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(Toughman) Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori defeated Jim's toughguy 1 by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Wednesday, July 10, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 300 pounds (136 kilograms) is Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 303 pounds (137 kilograms) is Jim's toughguy 1!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

This Is Going To Hurt covers up.
Toughguy 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Toughguy 1 throws a flurry of shots to the chest, but This Is Going To Hurt blocks.
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This Is Going To Hurt tries to attack, but Toughguy 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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This Is Going To Hurt tries to attack, but Toughguy 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+This Is Going To Hurt shakes Toughguy 1 with a flurry of furious shots to the face.
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+This Is Going To Hurt clocks Toughguy 1 with a barrage of mean punches to the stomach.
-Toughguy 1 throws a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+This Is Going To Hurt lands a barrage of shots to the chest!
+This Is Going To Hurt attacks with a series of shots to the eye.
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+Toughguy 1 throws a barrage of blows to the ribs!
-Toughguy 1 attempts a volley of right shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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This Is Going To Hurt tries to attack, but Toughguy 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+This Is Going To Hurt hurts Toughguy 1 with a pair of hard shots to the temple.
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+This Is Going To Hurt attacks with a volley of blows to the mouth! Toughguy 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 31 of 33 punches, and Jim's toughguy 1 landed 7 of 24 punches.

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori won the round 10-9

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori is winning the fight 10-9


This Is Going To Hurt doesn't even want to rest!

Toughguy 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

This Is Going To Hurt covers up.
Toughguy 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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This Is Going To Hurt tries to attack, but Toughguy 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Toughguy 1 charges with a flurry of left shots to the chest, but This Is Going To Hurt deftly avoits it.
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-Toughguy 1 attacks with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+This Is Going To Hurt hits with a pair of mean punches to the head!
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+This Is Going To Hurt takes charge with a series of furious shots to the head.
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+This Is Going To Hurt drills Toughguy 1 with a pair of blows to the face.
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-Toughguy 1 fires a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but This Is Going To Hurt ducks.
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This Is Going To Hurt tries to attack, but Toughguy 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+This Is Going To Hurt hits Toughguy 1 with a stinging right to the stomach. Toughguy 1 doesn't notice.
+Toughguy 1 jolts This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of mean shots to the ribs.
-Toughguy 1 lunges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but This Is Going To Hurt blocks.
+This Is Going To Hurt pokes Toughguy 1 with a pair of furious shots to the temple.
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This Is Going To Hurt tries to attack, but Toughguy 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+This Is Going To Hurt grazes Toughguy 1 with a barrage of wild shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 30 of 32 punches, and Jim's toughguy 1 landed 6 of 24 punches.

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori won the round 10-9

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori is winning the fight 20-18


This Is Going To Hurt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Toughguy 1 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

This Is Going To Hurt covers up.
Toughguy 1 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Toughguy 1 hurts This Is Going To Hurt with a volley of vicious blows to the solar plexus! This Is Going To Hurt beats a hasty retreat.
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+This Is Going To Hurt shakes Toughguy 1 with a barrage of shots to the chin. Toughguy 1 gets mad!
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-This Is Going To Hurt paws a right to the mouth, but Toughguy 1 quickly backs away.
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This Is Going To Hurt tries to attack, but Toughguy 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Toughguy 1 launches a barrage of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Toughguy 1 tries to land a barrage of punches to the stomach, but This Is Going To Hurt hides behind his gloves.
+This Is Going To Hurt hurts Toughguy 1 with a volley of blows to the mouth.
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+This Is Going To Hurt connects with a series of heavy blows to the eye.
+This Is Going To Hurt thumps Toughguy 1 with a flurry of punches to the face.
-Toughguy 1 tries a left right to the chest, but This Is Going To Hurt steps aside.
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This Is Going To Hurt tries to attack, but Toughguy 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
This Is Going To Hurt tries to attack, but Toughguy 1 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori landed 24 of 32 punches, and Jim's toughguy 1 landed 7 of 25 punches.

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori won the round 10-9

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori is winning the fight 30-27


This Is Going To Hurt grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Toughguy 1 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

This Is Going To Hurt is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Toughguy 1 is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Toughguy 1 attacks with a pair of uppercuts to the head, but This Is Going To Hurt ties him up.
+Toughguy 1 wallops This Is Going To Hurt with a barrage of glancing blows to the head.
+This Is Going To Hurt attacks with a series of heavy combinations to the jaw. Toughguy 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Toughguy 1 nails This Is Going To Hurt with a series of shots to the chin.
Toughguy 1 lands a mighty right hook and This Is Going To Hurt drops like a stone!!

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This Is Going To Hurt struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+This Is Going To Hurt annoys Toughguy 1 with a volley of vicious punches to the nose. Toughguy 1 laughs!
-This Is Going To Hurt attacks with a volley of combinations to the jaw, but Toughguy 1 ducks just in time.
+This Is Going To Hurt throws a flurry of stiff combinations to the nose. Toughguy 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
This Is Going To Hurt lands a slow motion right hook and Toughguy 1 hurtles to the canvas!!

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Toughguy 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+This Is Going To Hurt belts Toughguy 1 with a uppercut to the mouth. Toughguy 1 laughs!
+Toughguy 1 fires a series of light hooks to the temple.
Toughguy 1 lands a sudden left blow to the temple and This Is Going To Hurt falls senseless!!

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This Is Going To Hurt struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Toughguy 1 throws a barrage of combinations to the nose, but This Is Going To Hurt beats a hasty retreat.
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-Toughguy 1 attempts a flurry of hooks to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+This Is Going To Hurt wallops Toughguy 1 with a flurry of painful combinations to the eye.
This Is Going To Hurt lands a mighty left punch in the nose and Toughguy 1 lands flat on his back!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
This Is Going To Hurt is obviously tired.

Toughguy 1 is obviously tired. He has a fractured nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 2: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 3: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 2: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 3: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 2: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9
Round 3: Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori 10-9

Gino "This is Going to Hurt" Satori wins by a knockout!