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(Heavyweight) Isomer defeated Crazyfucker by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Friday, August 23, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 242 pounds (110 kilograms) is Isomer!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 252 pounds (114 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Isomer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker drills Isomer with a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Isomer whacks Crazyfucker with a barrage of stinging punches to the chin.
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+Crazyfucker connects with a pair of blows to the mouth.
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-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of left blows to the nose, but Isomer narrowly avoids it
+Isomer tags Crazyfucker with a flurry of light shots to the mouth!
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+Isomer smashes Crazyfucker with a series of light shots to the head.
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-Isomer charges with a pair of shots to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Isomer landed 13 of 23 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 17 of 22 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Isomer doesn't want to stop fighting!

Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Isomer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker pounds Isomer with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a volley of nice punches to the face. Isomer seems wobbly!
+Crazyfucker solidly lands a volley of off balance punches to the nose!
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+Isomer shakes Crazyfucker with a volley of painful blows to the jaw! Crazyfucker grimaces in pain.
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+Isomer hits with a flurry of blows to the mouth. Crazyfucker grimaces in pain.
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-Isomer tries to land a barrage of shots to the eye, but Crazyfucker deftly avoits it.
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-Crazyfucker fires a right hook to the eye, but Isomer takes it in the forearms.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Isomer landed 14 of 25 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 15 of 24 punches.

Isomer won the round 10-9

Isomer is winning the fight 20-19


Isomer doesn't even want to rest!

Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Isomer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Isomer clocks Crazyfucker with a series of shots to the face!
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Isomer hits with a volley of punches to the chin.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Crazyfucker pokes Isomer with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
-Isomer attacks with a pair of left punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Isomer throws a pair of commanding punches to the face. Crazyfucker retreats to the far corner.
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-Crazyfucker throws a volley of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Crazyfucker throws a flurry of powerful punches to the chin. Isomer doesn't notice.
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+Crazyfucker tosses a quick hook to the solar plexus. Isomer hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Isomer landed 15 of 25 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 14 of 24 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Isomer doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the left eye.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Isomer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

-Isomer tries to land a volley of right shots to the eye, but goes wide.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Crazyfucker probes with a volley of left blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker clocks Isomer with a left to the eye.
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-Isomer probes with a barrage of left shots to the chin, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker smashes Isomer with a barrage of blows to the face.
+Isomer connects with a flurry of painful shots to the head. Crazyfucker seems wobbly!
+Crazyfucker hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Isomer asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Isomer fires a volley of mean punches to the face.
-Isomer probes with a volley of left punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of shots to the face, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Isomer landed 12 of 23 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 16 of 24 punches.

Isomer won the round 10-9

Isomer is winning the fight 39-38


Isomer doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the left eye.

Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Isomer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker jars Isomer with a barrage of off balance punches to the ribs.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Isomer charges with a volley of shots to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Crazyfucker hammers Isomer with a series of stinging shots to the jaw.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Isomer belts Crazyfucker with a powerful hook to the temple.
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-Isomer attempts a volley of shots to the chin, but loses his balance.
+Isomer whacks Crazyfucker with a volley of commanding shots to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Isomer landed 11 of 24 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 14 of 23 punches.

Isomer won the round 10-9

Isomer is winning the fight 49-47


Isomer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Isomer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Crazyfucker lands a volley of shots to the head.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Isomer probes with a pair of right blows to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Isomer connects with a pair of glancing blows to the mouth.
+Crazyfucker takes charge with a series of blows to the eye.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Isomer hammers Crazyfucker with a series of quick blows to the mouth!
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Isomer throws a flurry of left punches to the head, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Isomer landed 14 of 24 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 15 of 25 punches.

Isomer won the round 10-9

Isomer is winning the fight 59-56


Isomer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Isomer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker lands a barrage of blows to the head. Isomer seems wobbly!
+Isomer strikes with a pair of light punches to the face.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Isomer lashes out with a left hook to the temple, but misses.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Isomer tosses a pair of shots to the eye.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker thumps Isomer with a volley of strong blows to the chest. Isomer sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Isomer lashes out with a series of shots to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Crazyfucker attempts a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Isomer beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Isomer landed 12 of 23 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 12 of 22 punches.

