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(Heavyweight) Joe Squash defeated What's the frequency Kenneth? by knockout (KO) in round 10.

Match Friday, August 16, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 240 pounds (109 kilograms) is Joe Squash!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 256 pounds (116 kilograms) is What's the frequency Kenneth?!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)
What's clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Squash tries to attack, but What's hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Squash tries to land a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+What's thumps Squash with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
Squash tries to attack, but What's hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Squash grazes What's with a flurry of stiff blows to the eye.
Squash lands a devestating left cross to the jaw and What's's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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EIGHT
What's struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Squash tries to attack, but What's hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-What's tries a barrage of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-What's charges with a hook to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+What's strikes with a volley of nice shots to the eye.
+Squash suprises What's with a volley of glancing punches to the chin. What's sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+What's throws a series of punches to the face. Squash sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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The fighters eye each other warily.
-What's tries to land a left cross to the chin, but Squash blocks.
-Squash attacks with a series of left punches to the eye, but What's steps aside.
+Squash throws a barrage of stinging punches to the head.
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+What's tosses a volley of shots to the eye.
+Squash hits with a pair of furious punches to the temple.
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+Squash annoys What's with a bite to the ear! Boo! Boo!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 16 of 32 punches, and What's the frequency Kenneth? landed 14 of 31 punches.

Joe Squash won the round 10-8

Joe Squash is winning the fight 10-8


Squash doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.

What's doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)
What's clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Squash attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but What's hides behind his gloves.
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Squash tries to attack, but What's hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Squash probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but What's ducks just in time.
+What's punches Squash with a painful roundhouse to the eye. Squash falls against the ropes!
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-What's throws a pair of blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
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Squash tries to attack, but What's hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-What's attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Squash hits with a volley of nice punches to the ribs.
Squash tries to attack, but What's hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash annoys What's with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus.
Squash tries to attack, but What's hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+What's hits with a pair of painful shots to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 12 of 32 punches, and What's the frequency Kenneth? landed 10 of 24 punches.

What's the frequency Kenneth? won the round 10-9

Joe Squash is winning the fight 19-18


Squash remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.

What's remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)
What's clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Squash tries to attack, but What's hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Squash attempts a left jab to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Squash charges with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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Squash tries to attack, but What's hangs on until the referee separates them.
-What's throws a series of left shots to the stomach, but Squash deftly avoits it.
Squash tries to attack, but What's hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but What's hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Squash paws a flurry of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Squash wallops What's with a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus!
+Squash connects with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!
-What's probes with a left hook to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+What's slams Squash with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Squash throws a volley of left blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
-Squash paws a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but What's takes it in the forearms.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 13 of 33 punches, and What's the frequency Kenneth? landed 10 of 23 punches.

What's the frequency Kenneth? won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Squash grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

What's grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)
What's fights inside. (inside)

+Squash pummels What's with a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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-What's probes with a volley of right blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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-What's probes with a uppercut to the chest, but misses.
-Squash tries a pair of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+What's fires a glancing cross to the ribs.
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-Squash throws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but What's leaps aside.
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-What's attacks with a jab to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-What's throws a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Squash ducks.
+Squash shakes What's with a right to the ribs!
+What's hits Squash with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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+Squash tags What's with a volley of nice punches to the chest! What's ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 18 of 30 punches, and What's the frequency Kenneth? landed 10 of 31 punches.

What's the frequency Kenneth? won the round 10-9

What's the frequency Kenneth? is winning the fight 38-37


Squash is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.

What's is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)
What's fights inside. (inside)

+What's lashes out with a series of shots to the ribs.
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+Squash clocks What's with a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
+Squash belts What's with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Squash strikes with What's with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-What's probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but Squash leaps aside.
-What's probes with a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Squash steps aside and laughs.
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+What's clocks Squash with a series of painful shots to the chest.
-What's throws a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Squash quickly backs away.
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-What's charges with a jab to the ribs, but Squash hides behind his gloves.
-Squash charges with a series of right punches to the chest, but What's deftly avoits it.
-Squash launches a left straight right to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Squash paws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 15 of 30 punches, and What's the frequency Kenneth? landed 11 of 32 punches.

What's the frequency Kenneth? won the round 10-9

What's the frequency Kenneth? is winning the fight 48-46


Squash is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.

What's is slowing down.



ROUND 6

Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)
What's fights inside. (inside)

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+What's backs up Squash with a nasty jab to the chest.
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-Squash throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Squash lunges with a barrage of punches to the chest, but What's leaps aside.
+Squash belts What's with a flurry of punches to the chest. What's hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-What's charges with a pair of right blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-What's fires a hook to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Squash tries to land a series of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-What's launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-What's lunges with a series of punches to the chest, but Squash covers himself well.
+Squash pummels What's with a stinging roundhouse to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 13 of 28 punches, and What's the frequency Kenneth? landed 9 of 34 punches.

What's the frequency Kenneth? won the round 10-9

What's the frequency Kenneth? is winning the fight 58-55


Squash looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye.

What's looks exhausted.



