Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\872155.htm on local disk...(2012 Commmissioner's Invitational Tournament) Purple Handed Pants Pisser defeated SrA Grey by knockout (KO) in round 5.Match Tuesday, January 08, 2013In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 211 pounds (96 kilograms) is SrA Grey!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 239 pounds (108 kilograms) is Purple Handed Pants Pisser!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Sra Grey is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Pisser fights inside. (inside)
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+Pisser hurts Sra Grey with a volley of punches to the ribs. Sra Grey ignores it.
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-Pisser charges with a series of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Sra Grey throws a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Sra Grey tags Pisser with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Sra Grey hurts Pisser with a volley of furious punches to the stomach.
+Pisser whacks Sra Grey with a barrage of blows to the chest. Sra Grey grimaces in pain.
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+Sra Grey catches Pisser with a barrage of hard punches to the chin.
+Sra Grey belts Pisser with a barrage of solid punches to the chin.
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-Pisser attempts a volley of blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Pisser hits with a series of shots to the ribs.
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-Pisser attempts a left hook to the chest, but misses completely.
-Pisser throws a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Sra Grey steps aside and laughs.
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+Sra Grey wallops Pisser with a volley of strong shots to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SrA Grey landed 30 of 30 punches, and Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 15 of 40 punches.
SrA Grey won the round 10-9
SrA Grey is winning the fight 10-9
Sra Grey doesn't want to stop fighting!
Pisser doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Sra Grey is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Pisser fights inside. (inside)
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-Pisser probes with a volley of right shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Pisser belts Sra Grey with a pair of stinging shots to the stomach.
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+Pisser tattoos Sra Grey with a volley of stinging shots to the ribs.
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+Sra Grey hits with a pair of glancing punches to the mouth.
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+Sra Grey attacks with a series of stinging punches to the chin.
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-Pisser tries to land a series of right punches to the chest, but Sra Grey backs out of it.
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-Pisser fires a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Sra Grey hides behind his gloves.
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-Pisser paws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Sra Grey backs out of it.
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+Sra Grey nails Pisser with a flurry of commanding punches to the temple. Pisser sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Sra Grey hits with a pair of punches to the eye. Pisser asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Sra Grey pounds Pisser with a stiff jab to the chin!
+Sra Grey backs up Pisser with a pair of punches to the head. Pisser is hurt!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SrA Grey landed 32 of 32 punches, and Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 11 of 39 punches.
SrA Grey won the round 10-9
SrA Grey is winning the fight 20-18
Sra Grey doesn't even want to rest!
Pisser doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Sra Grey is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Pisser fights inside. (inside)
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+Sra Grey smashes Pisser with a right to the head.
-Pisser launches a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Sra Grey throws a volley of nasty punches to the head.
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+Sra Grey attacks with a pair of hard punches to the ribs.
-Pisser attempts a jab to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Sra Grey tags Pisser with a right to the ribs.
-Pisser launches a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Sra Grey blocks.
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+Sra Grey grazes Pisser with a pair of off balance punches to the jaw!
+Pisser tattoos Sra Grey with a series of wild blows to the solar plexus. Sra Grey shakes his head to clear it.
+Sra Grey fires a volley of punches to the jaw!
-Pisser fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Sra Grey slams Pisser with a jab to the solar plexus. Pisser hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Pisser probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Sra Grey connects with Pisser with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Sra Grey belts Pisser with a volley of punches to the stomach. Pisser shakes his head to clear it.
+Pisser clocks Sra Grey with a series of stiff shots to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SrA Grey landed 37 of 41 punches, and Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 14 of 40 punches.
SrA Grey won the round 10-9
SrA Grey is winning the fight 30-27
Sra Grey remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Pisser doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Sra Grey is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Pisser fights inside. (inside)
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-Pisser probes with a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Sra Grey strikes with a series of heavy punches to the temple. Pisser ignores it.
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+Pisser thumps Sra Grey with a series of punches to the stomach. Sra Grey beats a hasty retreat.
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-Pisser lunges with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Sra Grey steps aside and laughs.
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+Pisser smashes Sra Grey with a pair of furious shots to the ribs.
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-Pisser attacks with a pair of shots to the chest, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
SrA Grey landed 8 of 8 punches, and Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 15 of 43 punches.
Purple Handed Pants Pisser won the round 10-9
SrA Grey is winning the fight 39-37
Sra Grey remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Pisser doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Sra Grey is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Pisser throws everything he's got! (all-out)
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+Pisser hits with a barrage of uppercuts to the chin.
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+Pisser annoys Sra Grey with a series of off balance uppercuts to the eye.
Pisser lands a bone crushing left punch in the nose and Sra Grey is knocked down!!
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Sra Grey struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Pisser shakes Sra Grey with a pair of painful crosses to the chin. Sra Grey asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Sra Grey stuns Pisser with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Sra Grey smashes Pisser with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Sra Grey hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus! Pisser seems wobbly!
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+Sra Grey annoys Pisser with a flurry of solid punches to the ribs!! Pisser asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Sra Grey connects with a flurry of punches to the nose!
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-Pisser charges with a flurry of left hooks to the nose, but Sra Grey narrowly avoids it
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-Pisser paws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but misses.
+Pisser whacks Sra Grey with a hook to the temple.
Pisser lands a devestating left haymaker and Sra Grey staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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He's Out!
Purple Handed Pants Pisser wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Sra Grey is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye.
Pisser doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: SrA Grey 10-9
Round 2: SrA Grey 10-9
Round 3: SrA Grey 10-9
Round 4: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: SrA Grey 10-9
Round 2: SrA Grey 10-9
Round 3: SrA Grey 10-9
Round 4: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: SrA Grey 10-9
Round 2: SrA Grey 10-9
Round 3: SrA Grey 10-9
Round 4: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Purple Handed Pants Pisser wins by a knockout!
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