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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\885839.htm on local disk...(Super-Heavyweight) My Big Brother Joe defeated Human Growth Hormone by knockout (KO) in round 8.Match Saturday, March 30, 2013In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 798 pounds (362 kilograms) is My Big Brother Joe!!
In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 440 pounds (200 kilograms) is Human Growth Hormone!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
My Big Brother Joe throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hormone is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Hormone whacks My Big Brother Joe with a barrage of furious punches to the chin!!
+Hormone hits with a volley of light punches to the chin!
+Hormone rocks My Big Brother Joe with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Hormone fires a left to the temple.
-Hormone probes with a series of left punches to the temple, but misses completely.
+My Big Brother Joe annoys Hormone with a pair of blows to the eye.
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-My Big Brother Joe attempts a pair of right roundhouses to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-Hormone lunges with a left sweeping right to the mouth, but My Big Brother Joe ducks just in time.
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+Hormone strikes with a series of off balance punches to the face! My Big Brother Joe covers up.
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-My Big Brother Joe attempts a pair of punches to the face, but Hormone steps aside.
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+My Big Brother Joe hammers Hormone with a flurry of vicious punches to the face.
-My Big Brother Joe paws a volley of roundhouses to the mouth, but Hormone quickly backs away.
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+My Big Brother Joe catches Hormone with a volley of hard uppercuts to the nose. Hormone laughs!
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+Hormone attacks with a volley of punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
My Big Brother Joe landed 16 of 39 punches, and Human Growth Hormone landed 29 of 40 punches.
Human Growth Hormone won the round 10-9
Human Growth Hormone is winning the fight 10-9
My Big Brother Joe doesn't want to stop fighting!
Hormone doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
My Big Brother Joe throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hormone is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Hormone solidly lands a nasty jab to the nose.
+Hormone tosses a barrage of glancing punches to the chin. My Big Brother Joe ignores it.
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-Hormone throws a right jab to the chin, but My Big Brother Joe ducks.
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-Hormone tries to land a barrage of right punches to the nose, but My Big Brother Joe covers himself well.
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-My Big Brother Joe paws a flurry of roundhouses to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+My Big Brother Joe wallops Hormone with a strong shot to the head.
+Hormone punches My Big Brother Joe with a series of heavy punches to the face!
+My Big Brother Joe rocks Hormone with a barrage of commanding crosses to the temple.
-My Big Brother Joe probes with a barrage of right hooks to the mouth, but Hormone covers himself well.
-My Big Brother Joe probes with a flurry of blows to the head, but Hormone ties him up.
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+Hormone lands a pair of heavy punches to the head.
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-My Big Brother Joe lashes out with a volley of right punches to the nose, but Hormone leaps aside.
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+Hormone stuns My Big Brother Joe with a series of punches to the nose!
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+Hormone solidly lands a series of nasty punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
My Big Brother Joe landed 17 of 40 punches, and Human Growth Hormone landed 25 of 39 punches.
Human Growth Hormone won the round 10-9
Human Growth Hormone is winning the fight 20-18
My Big Brother Joe doesn't even want to rest!
Hormone doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
My Big Brother Joe throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hormone is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Hormone probes with a pair of punches to the head, but My Big Brother Joe ties him up.
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+Hormone grazes My Big Brother Joe with a pair of shots to the nose. My Big Brother Joe sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+My Big Brother Joe solidly lands a pair of wild shots to the eye.
+My Big Brother Joe hits with a barrage of uppercuts to the head.
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+Hormone fires a volley of quick punches to the face. My Big Brother Joe gets mad!
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-My Big Brother Joe tries to land a volley of left punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Hormone attacks with a pair of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+My Big Brother Joe strikes with a barrage of commanding blows to the mouth.
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+Hormone clocks My Big Brother Joe with a barrage of wild punches to the temple.
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-My Big Brother Joe attempts a volley of roundhouses to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-My Big Brother Joe lashes out with a barrage of blows to the temple, but Hormone escapes.
-Hormone launches a pair of left punches to the chin, but My Big Brother Joe ducks.
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-My Big Brother Joe attempts a right shot to the mouth, but Hormone narrowly avoids it
+Hormone grazes My Big Brother Joe with a flurry of vicious punches to the chin. My Big Brother Joe gets mad!