ROUND 7

Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)
What's fights inside. (inside)

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+Squash fires a jab to the solar plexus.
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-Squash launches a volley of punches to the face, but What's stays away from it.
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-What's tries to land a right to the solar plexus, but Squash steps aside and laughs.
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-What's tries to land a volley of left shots to the stomach, but Squash ties him up.
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+Squash connects with a pair of vicious shots to the head.
-What's tries a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-What's tries to land a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but falls short.
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+What's solidly lands a volley of blows to the solar plexus. Squash laughs!
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-Squash probes with a barrage of punches to the temple, but What's blocks.
+Squash attacks with a strong hook to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 16 of 33 punches, and What's the frequency Kenneth? landed 8 of 33 punches.

Joe Squash won the round 10-9

What's the frequency Kenneth? is winning the fight 67-65


Squash looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye.

What's looks exhausted.



ROUND 8

Squash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
What's fights inside. (inside)

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+Squash strikes with a series of powerful blows to the temple.
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What's tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Squash fires a flurry of left blows to the face, but he's too slow.
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What's tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.

What's tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
-What's lunges with a left left to the solar plexus, but Squash escapes.
+What's tags Squash with a volley of vicious shots to the chest.
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What's tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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What's tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Squash probes with a hook to the nose, but What's leaps aside.
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+Squash throws a flurry of punches to the temple.
Squash lands a cruel hook and What's is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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What's struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+What's thumps Squash with a volley of hard blows to the chest.
+What's hammers Squash with a stiff straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Squash backs up What's with a volley of stiff blows to the head. What's retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 12 of 27 punches, and What's the frequency Kenneth? landed 12 of 32 punches.

Joe Squash won the round 10-8

This fight is too close to call.


Squash collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

What's collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 9

Squash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
What's fights inside. (inside)

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What's tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-What's attacks with a series of blows to the nose, but Squash hides behind his gloves.
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+What's smashes Squash with a nasty hook to the mouth.
What's lands a quick left cross to the jaw and Squash is knocked down!!

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TWO

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FIVE
Squash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Squash fires a flurry of loud punches to the face!! What's hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Squash lands a bone crushing left blow to the temple and What's's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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TWO

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EIGHT
What's struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-What's probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but Squash ducks.
+Squash slams What's with a volley of wild blows to the head.
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What's tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.

+What's hammers Squash with a volley of blows to the chin.
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+What's smashes Squash with a flurry of shots to the head. Squash backpedals to his own corner.
-What's probes with a barrage of left punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Squash tries a barrage of left blows to the nose, but What's steps aside.
+Squash clocks What's with a stinging hook to the temple. What's retreats to the far corner.
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+What's pokes Squash with a uppercut to the head.
+Squash catches What's with a pair of glancing shots to the mouth. What's falls against the ropes!
Squash lands a slow motion left smash to the jaw and What's's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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What's struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
What's tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+What's nails Squash with a flurry of quick blows to the jaw. Squash hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Squash hits What's with a pair of mean blows to the temple.
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What's tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.

What's tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Squash pummels What's with a flurry of off balance punches to the nose.
+What's connects with a vicious hook to the nose!!
What's lands a slow motion right blow to the temple and Squash bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Squash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-What's throws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Squash beats a hasty retreat.
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-Squash charges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but What's ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 11 of 23 punches, and What's the frequency Kenneth? landed 13 of 38 punches.

What's the frequency Kenneth? won the round 10-9

What's the frequency Kenneth? is winning the fight 85-84


Squash collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.

What's receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 10

Squash clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
What's fights inside. (inside)

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What's tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash hits with a pair of off balance punches to the eye.
+Squash scores with a flurry of vicious blows to the jaw!
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-Squash launches a flurry of right punches to the temple, but What's steps aside and laughs.
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+What's stuns Squash with a nice right to the face.
What's lands a tremendous blow to the head and Squash lands flat on his back!!

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EIGHT
Squash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Squash pokes What's with a glancing hook to the head.
Squash lands a lightning left haymaker and What's is flattened!!

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TWO

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What's struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Squash annoys What's with a pair of mean shots to the nose. What's is hurt!
Squash lands a mighty haymaker and What's's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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What's struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-What's charges with a series of blows to the chin, but Squash escapes.
+What's fires a volley of punches to the temple.
What's lands a sudden smash to the jaw and Squash is knocked off his feet!!

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Squash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+What's backs up Squash with a left to the temple.
+Squash lands a series of punches to the temple. What's doesn't notice.
-What's fires a flurry of left shots to the temple, but Squash stays away from it.
+What's takes charge with a light hook to the head. Squash covers up.
What's tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
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What's tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.
-What's tries a barrage of shots to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
+What's jolts Squash with a pair of punches to the temple!!
What's tries to attack, but Squash hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Squash attempts a straight right to the eye, but What's ties him up.
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+Squash catches What's with a light roundhouse to the jaw.
Squash lands a devestating hook and What's is knocked down!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Joe Squash wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Squash collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has a bloody mouth.

What's receives medical attention from his trainer.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joe Squash 10-8
Round 2: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9
Round 3: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9
Round 4: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9
Round 5: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9
Round 6: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9
Round 7: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 8: Joe Squash 10-8
Round 9: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joe Squash 10-8
Round 2: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9
Round 3: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9
Round 4: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9
Round 5: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 6: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9
Round 7: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 8: Joe Squash 10-8
Round 9: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Joe Squash 10-8
Round 2: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9
Round 3: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9
Round 4: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9
Round 5: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9
Round 6: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9
Round 7: Joe Squash 10-9
Round 8: Joe Squash 10-8
Round 9: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9

Joe Squash wins by a knockout!