Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\897520.htm on local disk...(Super-Heavyweight) ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. defeated Gilgoth The Great by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-114.Match Tuesday, July 02, 2013In this corner, standing 8 feet and 11 inches (272 centimeters) tall weighing in at 932 pounds (423 kilograms) is Gilgoth The Great!!
In this corner, standing 8 feet and 6 inches (259 centimeters) tall weighing in at 644 pounds (292 kilograms) is ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong.!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Gilgoth clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Wrong. is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Gilgoth launches a volley of punches to the temple, but Wrong. steps aside and laughs.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Gilgoth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wrong. clocks Gilgoth with a barrage of powerful punches to the ribs.
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-Gilgoth attempts a flurry of shots to the face, but Wrong. steps aside.
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-Wrong. attacks with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Gilgoth narrowly avoids it
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-Gilgoth throws a left uppercut to the temple, but Wrong. deftly avoits it.
-Wrong. paws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Wrong. annoys Gilgoth with a flurry of punches to the head.
-Gilgoth throws a series of right shots to the jaw, but Wrong. deftly avoits it.
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-Gilgoth paws a flurry of punches to the head, but Wrong. ducks.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Gilgoth hangs on until the referee separates them.
Wrong. tries to attack, but Gilgoth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Gilgoth The Great landed 2 of 24 punches, and ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. landed 11 of 26 punches.
Gilgoth The Great won the round 10-9
Gilgoth The Great is winning the fight 10-9
Gilgoth doesn't want to stop fighting!
Wrong. doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 2
Gilgoth clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Wrong. is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Gilgoth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Gilgoth attempts a volley of right shots to the nose, but misses.
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-Wrong. attempts a series of left punches to the face, but Gilgoth ducks.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Gilgoth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Gilgoth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Gilgoth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Gilgoth paws a right hook to the eye, but to no avail.
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+Wrong. fires a volley of light shots to the solar plexus.
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-Gilgoth probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Wrong. deftly avoits it.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Gilgoth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Gilgoth The Great landed 2 of 25 punches, and ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. landed 11 of 23 punches.
Gilgoth The Great won the round 10-9
Gilgoth The Great is winning the fight 20-18
Gilgoth doesn't want to stop fighting!
Wrong. doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 3
Gilgoth clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Wrong. is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Gilgoth probes with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Wrong. ducks just in time.
Wrong. tries to attack, but Gilgoth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Gilgoth probes with a pair of left blows to the face, but Wrong. quickly backs away.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Gilgoth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wrong. takes charge with a barrage of punches to the stomach!!
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-Wrong. throws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Gilgoth attempts a flurry of blows to the face, but comes up empty.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Gilgoth hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Gilgoth lunges with a series of punches to the temple, but Wrong. steps aside.
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+Wrong. hits with a barrage of punches to the face.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Gilgoth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wrong. attacks with a pair of punches to the mouth, but Gilgoth ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Gilgoth The Great landed 2 of 24 punches, and ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. landed 13 of 32 punches.
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. won the round 10-9
Gilgoth The Great is winning the fight 29-28
Gilgoth doesn't want to stop fighting!
Wrong. doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 4
Gilgoth clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Wrong. is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Wrong. shakes Gilgoth with a barrage of vicious punches to the head!
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+Wrong. annoys Gilgoth with a series of heavy punches to the mouth.
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-Gilgoth attempts a volley of right blows to the nose, but Wrong. leaps aside.
Wrong. tries to attack, but Gilgoth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Gilgoth hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Gilgoth paws a left right to the chin, but Wrong. stays away from it.
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-Wrong. lunges with a series of left punches to the face, but falls short.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Gilgoth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wrong. tries to land a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Gilgoth narrowly avoids it
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-Gilgoth attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Gilgoth The Great landed 2 of 23 punches, and ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. landed 13 of 31 punches.
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Gilgoth doesn't want to stop fighting!
Wrong. doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody mouth.
ROUND 5
Gilgoth comes out fighting.
Wrong. is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Wrong. pops Gilgoth with a flurry of wild punches to the nose.
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-Wrong. probes with a volley of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Wrong. smacks Gilgoth with a flurry of light punches to the eye. Gilgoth sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Gilgoth paws a flurry of right punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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+Wrong. annoys Gilgoth with a pair of shots to the nose.
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-Gilgoth probes with a sweeping right to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+Wrong. pokes Gilgoth with a flurry of shots to the temple.
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-Gilgoth attempts a volley of left shots to the temple, but loses his balance.
-Gilgoth attacks with a volley of punches to the face, but Wrong. beats a hasty retreat.
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+Wrong. pokes Gilgoth with a series of glancing punches to the stomach!!
