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(Heavyweight) Crazyfucker defeated James Culley by unanimous decision: 118-110, 117-112, 117-111.

Match Thursday, July 04, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 225 pounds (102 kilograms) is Crazyfucker!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 309 pounds (140 kilograms) is James Culley!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Culley backpedals and jabs.

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-Crazyfucker attacks with a pair of shots to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Culley lashes out with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Culley charges with a left jab to the mouth, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
-Culley lashes out with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Culley hammers Crazyfucker with a barrage of solid punches to the face!
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-Crazyfucker paws a volley of shots to the chin, but Culley beats a hasty retreat.
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+Culley tosses a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Culley attacks with a stinging uppercut to the chin.
-Culley tries to land a left to the jaw, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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-Culley throws a right roundhouse to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Culley belts Crazyfucker with a series of commanding blows to the chest.
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-Culley lunges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
+Crazyfucker hurts Culley with a quick sweeping right to the eye.
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+Crazyfucker throws a volley of wild punches to the mouth!! Culley doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 14 of 22 punches, and James Culley landed 19 of 62 punches.

James Culley won the round 10-9

James Culley is winning the fight 10-9


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Culley doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Culley is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Crazyfucker nails Culley with a stiff uppercut to the nose.
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+Crazyfucker shakes Culley with a series of nice punches to the head.
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+Crazyfucker backs up Culley with a uppercut to the ribs. Culley covers up.
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-Crazyfucker lashes out with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but misses completely.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 14 of 25 punches, and James Culley landed 3 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Crazyfucker doesn't want to stop fighting!

Culley doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Culley backpedals and jabs.

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-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of right blows to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Culley punches Crazyfucker with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Culley wakes up the fans with a sweeping right to the nose.
-Culley throws a barrage of punches to the face, but falls short.
+Culley tattoos Crazyfucker with a volley of nice punches to the face. Crazyfucker laughs!
-Culley attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker escapes.
-Culley tries a barrage of punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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+Crazyfucker lands a series of loud punches to the eye.
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+Crazyfucker drills Culley with a volley of powerful blows to the face. Culley grimaces in pain.
-Crazyfucker attempts a pair of blows to the face, but Culley escapes.
+Culley drills Crazyfucker with a series of punches to the face. Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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+Culley fires a series of stiff punches to the eye! Crazyfucker sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Culley throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 13 of 25 punches, and James Culley landed 21 of 59 punches.

James Culley won the round 10-9

James Culley is winning the fight 29-28


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Culley remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Culley is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Crazyfucker launches a series of left shots to the chin, but Culley backs out of it.
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+Crazyfucker connects with a series of solid punches to the face.
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+Crazyfucker pokes Culley with a volley of blows to the chest.
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-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of left shots to the nose, but Culley covers himself well.
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+Crazyfucker fires a barrage of quick shots to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 14 of 24 punches, and James Culley landed 2 of 8 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Culley remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Culley backpedals and jabs.

+Crazyfucker tags Culley with a pair of punches to the nose.
-Crazyfucker lunges with a series of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Culley hits with a nice jab to the eye.
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-Culley tries a barrage of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Culley charges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker blocks.
+Crazyfucker hits Culley with a barrage of punches to the head.
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-Culley tries to land a right left to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Culley fires a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker escapes.
+Culley jolts Crazyfucker with a series of punches to the head.
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-Culley attempts a flurry of left punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Culley throws a barrage of blows to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Crazyfucker nails Culley with a series of loud shots to the ribs.
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+Culley fires a hard jab to the face!
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-Culley tries a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Crazyfucker covers himself well.
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-Culley probes with a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 15 of 22 punches, and James Culley landed 17 of 56 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 48-47


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Culley grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Culley backpedals and jabs.

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-Culley throws a pair of right punches to the temple, but misses.
-Culley attempts a series of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Culley probes with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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+Culley slams Crazyfucker with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Culley lands a volley of shots to the chest!! Crazyfucker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Culley lashes out with a flurry of shots to the temple, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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-Culley throws a volley of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
+Crazyfucker wakes up the fans with a barrage of stinging shots to the face!!
+Culley pops Crazyfucker with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Culley paws a right jab to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Culley throws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but misses.
-Crazyfucker paws a flurry of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Crazyfucker slams Culley with a barrage of stiff blows to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 15 of 24 punches, and James Culley landed 17 of 52 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 58-56


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Culley is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Culley backpedals and jabs.

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+Crazyfucker suprises Culley with a volley of shots to the face.
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+Culley throws a volley of punches to the head.
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-Culley lunges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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-Culley probes with a series of blows to the nose, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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-Culley probes with a pair of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Culley lunges with a barrage of punches to the head, but misses completely.
+Crazyfucker lands a barrage of hard punches to the jaw!! Culley falls against the ropes!
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-Culley probes with a series of punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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-Crazyfucker tries to land a straight right to the stomach, but Culley narrowly avoids it
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+Crazyfucker solidly lands a barrage of wild shots to the temple.
+Culley solidly lands a volley of hard punches to the jaw.
-Culley tries a flurry of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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-Culley attempts a left right to the temple, but misses completely.
+Culley catches Crazyfucker with a flurry of off balance left to the head. Crazyfucker grimaces in pain.
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-Culley attempts a left jab to the chin, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 16 of 23 punches, and James Culley landed 16 of 57 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 68-65


Crazyfucker doesn't even want to rest!

Culley is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Culley backpedals and jabs.

