Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\871831.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) The Slouth and WTF Coffeeguzzler fought to a unanimous decision draw: 114-114, 114-114, 114-114.Match Saturday, January 12, 2013In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 249 pounds (113 kilograms) is The Slouth!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 274 pounds (124 kilograms) is WTF Coffeeguzzler!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Slouth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Slouth hits with a jab to the face. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
-Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
+Coffeeguzzler backs up Slouth with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
+Slouth hits with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler pokes Slouth with a series of off balance punches to the eye.
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-Slouth charges with a series of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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+Slouth staggers Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler jolts Slouth with a jab to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler clocks Slouth with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw. Slouth doesn't notice.
-Slouth attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers Slouth with a pair of commanding punches to the temple!! Slouth falls against the ropes!
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+Slouth attacks with a flurry of furious punches to the temple.
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-Slouth attacks with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler takes it in the forearms.
+Coffeeguzzler pops Slouth with a volley of punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of quick punches to the mouth.
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-Slouth throws a left cross to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside.
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+Slouth wallops Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of loud punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a pair of quick punches to the ribs!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slouth landed 28 of 46 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 41 of 52 punches.
WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9
Slouth doesn't want to stop fighting!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Slouth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Slouth lunges with a series of left punches to the jaw, but Coffeeguzzler backs out of it.
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-Slouth attempts a series of blows to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of left punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of punches to the jaw. Slouth gets mad!
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers Slouth with a pair of mean punches to the mouth.
-Slouth fires a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but misses.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of loud punches to the nose.
-Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
+Slouth fires a flurry of wild punches to the eye. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a volley of loud punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler thumps Slouth with a series of punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler hits Slouth with a volley of powerful punches to the temple.
+Slouth lands a barrage of hard punches to the nose. Coffeeguzzler doesn't seem bothered.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Slouth with a volley of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Slouth solidly lands a vicious left to the temple.
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+Slouth connects with a series of punches to the eye!! Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Slouth escapes.
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+Slouth fires a pair of light punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler hits Slouth with a loud jab to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slouth landed 25 of 45 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 39 of 49 punches.
WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-18
Slouth doesn't want to stop fighting!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Slouth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Slouth probes with a jab to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Slouth annoys Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler scores with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Slouth with a series of solid punches to the face.
+Slouth attacks with a barrage of vicious punches to the nose.
+Slouth pummels Coffeeguzzler with a jab to the chin. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Slouth attacks with a series of punches to the nose.
-Slouth throws a volley of left punches to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside and laughs.
+Slouth attacks with a flurry of powerful punches to the chin.
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+Slouth hits with a barrage of punches to the face. Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a hard jab to the chin!
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a roundhouse to the jaw!! Slouth quickly recovers.
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-Slouth tries to land a pair of punches to the head, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Slouth steps aside and laughs.
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+Slouth tosses a series of punches to the eye. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Slouth tags Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the head. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Slouth lunges with a volley of right punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
+Coffeeguzzler staggers Slouth with a pair of punches to the mouth! Slouth laughs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slouth landed 53 of 66 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 40 of 58 punches.
The Slouth won the round 10-9
WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 29-28
Slouth doesn't even want to rest!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Slouth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Coffeeguzzler jars Slouth with a series of furious shots to the nose. Slouth backpedals to his own corner.
+Slouth pummels Coffeeguzzler with a sweeping right to the ribs.
+Slouth slams Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of vicious punches to the solar plexus! Coffeeguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a flurry of hard punches to the face. Slouth asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Slouth annoys Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of glancing punches to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler doesn't seem bothered.
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-Slouth attempts a series of blows to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside and laughs.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a series of left punches to the eye, but Slouth covers himself well.
+Coffeeguzzler hammers Slouth with a volley of loud punches to the nose!
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+Coffeeguzzler jars Slouth with a barrage of wild punches to the chin. Slouth sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Coffeeguzzler jolts Slouth with a pair of nice punches to the nose. Slouth gets mad!