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+Wrong. throws a furious jab to the eye. Gilgoth laughs!
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-Wrong. attacks with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Wrong. attempts a jab to the ribs, but Gilgoth takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Gilgoth The Great landed 3 of 23 punches, and ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. landed 32 of 48 punches.
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. won the round 10-9
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. is winning the fight 48-47
Gilgoth doesn't even want to rest!
Wrong. remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody mouth.
ROUND 6
Gilgoth comes out fighting.
Wrong. is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Wrong. charges with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Wrong. tries a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Gilgoth quickly backs away.
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-Gilgoth fires a series of left blows to the mouth, but Wrong. deftly avoits it.
-Wrong. attacks with a right jab to the chin, but misses.
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-Gilgoth launches a pair of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Wrong. annoys Gilgoth with a volley of vicious shots to the head.
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+Wrong. lands a volley of stinging blows to the temple!
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+Wrong. tags Gilgoth with a barrage of loud punches to the eye.
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+Wrong. strikes with a flurry of solid shots to the chin.
-Gilgoth probes with a series of left shots to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Gilgoth tries a pair of blows to the eye, but Wrong. covers himself well.
+Wrong. wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the jaw!
-Wrong. attacks with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Gilgoth leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Gilgoth The Great landed 3 of 24 punches, and ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. landed 24 of 50 punches.
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. won the round 10-9
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. is winning the fight 58-56
Gilgoth doesn't even want to rest!
Wrong. remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody mouth.
ROUND 7
Gilgoth comes out fighting.
Wrong. is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Wrong. probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Gilgoth ties him up.
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+Wrong. whacks Gilgoth with a volley of commanding shots to the chest.
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+Wrong. stuns Gilgoth with a volley of punches to the jaw. Gilgoth doesn't seem bothered.
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-Gilgoth attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Wrong. launches a flurry of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Wrong. lands a flurry of heavy punches to the eye. Gilgoth shakes his head to clear it.
-Wrong. charges with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Gilgoth ties him up.
-Wrong. lashes out with a cross to the head, but Gilgoth backs out of it.
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+Wrong. hits Gilgoth with a series of glancing punches to the temple.
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-Wrong. tries a pair of punches to the chin, but Gilgoth escapes.
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-Gilgoth throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but Wrong. deftly avoits it.
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-Gilgoth probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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-Gilgoth tries to land a pair of left blows to the jaw, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Gilgoth The Great landed 3 of 20 punches, and ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. landed 27 of 51 punches.
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. won the round 10-9
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. is winning the fight 68-65
Gilgoth doesn't even want to rest!
Wrong. grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody mouth.
ROUND 8
Gilgoth clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Wrong. is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Wrong. charges with a left cross to the face, but Gilgoth steps aside and laughs.
Wrong. tries to attack, but Gilgoth hangs on until the referee separates them.
Wrong. tries to attack, but Gilgoth hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wrong. backs up Gilgoth with a flurry of hard punches to the jaw.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Gilgoth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Gilgoth attacks with a right hook to the nose, but misses.
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-Gilgoth attempts a volley of right blows to the jaw, but Wrong. leaps aside.
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-Gilgoth lashes out with a flurry of shots to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Wrong. attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but goes wide.
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+Wrong. attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Wrong. throws a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Gilgoth blocks.
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-Gilgoth throws a series of punches to the head, but falls short.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Gilgoth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Gilgoth The Great landed 2 of 25 punches, and ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. landed 13 of 39 punches.
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. won the round 10-9
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. is winning the fight 78-74
Gilgoth doesn't even want to rest!
Wrong. grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody mouth.
ROUND 9
Gilgoth comes out fighting.
Wrong. is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Wrong. slams Gilgoth with a series of shots to the nose.
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-Gilgoth lashes out with a series of blows to the eye, but Wrong. ducks.
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-Gilgoth tries to land a series of left punches to the temple, but misses.
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-Wrong. throws a series of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Gilgoth probes with a flurry of shots to the mouth, but Wrong. beats a hasty retreat.
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-Wrong. fires a pair of punches to the chest, but Gilgoth hides behind his gloves.
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-Wrong. fires a pair of punches to the chin, but Gilgoth beats a hasty retreat.
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+Wrong. strikes with a pair of wild punches to the ribs!!
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+Wrong. takes charge with a barrage of punches to the head. Gilgoth doesn't notice.
-Gilgoth fires a volley of left shots to the jaw, but Wrong. beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Gilgoth The Great landed 3 of 24 punches, and ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. landed 17 of 32 punches.
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. won the round 10-9
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. is winning the fight 88-83
Gilgoth doesn't even want to rest!
Wrong. grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody mouth.
ROUND 10
Gilgoth comes out fighting.