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+Hormone drills My Big Brother Joe with a volley of light punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
My Big Brother Joe landed 18 of 39 punches, and Human Growth Hormone landed 25 of 40 punches.
Human Growth Hormone won the round 10-9
Human Growth Hormone is winning the fight 30-27
My Big Brother Joe doesn't even want to rest!
Hormone remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
My Big Brother Joe throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hormone is using the ring. (using the ring)
+My Big Brother Joe tattoos Hormone with a flurry of roundhouses to the head. Hormone sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+My Big Brother Joe punches Hormone with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Hormone pops My Big Brother Joe with a volley of wild blows to the face. My Big Brother Joe hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Hormone jars My Big Brother Joe with a right to the jaw.
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-My Big Brother Joe probes with a right left to the head, but goes wide.
-Hormone attempts a left roundhouse to the mouth, but goes wide.
+Hormone backs up My Big Brother Joe with a series of punches to the head!
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-My Big Brother Joe lunges with a volley of punches to the nose, but Hormone backs out of it.
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-My Big Brother Joe throws a volley of hooks to the eye, but Hormone deftly avoits it.
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-Hormone attempts a volley of right punches to the jaw, but My Big Brother Joe steps aside.
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-Hormone tries to land a pair of right punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Hormone tags My Big Brother Joe with a flurry of punches to the face!
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+My Big Brother Joe pops Hormone with a volley of quick blows to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
My Big Brother Joe landed 18 of 44 punches, and Human Growth Hormone landed 24 of 41 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Human Growth Hormone is winning the fight 40-37
My Big Brother Joe doesn't even want to rest!
Hormone grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
My Big Brother Joe throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hormone is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Hormone attempts a series of shots to the mouth, but fails to score.
-Hormone attacks with a barrage of blows to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+My Big Brother Joe solidly lands a right to the temple. Hormone ignores it.
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-Hormone charges with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
-My Big Brother Joe fires a volley of right hooks to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Hormone annoys My Big Brother Joe with a volley of punches to the jaw. My Big Brother Joe asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-My Big Brother Joe probes with a series of left roundhouses to the mouth, but Hormone leaps aside.
+Hormone takes charge with a solid blow to the mouth.
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-Hormone fires a pair of punches to the nose, but My Big Brother Joe ducks.
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+My Big Brother Joe lashes out with a flurry of roundhouses to the mouth!
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+Hormone hits My Big Brother Joe with a pair of nasty hooks to the temple.
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-My Big Brother Joe throws a pair of left punches to the chin, but misses.
+My Big Brother Joe shakes Hormone with a vicious blow to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
My Big Brother Joe landed 19 of 39 punches, and Human Growth Hormone landed 19 of 43 punches.
My Big Brother Joe won the round 10-9
Human Growth Hormone is winning the fight 49-47
My Big Brother Joe remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hormone grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 6
My Big Brother Joe throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hormone is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Hormone tries a volley of punches to the jaw, but My Big Brother Joe backs out of it.
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+Hormone throws a jab to the face.
+My Big Brother Joe tags Hormone with a series of nasty blows to the face.
My Big Brother Joe lands a well placed uppercut and Hormone's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Hormone struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-My Big Brother Joe probes with a barrage of left roundhouses to the face, but only hits air.
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+My Big Brother Joe takes charge with a flurry of crosses to the jaw.
+Hormone hurts My Big Brother Joe with a flurry of wild punches to the jaw.
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-Hormone probes with a straight right to the nose, but fails to score.
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+My Big Brother Joe pummels Hormone with a pair of nice crosses to the eye!
+My Big Brother Joe strikes with a volley of off balance uppercuts to the jaw.
-Hormone attempts a left to the temple, but My Big Brother Joe escapes.
-My Big Brother Joe charges with a barrage of roundhouses to the nose, but to no avail.
-Hormone throws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but My Big Brother Joe ducks.
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-Hormone tries to land a flurry of punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Hormone charges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but My Big Brother Joe steps aside.
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+Hormone lashes out with a series of punches to the mouth.
+My Big Brother Joe lands a series of stiff punches to the temple.
-My Big Brother Joe probes with a barrage of left hooks to the nose, but Hormone escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
My Big Brother Joe landed 21 of 39 punches, and Human Growth Hormone landed 10 of 38 punches.