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but Slouth escapes.
+Coffeeguzzler hits Slouth with a pair of quick punches to the ribs.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Slouth escapes.
-Slouth fires a flurry of punches to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
+Coffeeguzzler belts Slouth with a volley of shots to the temple. Slouth is hurt!
-Slouth probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
-Slouth paws a pair of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes Slouth with a volley of punches to the chin.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a series of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Coffeeguzzler backs up Slouth with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Slouth tosses a flurry of wild punches to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler laughs!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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+Slouth catches Coffeeguzzler with a volley of hard punches to the solar plexus.
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a volley of punches to the face, but misses completely.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slouth landed 28 of 48 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 49 of 65 punches.
WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 39-37
Slouth doesn't even want to rest!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Slouth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Slouth lashes out with a right straight right to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Coffeeguzzler catches Slouth with a flurry of solid punches to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler smacks Slouth with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler wallops Slouth with a barrage of solid punches to the mouth! Slouth asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Slouth smacks Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but Slouth hides behind his gloves.
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+Coffeeguzzler pounds Slouth with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Slouth wakes up the fans with a cross to the face.
+Slouth tosses a series of stiff shots to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Slouth paws a volley of blows to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Slouth belts Coffeeguzzler with a straight right to the jaw.
+Slouth throws a flurry of powerful punches to the chin.
+ The fighters swap blows to the temple.
+Slouth wallops Coffeeguzzler with a volley of nasty punches to the jaw.
-Slouth probes with a series of left punches to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a series of right punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
+Slouth lashes out with a series of painful punches to the jaw.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a flurry of punches to the nose, but Slouth steps aside.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a flurry of mean punches to the face.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
-Slouth attempts a left to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Slouth fires a barrage of punches to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside and laughs.
+Slouth annoys Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the face. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
+Coffeeguzzler catches Slouth with a volley of powerful punches to the chin! Slouth laughs!
+Coffeeguzzler belts Slouth with a flurry of painful punches to the face.
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+Slouth lands a flurry of quick blows to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler backs up Slouth with a jab to the chin.
+Slouth tags Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the temple. Coffeeguzzler grimaces in pain.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slouth landed 43 of 71 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 33 of 57 punches.
The Slouth won the round 10-9
WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 48-47
Slouth doesn't even want to rest!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Slouth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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+Slouth smashes Coffeeguzzler with a pair of quick punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a painful roundhouse to the stomach.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a flurry of punches to the temple, but Slouth quickly backs away.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of punches to the chest, but Slouth blocks.
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+Slouth suprises Coffeeguzzler with a series of painful punches to the chest. Coffeeguzzler falls against the ropes!
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Slouth with a volley of mean punches to the chin!!
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of right punches to the chin, but falls short.
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+Slouth smashes Coffeeguzzler with a sweeping right to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of punches to the eye.
-Slouth attempts a pair of left punches to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Slouth with a hard straight right to the temple.
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Slouth escapes.
-Slouth charges with a series of punches to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler deftly avoits it.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but falls short.
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+Slouth drills Coffeeguzzler with a pair of stiff punches to the stomach.
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+Slouth punches Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
+Coffeeguzzler stuns Slouth with a mean jab to the ribs.
-Slouth attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a series of punches to the head, but Slouth beats a hasty retreat.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a jab to the head.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of left blows to the jaw, but Slouth ducks.
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a barrage of solid punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler scores with a volley of hard punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler smashes Slouth with a series of painful punches to the chest.
BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slouth landed 31 of 44 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 54 of 90 punches.
WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 58-56
Slouth doesn't even want to rest!
Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Slouth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a right jab to the chest, but Slouth leaps aside.
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a pair of punches to the temple, but Slouth takes it in the forearms.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus.
+Slouth pops Coffeeguzzler with a pair of painful punches to the jaw.
