Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\911058.htm on local disk...(Light-Flyweight) Straw Dork Boom I defeated Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite by knockout (KO) in round 8.Match Wednesday, September 25, 2013In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 107 pounds (49 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Boom I throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Being shakes Boom I with a pair of powerful punches to the eye.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
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-Boom I paws a right hook to the chest, but Being blocks.
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+Being backs up Boom I with a pair of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Boom I quickly recovers.
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-Boom I charges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Being backs out of it.
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+Boom I annoys Being with a solid right to the ribs!! Being gets mad!
+Being jolts Boom I with a pair of strong shots to the face.
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-Boom I tries a pair of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Boom I charges with a flurry of left crosses to the solar plexus, but Being ducks just in time.
+Being hammers Boom I with a volley of glancing punches to the eye.
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+Boom I backs up Being with a pair of solid punches to the chest!
+Being attacks with a series of powerful punches to the jaw!
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+Boom I tosses a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I tries to land a barrage of crosses to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Being pops Boom I with a flurry of quick punches to the mouth. Boom I asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Boom I lunges with a pair of right blows to the chest, but Being hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom I landed 18 of 41 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 32 of 32 punches.
Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 10-9
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
Being doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 2
Boom I throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Boom I lunges with a series of right blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Boom I attempts a flurry of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Being fires a barrage of off balance roundhouses to the chest. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Boom I tags Being with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Being scores with a pair of heavy punches to the head.
-Boom I lunges with a series of left roundhouses to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Boom I attacks with a right left to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Boom I suprises Being with a flurry of wild blows to the stomach.
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-Boom I lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Being blocks.
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+Being connects with a series of powerful punches to the chin.
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+Boom I throws a series of strong shots to the ribs.
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+Being pummels Boom I with a series of stiff punches to the temple. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Being tosses a pair of punches to the temple!!
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-Boom I probes with a left shot to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+ The fighters trade roundhouses to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom I landed 16 of 40 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 32 of 32 punches.
Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 20-18
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
Being remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Boom I throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Being shakes Boom I with a flurry of commanding blows to the ribs.
-Boom I tries to land a volley of roundhouses to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Being lands a pair of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Being slams Boom I with a barrage of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Being shakes Boom I with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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+Being hammers Boom I with a flurry of glancing punches to the chin. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Boom I tattoos Being with a barrage of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Boom I pounds Being with a glancing uppercut to the chest.
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-Boom I probes with a volley of right crosses to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Being whacks Boom I with a mean cross to the head!
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+Boom I fires a nice right to the ribs. Being hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Boom I tries a series of right punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
-Boom I paws a volley of right crosses to the chest, but Being backs out of it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom I landed 16 of 39 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 32 of 32 punches.
Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 30-27
Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!
Being remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Boom I throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Boom I grazes Being with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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+Being hits with a pair of shots to the jaw!!
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-Boom I attempts a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Boom I fires a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Being hides behind his gloves.
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+Being hits Boom I with a flurry of punches to the head! Boom I laughs!
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+Being pops Boom I with a hard roundhouse to the nose. Boom I is hurt!
-Boom I fires a series of shots to the ribs, but Being stays away from it.
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+Being hits Boom I with a pair of punches to the face. Boom I ignores it.
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+Being pops Boom I with a jab to the mouth.
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+Boom I lashes out with a right to the chest!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom I landed 16 of 36 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 31 of 34 punches.
Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 40-36
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Being grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 5
Boom I throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Boom I throws a uppercut to the ribs, but Being blocks.
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+Being hammers Boom I with a flurry of painful punches to the stomach. Boom I grimaces in pain.
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-Boom I tries a volley of crosses to the stomach, but Being leaps aside.
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+Being attacks with a series of punches to the temple. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Being staggers Boom I with a pair of light blows to the face. Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Being fires a series of punches to the temple!
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-Boom I probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Being ties him up.
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+Being pokes Boom I with a nasty roundhouse to the chin!
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+Boom I wallops Being with a series of hard punches to the ribs.
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+Being lashes out with a series of uppercuts to the eye.
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-Boom I paws a right to the stomach, but Being ducks.
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+Boom I annoys Being with a flurry of quick punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom I landed 18 of 35 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 31 of 32 punches.
Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 50-45
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Being is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 6
Boom I throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Boom I tries to land a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Being ties him up.
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+Being connects with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Boom I throws a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Being stays away from it.
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+Boom I hits Being with a nice right to the chest.
+Boom I wallops Being with a volley of commanding punches to the ribs. Being laughs!
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+Being tags Boom I with a barrage of solid punches to the temple.
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-Boom I fires a pair of right roundhouses to the stomach, but Being escapes.
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+Being tosses a series of mean punches to the face.
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-Boom I probes with a pair of blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Being tattoos Boom I with a volley of shots to the temple.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the eye.
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-Boom I attempts a jab to the ribs, but Being ducks just in time.
+Being tattoos Boom I with a flurry of heavy punches to the nose.
+Boom I nails Being with a stiff roundhouse to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom I landed 17 of 41 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 32 of 33 punches.
Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 60-54
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Being is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 7
Boom I throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Being attacks with a nice jab to the ribs.
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+Being tags Boom I with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Boom I scores with a pair of commanding hooks to the ribs.
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+Being tags Boom I with a series of furious punches to the nose.
+Being attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Boom I throws a series of crosses to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Being lashes out with a pair of heavy roundhouses to the eye! Boom I shakes his head to clear it.
-Boom I probes with a volley of uppercuts to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Being lands a loud jab to the eye.
+Being suprises Boom I with a barrage of quick blows to the jaw!
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+ The fighters swap hooks to the head.
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+Being hits with a volley of shots to the eye.
+Boom I wakes up the fans with a volley of furious punches to the ribs. Being gets mad!
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-Boom I lashes out with a barrage of crosses to the chest, but Being deftly avoits it.
+Boom I attacks with a nice cross to the ribs.
+Being wallops Boom I with a volley of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I fires a hook to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Boom I lands a series of roundhouses to the stomach. Being sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom I landed 23 of 41 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 50 of 52 punches.
Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 70-63
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Being collapses limply onto his stool. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 8
Boom I throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Boom I punches Being with a off balance roundhouse to the eye. Being sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Boom I lands a well placed left uppercut and Being goes down!!
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Being struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Boom I grazes Being with a flurry of furious shots to the chin.
Boom I lands a sudden smash to the jaw and Being collapses!!
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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Boom I doesn't even want to rest!
Being can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut.
The doctor won't let Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite continue the fight! Straw Dork Boom I wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!
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