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(Heavyweight) DeAndre Jordan defeated Big Lurch by knockout (KO) in round 2.

Match Saturday, July 20, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 241 pounds (109 kilograms) is DeAndre Jordan!!

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 569 pounds (258 kilograms) is Big Lurch!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Jordan moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Lurch stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Jordan lands a volley of painful punches to the mouth.
+Lurch fires a flurry of mean punches to the face!! Jordan beats a hasty retreat.
+Jordan attacks with a volley of mean punches to the temple.
+Lurch strikes with a pair of painful punches to the eye. Jordan laughs!
+Jordan strikes with a flurry of solid punches to the head.
+Lurch catches Jordan with a volley of punches to the chin! Jordan sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Lurch backs up Jordan with a volley of strong punches to the chin. Jordan ignores it.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
+Jordan pops Lurch with a volley of loud punches to the ribs.
+Lurch pummels Jordan with a flurry of commanding punches to the head.
+Lurch jolts Jordan with a series of solid punches to the mouth. Jordan asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Jordan annoys Lurch with a barrage of mean punches to the nose.
+Lurch jolts Jordan with a pair of vicious punches to the head.
+Lurch tags Jordan with a series of nasty punches to the jaw. Jordan ignores it.
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+Jordan solidly lands a volley of off balance punches to the chin.
+Jordan shakes Lurch with a flurry of nice punches to the temple.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
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+Jordan hammers Lurch with a pair of stiff punches to the mouth.
+Jordan punches Lurch with a pair of glancing punches to the head.
+Jordan pounds Lurch with a vicious jab to the stomach.
+Jordan whacks Lurch with a series of vicious punches to the chin.
+Jordan whacks Lurch with a pair of punches to the face.
+Jordan jolts Lurch with a barrage of loud punches to the eye.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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+Jordan fires a barrage of stiff punches to the nose.
+Jordan hits Lurch with a nasty jab to the solar plexus.
+Lurch thumps Jordan with a glancing roundhouse to the nose.
+Lurch hits Jordan with a painful straight right to the face.
+Jordan attacks with a series of punches to the ribs.
+Jordan whacks Lurch with a pair of commanding punches to the nose.
+Jordan grazes Lurch with a series of punches to the chin.
+Lurch annoys Jordan with a series of furious punches to the jaw. Jordan seems wobbly!
+Lurch lands a series of glancing punches to the eye.
+Lurch hammers Jordan with a pair of quick punches to the mouth.
+Lurch hits with a volley of powerful punches to the temple!!
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+Lurch pounds Jordan with a painful left to the head.
+Jordan fires a pair of painful punches to the chest.
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+Lurch tags Jordan with a pair of heavy punches to the temple. Jordan grimaces in pain.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
+Jordan catches Lurch with a glancing right to the head. Lurch gets mad!
+Jordan hits with a pair of powerful punches to the jaw. Lurch seems wobbly!

BELL

According to the commentator:

DeAndre Jordan landed 92 of 100 punches, and Big Lurch landed 72 of 72 punches.

DeAndre Jordan won the round 10-9

DeAndre Jordan is winning the fight 10-9


Jordan doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lurch doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Jordan is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Lurch stays outside and uses his jab.

+Lurch wallops Jordan with a volley of heavy punches to the nose. Jordan hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Jordan belts Lurch with a flurry of glancing blows to the head. Lurch sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Lurch smashes Jordan with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Lurch tags Jordan with a flurry of punches to the chin! Jordan beats a hasty retreat.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
+Lurch stuns Jordan with a light straight right to the chin.
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+Lurch connects with a volley of hard blows to the ribs.
+Lurch pummels Jordan with a pair of vicious crosses to the nose.
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+Jordan nails Lurch with a vicious right to the eye.
+Jordan lands a pair of quick roundhouses to the chin.
+Lurch scores with a series of light punches to the jaw!
+Jordan pummels Lurch with a barrage of uppercuts to the face. Lurch doesn't notice.
+Lurch annoys Jordan with a jab to the temple.
+Lurch thumps Jordan with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Lurch smashes Jordan with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Jordan fires a pair of heavy hooks to the eye. Lurch doesn't seem bothered.
Jordan lands a sudden blow to the temple and Lurch is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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THREE

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FIVE

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SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE

TEN
He's Out!
DeAndre Jordan wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Jordan doesn't even want to rest!

Lurch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: DeAndre Jordan 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: DeAndre Jordan 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: DeAndre Jordan 10-9

DeAndre Jordan wins by a knockout!