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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\884928.htm on local disk...(Toughman) ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. defeated Horatio Spiffo by knockout (KO) in round 4.Match Friday, March 22, 2013In this corner, standing 8 feet and 6 inches (259 centimeters) tall weighing in at 618 pounds (280 kilograms) is ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong.!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 237 pounds (108 kilograms) is Horatio Spiffo!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Wrong. stays outside and uses his jab.
Spiffo clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Wrong. wakes up the fans with a volley of powerful punches to the chin!
+Wrong. throws a flurry of off balance punches to the head.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Spiffo hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wrong. tags Spiffo with a barrage of off balance punches to the eye.
+Wrong. pokes Spiffo with a flurry of glancing punches to the jaw.
Wrong. lands a decisive blow to the head and Spiffo goes over backwards!!
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Spiffo struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Spiffo tattoos Wrong. with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Wrong. annoys Spiffo with a flurry of commanding punches to the mouth. Spiffo shakes his head to clear it.
+Spiffo attacks with a volley of glancing shots to the eye.
+Spiffo throws a loud cross to the eye.
Wrong. tries to attack, but Spiffo hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wrong. lands a volley of punches to the temple.
-Spiffo throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but Wrong. ties him up.
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+Wrong. lands a series of punches to the jaw!! Spiffo sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Wrong. stuns Spiffo with a sweeping right to the chin.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Spiffo hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Spiffo annoys Wrong. with a volley of hard punches to the face.
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+Wrong. fires a straight right to the eye. Spiffo beats a hasty retreat.
Wrong. lands a ferocious hook and Spiffo is knocked down!!
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Spiffo struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Spiffo hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Spiffo tries a flurry of left shots to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Wrong. fires a series of stiff shots to the temple. Spiffo doesn't notice.
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+Wrong. whacks Spiffo with a volley of punches to the eye. Spiffo sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. landed 41 of 41 punches, and Horatio Spiffo landed 12 of 34 punches.
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. won the round 10-7
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. is winning the fight 10-7
Wrong. doesn't even want to rest!
Spiffo doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Wrong. stays outside and uses his jab.
Spiffo clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Wrong. jars Spiffo with a volley of loud punches to the temple.
Wrong. tries to attack, but Spiffo hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wrong. pops Spiffo with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Wrong. annoys Spiffo with a nice roundhouse to the temple!
Wrong. lands a quick blow to the temple and Spiffo lands flat on his back!!
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Spiffo struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Spiffo probes with a pair of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
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+Wrong. catches Spiffo with a loud jab to the head.
+Spiffo throws a loud uppercut to the chest.
-Spiffo attempts a series of shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Spiffo hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wrong. throws a light right to the face.
Wrong. tries to attack, but Spiffo hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Spiffo backs up Wrong. with a pair of shots to the jaw.
+Wrong. whacks Spiffo with a flurry of loud punches to the chin.
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+Wrong. smashes Spiffo with a solid hook to the mouth.
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+Wrong. wakes up the fans with a flurry of furious punches to the chin.
+Wrong. tosses a barrage of mean blows to the temple.
Wrong. lands a mighty blow to the temple and Spiffo hurtles to the canvas!!
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Spiffo struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Wrong. suprises Spiffo with a volley of painful punches to the face. Spiffo falls against the ropes!
-Spiffo tries to land a series of left shots to the temple, but Wrong. blocks.
-Spiffo fires a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Wrong. backs out of it.
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+Spiffo hits with a barrage of strong punches to the solar plexus.
+Wrong. wakes up the fans with a volley of hard punches to the mouth.
+Spiffo slams Wrong. with a strong hook to the temple!!
Wrong. tries to attack, but Spiffo hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. landed 41 of 44 punches, and Horatio Spiffo landed 11 of 29 punches.
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. won the round 10-7
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. is winning the fight 20-14
Wrong. remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Spiffo grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the left eye.
ROUND 3
Wrong. stays outside and uses his jab.
Spiffo clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Spiffo thumps Wrong. with a flurry of shots to the nose. Wrong. ignores it.
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-Spiffo attacks with a volley of blows to the mouth, but fails to score.
+Spiffo lands a barrage of punches to the mouth! Wrong. is hurt!
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+Wrong. throws a pair of loud punches to the face.
Wrong. lands a slow motion right blow to the head and Spiffo's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Spiffo struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Wrong. tries to attack, but Spiffo hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Spiffo hangs on until the referee separates them.
Wrong. tries to attack, but Spiffo hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wrong. annoys Spiffo with a nice uppercut to the head!!
Wrong. lands a cruel left blow to the temple and Spiffo falls senseless!!
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Spiffo struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Wrong. hurts Spiffo with a glancing jab to the temple. Spiffo falls against the ropes!
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+Wrong. backs up Spiffo with a pair of punches to the head.
+Wrong. attacks with a vicious right to the eye!
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+Wrong. whacks Spiffo with a pair of punches to the head.
+Wrong. smashes Spiffo with a barrage of wild punches to the nose.
+Spiffo attacks with a volley of loud shots to the temple.
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+Wrong. smashes Spiffo with a right to the temple!! Spiffo hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Spiffo hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Spiffo paws a series of right punches to the chin, but Wrong. steps aside and laughs.
-Spiffo attempts a volley of right punches to the chin, but Wrong. deftly avoits it.
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-Spiffo attempts a volley of blows to the temple, but Wrong. deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. landed 39 of 44 punches, and Horatio Spiffo landed 9 of 34 punches.
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. won the round 10-7
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. is winning the fight 30-21
Wrong. grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Spiffo is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 4
Wrong. stays outside and uses his jab.
Spiffo clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Wrong. jolts Spiffo with a barrage of blows to the eye!
Wrong. lands a mighty smash to the jaw and Spiffo is knocked down!!
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He's Out!
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Wrong. grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Spiffo looks exhausted. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.
The doctor won't let Horatio Spiffo continue the fight! ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-7
Round 2: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-7
Round 3: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-7
Round 2: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-7
Round 3: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-7
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-7
Round 2: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-7
Round 3: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-7
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. wins by a knockout!
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