Isomer won the round 10-9

Isomer is winning the fight 69-65


Isomer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye.

Crazyfucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Isomer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Crazyfucker hits Isomer with a nasty left to the stomach.
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-Isomer charges with a uppercut to the nose, but Crazyfucker ducks just in time.
-Isomer throws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker leaps aside.
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-Crazyfucker attacks with a flurry of left shots to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a series of shots to the head, but Isomer takes it in the forearms.
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-Isomer tries a barrage of blows to the eye, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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+Isomer staggers Crazyfucker with a barrage of glancing punches to the head.
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+Crazyfucker hits with a volley of blows to the head. Isomer grimaces in pain.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Isomer landed 12 of 25 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 14 of 23 punches.

Isomer won the round 10-9

Isomer is winning the fight 79-74


Isomer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye.

Crazyfucker is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 9

Isomer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Isomer hits Crazyfucker with a flurry of blows to the face.
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-Isomer attempts a right hook to the chin, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker solidly lands a series of powerful blows to the chest.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Isomer charges with a right uppercut to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Crazyfucker tosses a series of quick shots to the solar plexus.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Isomer wallops Crazyfucker with a pair of light blows to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Isomer landed 13 of 23 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 10 of 24 punches.

Isomer won the round 10-9

Isomer is winning the fight 89-83


Isomer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye.

Crazyfucker is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 10

Isomer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Isomer throws a commanding hook to the nose.
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+Isomer slams Crazyfucker with a barrage of loud blows to the mouth.
Isomer lands a crashing haymaker and Crazyfucker is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but Isomer backs out of it.
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-Isomer charges with a series of left shots to the eye, but falls short.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Crazyfucker solidly lands a flurry of commanding punches to the mouth! Isomer covers up.
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The fighters study each other.
Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Crazyfucker throws a series of right punches to the head, but Isomer takes it in the forearms.
+Isomer takes charge with a barrage of solid blows to the mouth. Crazyfucker doesn't seem bothered.
+Isomer catches Crazyfucker with a barrage of wild shots to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Isomer landed 16 of 23 punches, and Crazyfucker landed 5 of 22 punches.

Isomer won the round 10-8

Isomer is winning the fight 99-91


Isomer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye.

Crazyfucker is slowing down. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.



ROUND 11

Isomer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Crazyfucker comes out fighting.

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+Isomer throws a volley of blows to the mouth. Crazyfucker quickly recovers.
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+Isomer attacks with a flurry of mean shots to the nose.
-Crazyfucker paws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but Isomer backs out of it.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Isomer solidly lands a flurry of shots to the chin.
Isomer lands a devestating punch in the nose and Crazyfucker is knocked out of the ring!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Isomer shakes Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the face.
Isomer lands a tremendous right hook and Crazyfucker bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Crazyfucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Crazyfucker tries to attack, but Isomer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Isomer thumps Crazyfucker with a volley of painful blows to the chin.
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The fighters study each other.
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+Crazyfucker whacks Isomer with a volley of blows to the chest. Isomer shakes his head to clear it.
+Isomer lands a series of loud shots to the temple. Crazyfucker laughs!
Isomer lands a tremendous left uppercut and Crazyfucker falls to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Isomer wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Isomer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye.

Crazyfucker collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Isomer 10-9
Round 6: Isomer 10-9
Round 7: Isomer 10-9
Round 8: Isomer 10-9
Round 9: Isomer 10-9
Round 10: Isomer 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Isomer 10-9
Round 7: Isomer 10-9
Round 8: Isomer 10-9
Round 9: Isomer 10-9
Round 10: Isomer 10-8


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Isomer 10-9
Round 6: Isomer 10-9
Round 7: Isomer 10-9
Round 8: Isomer 10-9
Round 9: Isomer 10-9
Round 10: Isomer 10-8

Isomer wins by a knockout!