Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\907274.htm on local disk...(Cruiserweight) blerp defeated Hammer Hands by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.Match Saturday, August 31, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is blerp!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is Hammer Hands!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Blerp covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
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+Hands scores with a light right to the solar plexus!!
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-Blerp attempts a right roundhouse to the face, but is ineffective.
-Hands tries a flurry of shots to the temple, but Blerp escapes.
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+Hands tosses a volley of stiff punches to the temple. Blerp backpedals to his own corner.
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-Hands tries to land a flurry of right shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Hands pokes Blerp with a flurry of commanding punches to the head.
+Hands jolts Blerp with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Hands staggers Blerp with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Hands tries a flurry of blows to the head, but falls short.
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-Hands attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but Blerp blocks.
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-Hands attacks with a series of right punches to the eye, but Blerp takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
blerp landed 1 of 8 punches, and Hammer Hands landed 28 of 56 punches.
Hammer Hands won the round 10-9
Hammer Hands is winning the fight 10-9
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Blerp covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
+Hands punches Blerp with a pair of quick shots to the face.
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-Blerp paws a flurry of left punches to the head, but Hands quickly backs away.
+Hands thumps Blerp with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Blerp doesn't notice.
-Hands launches a left uppercut to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Hands attempts a pair of left blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Hands probes with a right cross to the jaw, but fails to score.
-Hands throws a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Hands paws a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Blerp takes it in the forearms.
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-Hands attempts a volley of blows to the head, but Blerp takes it in the forearms.
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+Hands tosses a flurry of solid blows to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
blerp landed 1 of 8 punches, and Hammer Hands landed 22 of 52 punches.
Hammer Hands won the round 10-9
Hammer Hands is winning the fight 20-18
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands is obviously tired.
ROUND 3
Blerp covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
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-Hands probes with a pair of shots to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Hands paws a flurry of shots to the temple, but misses.
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+Hands lands a furious jab to the nose.
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-Hands tries to land a flurry of right blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Hands charges with a series of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Hands throws a left cross to the temple, but Blerp ducks.
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-Hands lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the eye, but Blerp hides behind his gloves.
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+Hands hammers Blerp with a barrage of loud punches to the nose.
+Hands wallops Blerp with a series of shots to the head.
-Hands paws a left uppercut to the nose, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
blerp landed 2 of 9 punches, and Hammer Hands landed 18 of 65 punches.
Hammer Hands won the round 10-9
Hammer Hands is winning the fight 30-27
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands looks exhausted.
ROUND 4
Blerp covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
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-Hands tries to land a volley of right punches to the eye, but Blerp steps aside.
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-Hands throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Blerp deftly avoits it.
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-Hands attempts a volley of shots to the face, but he's too slow.
-Hands paws a pair of shots to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Hands tries to land a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Blerp ties him up.
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-Hands attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Hands tries a uppercut to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Hands fires a jab to the face. Blerp hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Hands tries to land a volley of blows to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Hands punches Blerp with a strong roundhouse to the eye.
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+Hands pops Blerp with a flurry of painful punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
blerp landed 2 of 8 punches, and Hammer Hands landed 14 of 64 punches.
Hammer Hands won the round 10-9
Hammer Hands is winning the fight 40-36
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 5
Blerp covers up.
Hands comes out fighting.
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-Hands lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the nose, but Blerp steps aside and laughs.
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-Hands fires a sweeping right to the jaw, but Blerp steps aside and laughs.
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+Blerp pokes Hands with a series of glancing blows to the chin! Hands shakes his head to clear it. Blerp strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Hands can no longer lift his arms to fight. The Referee stops the fight!
blerp wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Blerp doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hands can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 2: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 3: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 4: Hammer Hands 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 2: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 3: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 4: Hammer Hands 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 2: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 3: Hammer Hands 10-9
Round 4: Hammer Hands 10-9
blerp wins by a technical knockout!
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