches Luchini with a volley of punches to the eye. Luchini doesn't seem bothered.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini annoys Yoass with a volley of strong punches to the nose.
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-Yoass attacks with a series of right blows to the nose, but Luchini ducks.
+Luchini hits with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Luchini punches Yoass with a barrage of furious punches to the eye!!
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+Luchini lands a flurry of punches to the face. Yoass seems wobbly!
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+Yoass throws a volley of vicious blows to the mouth.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tax Yoass landed 13 of 26 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 19 of 22 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 50-45


Yoass remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Luchini remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Yoass clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Luchini attacks with a series of punches to the eye, but Yoass stays away from it.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the mouth.
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+Luchini hits with a painful left to the head.
Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Yoass lands a pair of heavy punches to the mouth. Luchini covers up.
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-Yoass probes with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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+Yoass staggers Luchini with a volley of shots to the eye!! Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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+Luchini punches Yoass with a volley of punches to the chin. Yoass sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Yoass tries to land a flurry of left blows to the nose, but Luchini covers himself well.
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+Yoass pummels Luchini with a hook to the nose.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini attacks with a series of shots to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tax Yoass landed 14 of 25 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 19 of 24 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 60-54


Yoass grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Luchini grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Yoass clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Yoass charges with a left left to the eye, but loses his balance.
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+Luchini connects with a pair of punches to the chin. Yoass hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Luchini jolts Yoass with a barrage of glancing shots to the head!!
+Luchini jars Yoass with a volley of nasty punches to the mouth!
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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Yoass tattoos Luchini with a light uppercut to the temple.
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-Yoass probes with a pair of blows to the temple, but falls short.
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+Luchini thumps Yoass with a flurry of stinging punches to the chin.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tax Yoass landed 11 of 23 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 20 of 24 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 70-63


Yoass grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Luchini grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Yoass clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Luchini clocks Yoass with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Luchini annoys Yoass with a pair of nice punches to the nose. Yoass hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Yoass throws a flurry of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
+Yoass tattoos Luchini with a series of vicious blows to the chest.
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-Yoass throws a volley of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Yoass launches a flurry of left punches to the face, but Luchini stays away from it.
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+Yoass punches Luchini with a uppercut to the face.
Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini smashes Yoass with a flurry of powerful punches to the face.
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-Luchini probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but Yoass narrowly avoids it
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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tax Yoass landed 15 of 31 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 16 of 27 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 80-72


Yoass grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Luchini grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Yoass clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Luchini paws a flurry of right punches to the face, but Yoass steps aside.
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+Luchini hits with a series of punches to the chin.
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-Yoass probes with a volley of left shots to the jaw, but Luchini ducks.
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-Yoass tries to land a hook to the head, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Yoass stuns Luchini with a series of quick shots to the nose.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini connects with a sweeping right to the nose.
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-Yoass lashes out with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Luchini stays away from it.
+Luchini suprises Yoass with a pair of painful punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tax Yoass landed 9 of 24 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 17 of 24 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 90-81


Yoass grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.

Luchini grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Yoass clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Luchini tattoos Yoass with a pair of glancing punches to the chin! Yoass gets mad!
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-Yoass attempts a flurry of right blows to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Yoass attacks with a pair of punches to the eye, but Luchini ducks just in time.
Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini clocks Yoass with a volley of nasty punches to the temple. Yoass doesn't seem bothered.
Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Yoass backs up Luchini with a flurry of commanding punches to the jaw.
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-Yoass charges with a straight right to the chin, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
+Luchini backs up Yoass with a series of light shots to the nose.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Luchini wallops Yoass with a glancing roundhouse to the jaw. Yoass beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tax Yoass landed 8 of 23 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 19 of 25 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 100-90


Yoass is obviously tired. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Luchini grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Yoass clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Yoass launches a right hook to the jaw, but Luchini takes it in the forearms.
+Luchini hits Yoass with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Luchini lashes out with a flurry of painful punches to the mouth!
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+Luchini hits with a pair of glancing punches to the face.
+Yoass annoys Luchini with a volley of glancing shots to the jaw. Luchini ignores it.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Yoass fires a flurry of left shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Luchini throws a volley of stinging shots to the jaw.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Yoass attempts a flurry of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tax Yoass landed 8 of 23 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 20 of 23 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 110-99


Yoass is obviously tired. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Luchini grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Yoass clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Luchini stays outside and uses his jab.

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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Yoass slams Luchini with a solid straight right to the temple.
Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Yoass charges with a pair of shots to the nose, but Luchini beats a hasty retreat.
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Luchini tries to attack, but Yoass hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Yoass tries a series of shots to the jaw, but Luchini narrowly avoids it
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+Luchini scores with a pair of furious punches to the face!
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+Luchini connects with a flurry of shots to the eye! Yoass retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Tax Yoass landed 9 of 24 punches, and Unemployed Bum Luchini landed 15 of 24 punches.

Unemployed Bum Luchini won the round 10-9

Unemployed Bum Luchini is winning the fight 120-108


Yoass is obviously tired. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.

Luchini grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 120-108


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 2: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 3: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 4: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 5: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 6: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 7: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 8: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 9: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 10: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 11: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9
Round 12: Unemployed Bum Luchini 10-9

Total Score: Unemployed Bum Luchini 120-108

Unemployed Bum Luchini wins by decision!