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+Culley thumps Crazyfucker with a series of solid punches to the face.
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-Culley launches a pair of punches to the eye, but falls short.
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-Culley attempts a series of punches to the face, but goes wide.
+Culley tags Crazyfucker with a barrage of light punches to the jaw. Crazyfucker covers up.
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-Culley lashes out with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
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-Culley tries a series of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Crazyfucker throws a barrage of shots to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Crazyfucker throws a pair of off balance shots to the stomach.
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-Culley lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the head, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
+Crazyfucker annoys Culley with a series of stiff shots to the face.
+Culley backs up Crazyfucker with a pair of mean punches to the jaw. Crazyfucker hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Culley tries a volley of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Culley lunges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 14 of 24 punches, and James Culley landed 16 of 57 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 78-74


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Culley is slowing down.



ROUND 9

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Culley backpedals and jabs.

-Culley launches a series of shots to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Culley tries to land a straight right to the jaw, but Crazyfucker stays away from it.
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-Culley fires a series of right punches to the chest, but Crazyfucker steps aside and laughs.
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+Culley pops Crazyfucker with a series of light punches to the nose.
-Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of blows to the face, but Culley hides behind his gloves.
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-Culley probes with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
-Culley probes with a roundhouse to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Crazyfucker throws a flurry of shots to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Culley probes with a sweeping right to the stomach, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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-Culley launches a flurry of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Crazyfucker jars Culley with a commanding right to the temple.
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-Culley throws a series of right punches to the mouth, but Crazyfucker ducks.
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+Culley hits with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+Crazyfucker punches Culley with a barrage of nice punches to the jaw. Culley covers up.
-Culley throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 15 of 22 punches, and James Culley landed 13 of 56 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 88-83


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Culley is slowing down.



ROUND 10

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Culley stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Culley throws a volley of left shots to the mouth, but Crazyfucker takes it in the forearms.
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+Crazyfucker attacks with a volley of punches to the chin.
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-Culley probes with a barrage of shots to the head, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
-Culley paws a volley of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
+Crazyfucker connects with a barrage of stiff shots to the nose. Culley quickly recovers.
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+Culley clocks Crazyfucker with a pair of heavy punches to the chin! Crazyfucker ignores it.
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-Culley throws a pair of left punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
-Culley fires a cross to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Culley staggers Crazyfucker with a flurry of stinging blows to the temple. Crazyfucker shakes his head to clear it.
-Culley tries a series of punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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-Culley probes with a series of right punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker narrowly avoids it
-Culley paws a series of punches to the nose, but falls short.
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-Culley tries a series of blows to the nose, but to no avail.
+Crazyfucker hits with a pair of nice punches to the eye.
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-Culley probes with a pair of right punches to the nose, but misses completely.
-Crazyfucker charges with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Culley takes it in the forearms.
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+Crazyfucker suprises Culley with a series of nasty blows to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 20 of 23 punches, and James Culley landed 14 of 75 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 98-92


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Culley looks exhausted.



ROUND 11

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Culley stays outside and uses his jab.

+Culley tags Crazyfucker with a barrage of heavy punches to the temple.
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-Culley lunges with a volley of left punches to the eye, but fails to score.
-Culley attempts a pair of left punches to the nose, but Crazyfucker quickly backs away.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the head.
-Culley throws a series of left blows to the head, but falls short.
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-Culley probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but misses.
+Crazyfucker punches Culley with a series of strong punches to the face.
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-Culley lunges with a sweeping right to the mouth, but Crazyfucker backs out of it.
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-Culley throws a right jab to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Culley throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Crazyfucker wakes up the fans with a pair of mean punches to the ribs. Culley seems wobbly!
+Culley connects with a flurry of furious punches to the mouth!!
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+Crazyfucker strikes with a strong jab to the temple.
-Culley attempts a left sweeping right to the eye, but Crazyfucker blocks.
+Culley hammers Crazyfucker with a series of punches to the face. Crazyfucker falls against the ropes!
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-Culley fires a series of punches to the temple, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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-Culley attacks with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-Culley throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker beats a hasty retreat.
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+Crazyfucker punches Culley with a barrage of quick blows to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 19 of 23 punches, and James Culley landed 15 of 74 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 108-101


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Culley collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 12

Crazyfucker comes out fighting.
Culley stays outside and uses his jab.

-Culley throws a volley of right punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Culley attacks with a series of punches to the chest, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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-Culley throws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Crazyfucker escapes.
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-Culley attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker blocks.
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-Culley lashes out with a volley of left punches to the chest, but Crazyfucker escapes.
+Crazyfucker attacks with a series of nice blows to the temple.
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+Crazyfucker drills Culley with a flurry of heavy shots to the jaw.
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+Culley strikes with a pair of blows to the jaw.
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-Culley probes with a right left to the eye, but Crazyfucker hides behind his gloves.
+Culley hits with a flurry of mean punches to the jaw.
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-Culley fires a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Crazyfucker steps aside.
-Culley lunges with a flurry of punches to the chin, but falls short.
-Culley throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
-Culley probes with a barrage of punches to the head, but misses.
-Culley fires a series of shots to the chest, but misses completely.
+Crazyfucker belts Culley with a volley of shots to the nose.
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+Crazyfucker lashes out with a nasty cross to the head.
-Culley tries to land a flurry of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
+Crazyfucker fires a pair of stiff shots to the temple.
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-Culley throws a jab to the jaw, but Crazyfucker ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crazyfucker landed 23 of 25 punches, and James Culley landed 11 of 76 punches.

Crazyfucker won the round 10-9

Crazyfucker is winning the fight 118-110


Crazyfucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Culley receives medical attention from his trainer.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: James Culley 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: James Culley 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 118-110


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: James Culley 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: James Culley 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: James Culley 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 117-112


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: James Culley 10-9
Round 2: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 3: James Culley 10-9
Round 4: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 5: James Culley 10-9
Round 6: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 7: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 8: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 9: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 10: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 11: Crazyfucker 10-9
Round 12: Crazyfucker 10-9

Total Score: Crazyfucker 117-111

Crazyfucker wins by decision!