My Big Brother Joe won the round 10-8
This fight is too close to call.
My Big Brother Joe remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hormone is obviously tired. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 7
My Big Brother Joe throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hormone is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Hormone lunges with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-My Big Brother Joe lunges with a volley of right roundhouses to the eye, but falls short.
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-My Big Brother Joe probes with a flurry of left roundhouses to the eye, but Hormone covers himself well.
+My Big Brother Joe punches Hormone with a series of mean shots to the mouth.
My Big Brother Joe lands a devestating right blow to the temple and Hormone is knocked off his feet!!
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Hormone struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Hormone charges with a series of uppercuts to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Hormone lashes out with a volley of punches to the jaw, but My Big Brother Joe blocks.
-Hormone throws a pair of punches to the face, but My Big Brother Joe narrowly avoids it
+My Big Brother Joe wallops Hormone with a pair of furious hooks to the chin.
My Big Brother Joe lands a quick hook and Hormone lands flat on his back!!
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Hormone struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+My Big Brother Joe throws a volley of wild punches to the face.
+My Big Brother Joe grazes Hormone with a volley of quick punches to the jaw. Hormone covers up.
+My Big Brother Joe staggers Hormone with a flurry of painful shots to the jaw.
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+Hormone tosses a pair of punches to the head.
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-My Big Brother Joe tries a volley of right blows to the jaw, but is ineffective.
-Hormone throws a volley of crosses to the eye, but comes up empty.
+Hormone pummels My Big Brother Joe with a volley of furious punches to the temple!
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+Hormone punches My Big Brother Joe with a flurry of mean punches to the mouth!
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-Hormone tries a pair of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-My Big Brother Joe charges with a pair of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
+My Big Brother Joe throws a pair of hooks to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
My Big Brother Joe landed 21 of 40 punches, and Human Growth Hormone landed 5 of 41 punches.
My Big Brother Joe won the round 10-7
My Big Brother Joe is winning the fight 67-64
My Big Brother Joe remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hormone is slowing down. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 8
My Big Brother Joe throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Hormone is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+My Big Brother Joe fires a pair of strong shots to the temple.
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-Hormone tries to land a barrage of left punches to the temple, but My Big Brother Joe ties him up.
-My Big Brother Joe launches a pair of right crosses to the mouth, but Hormone takes it in the forearms.
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-Hormone attempts a flurry of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
+My Big Brother Joe catches Hormone with a series of powerful uppercuts to the eye!!
+My Big Brother Joe throws a volley of painful shots to the chin.
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+My Big Brother Joe thumps Hormone with a volley of punches to the nose.
My Big Brother Joe lands a resounding right blow to the temple and Hormone's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Hormone struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+My Big Brother Joe hits with a flurry of roundhouses to the face! Hormone seems wobbly!
My Big Brother Joe lands a crashing uppercut and Hormone's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Hormone struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+My Big Brother Joe catches Hormone with a volley of quick shots to the temple.
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-Hormone throws a volley of right punches to the head, but is ineffective.
+Hormone slams My Big Brother Joe with a barrage of quick punches to the head.
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+My Big Brother Joe throws a barrage of nice punches to the chin.
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-Hormone tries a flurry of punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
-My Big Brother Joe probes with a pair of right punches to the head, but Hormone backs out of it.
+My Big Brother Joe lands a flurry of punches to the eye! Hormone beats a hasty retreat.
My Big Brother Joe lands a slow motion punch in the nose and Hormone is knocked out of the ring!!
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He's Out!
My Big Brother Joe wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
My Big Brother Joe remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Hormone looks exhausted. He has cut above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 2: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 3: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 4: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 5: My Big Brother Joe 10-9
Round 6: My Big Brother Joe 10-8
Round 7: My Big Brother Joe 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 2: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: My Big Brother Joe 10-9
Round 5: My Big Brother Joe 10-9
Round 6: My Big Brother Joe 10-8
Round 7: My Big Brother Joe 10-7
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 2: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 3: Human Growth Hormone 10-9
Round 4: My Big Brother Joe 10-9
Round 5: My Big Brother Joe 10-9
Round 6: My Big Brother Joe 10-8
Round 7: My Big Brother Joe 10-7
My Big Brother Joe wins by a knockout!
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