Wrong. goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)
Gilgoth tries to attack, but Wrong. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Gilgoth tries to attack, but Wrong. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Gilgoth tries to attack, but Wrong. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Gilgoth tries to attack, but Wrong. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Gilgoth tries to attack, but Wrong. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Gilgoth throws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Wrong. covers himself well.
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Gilgoth tries to attack, but Wrong. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Gilgoth tries to attack, but Wrong. hangs on until the referee separates them.
Gilgoth tries to attack, but Wrong. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Gilgoth tries to attack, but Wrong. hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Gilgoth paws a pair of right shots to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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Gilgoth tries to attack, but Wrong. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Gilgoth The Great landed 4 of 24 punches, and ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. landed 4 of 9 punches.
Gilgoth The Great won the round 10-9
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. is winning the fight 97-93
Gilgoth doesn't even want to rest!
Wrong. grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody mouth.
ROUND 11
Gilgoth clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Wrong. goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Gilgoth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Gilgoth tries to attack, but Wrong. hangs on until the referee separates them.
Gilgoth tries to attack, but Wrong. hangs on until the referee separates them.
Gilgoth tries to attack, but Wrong. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wrong. falls into a clinch and hangs on. The referee warns him but he refuses to let go. The referee takes the round away from Wrong.!
Gilgoth tries to attack, but Wrong. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Gilgoth tries to attack, but Wrong. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Gilgoth hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Gilgoth paws a left hook to the mouth, but Wrong. leaps aside.
Gilgoth tries to attack, but Wrong. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Gilgoth tries to attack, but Wrong. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Gilgoth lashes out with a volley of blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
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Gilgoth tries to attack, but Wrong. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Gilgoth tries to attack, but Wrong. hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Gilgoth fires a volley of punches to the face, but misses completely.
Gilgoth tries to attack, but Wrong. hangs on until the referee separates them.
Gilgoth tries to attack, but Wrong. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Gilgoth attacks with a uppercut to the nose. Wrong. hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Gilgoth tries to land a barrage of shots to the chin, but Wrong. stays away from it.
Gilgoth tries to attack, but Wrong. hangs on until the referee separates them.
Gilgoth tries to attack, but Wrong. hangs on until the referee separates them.
Gilgoth tries to attack, but Wrong. hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Gilgoth The Great landed 6 of 55 punches, and ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. landed 3 of 8 punches.
Gilgoth The Great won the round 10-8
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. is winning the fight 105-103
Gilgoth doesn't even want to rest!
Wrong. grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody mouth.
ROUND 12
Gilgoth is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Wrong. is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Wrong. hits Gilgoth with a flurry of furious punches to the chin.
+Wrong. fires a volley of nice punches to the stomach.
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-Wrong. attempts a volley of left punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Gilgoth fires a flurry of crosses to the eye, but he's too slow.
+Wrong. lashes out with a barrage of loud punches to the face.
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-Wrong. attempts a sweeping right to the mouth, but Gilgoth takes it in the forearms.
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-Gilgoth attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but Wrong. blocks.
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+Wrong. tags Gilgoth with a pair of commanding punches to the chest.
-Gilgoth attempts a pair of right crosses to the chest, but misses.
-Gilgoth launches a flurry of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Wrong. attempts a uppercut to the face, but Gilgoth steps aside.
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-Wrong. charges with a series of left punches to the nose, but Gilgoth ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Gilgoth The Great landed 5 of 25 punches, and ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. landed 25 of 50 punches.
Gilgoth The Great won the round 10-9
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. is winning the fight 114-113
Gilgoth doesn't even want to rest!
Wrong. is slowing down. He has a bloody mouth.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Gilgoth The Great 10-9
Round 2: Gilgoth The Great 10-9
Round 3: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-9
Round 4: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-9
Round 5: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-9
Round 6: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-9
Round 7: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-9
Round 8: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-9
Round 9: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-9
Round 10: Gilgoth The Great 10-9
Round 11: Gilgoth The Great 10-8
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 115-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Gilgoth The Great 10-9
Round 2: Gilgoth The Great 10-9
Round 3: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-9
Round 4: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-9
Round 5: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-9
Round 6: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-9
Round 7: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-9
Round 8: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-9
Round 9: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-9
Round 10: Gilgoth The Great 10-9
Round 11: Gilgoth The Great 10-8
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 115-113
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Gilgoth The Great 10-9
Round 2: Gilgoth The Great 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-9
Round 5: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-9
Round 6: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-9
Round 7: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-9
Round 8: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-9
Round 9: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-9
Round 10: Gilgoth The Great 10-9
Round 11: Gilgoth The Great 10-8
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.
Total Score: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 115-114
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. wins by decision!
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