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+Slouth hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
-Coffeeguzzler launches a series of punches to the head, but Slouth quickly backs away.
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+Slouth lashes out with a barrage of loud punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
+Slouth hits Coffeeguzzler with a straight right to the head.
+Slouth belts Coffeeguzzler with a commanding jab to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler falls against the ropes!
+Coffeeguzzler thumps Slouth with a volley of punches to the stomach!
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+Slouth slams Coffeeguzzler with a volley of painful punches to the jaw!!
+Slouth nails Coffeeguzzler with a pair of hard blows to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler laughs!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
+Slouth solidly lands a volley of loud punches to the chin.
-Slouth tries a jab to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside.
+Coffeeguzzler rocks Slouth with a volley of punches to the head.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a right jab to the head, but Slouth ties him up.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a flurry of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a volley of heavy punches to the mouth. Slouth doesn't notice.
+Coffeeguzzler stuns Slouth with a volley of nice punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler smacks Slouth with a flurry of punches to the nose.
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a volley of left punches to the nose, but Slouth ties him up.
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+Coffeeguzzler grazes Slouth with a jab to the temple.
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-Slouth launches a series of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Slouth attempts a flurry of left punches to the face, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
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+Coffeeguzzler pokes Slouth with a flurry of commanding punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of powerful punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Slouth with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Slouth asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Coffeeguzzler backs up Slouth with a flurry of mean punches to the stomach. Slouth retreats to the far corner.
BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slouth landed 50 of 71 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 49 of 83 punches.
The Slouth won the round 10-9
WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 67-66
Slouth doesn't even want to rest!
Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Slouth moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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+Slouth suprises Coffeeguzzler with a volley of vicious punches to the head!
+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of hard punches to the head!
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Slouth backs out of it.
-Slouth fires a pair of left punches to the nose, but fails to score.
-Slouth attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
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+Slouth pounds Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of wild punches to the face. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Slouth hits Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the head, but misses completely.
+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Slouth with a wild straight right to the mouth.
+Slouth lands a series of strong punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a volley of furious punches to the nose!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
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+Slouth lands a jab to the solar plexus.
-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a jab to the mouth, but Slouth ducks just in time.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a flurry of left shots to the temple, but Slouth takes it in the forearms.
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a jab to the solar plexus, but Slouth escapes.
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Slouth with a pair of mean punches to the nose.
+Slouth fires a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Slouth punches Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the chin.
+Slouth pummels Coffeeguzzler with a hook to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler thumps Slouth with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of punches to the chest.
+Slouth annoys Coffeeguzzler with a series of glancing punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a pair of nice punches to the head. Slouth covers up.
+Slouth hits with a volley of wild punches to the ribs!
+Slouth connects with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slouth landed 62 of 84 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 58 of 91 punches.
The Slouth won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Slouth remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Slouth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a volley of loud punches to the nose.
+Slouth drills Coffeeguzzler with a pair of glancing punches to the temple.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of punches to the head, but Slouth deftly avoits it.
+Slouth wallops Coffeeguzzler with a furious jab to the face.
+Slouth fires a barrage of punches to the jaw!
+Coffeeguzzler grazes Slouth with a sweeping right to the mouth. Slouth sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Slouth attempts a series of punches to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside.
+Coffeeguzzler pounds Slouth with a barrage of nice punches to the temple!
-Coffeeguzzler launches a flurry of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a right straight right to the temple, but Slouth narrowly avoids it
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+Coffeeguzzler jolts Slouth with a barrage of furious blows to the mouth.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Slouth attempts a pair of shots to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler deftly avoits it.
+Coffeeguzzler clocks Slouth with a pair of shots to the head.
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-Slouth paws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Slouth takes charge with a flurry of nasty punches to the eye.
-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a right sweeping right to the eye, but Slouth takes it in the forearms.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Slouth with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler rocks Slouth with a volley of mean punches to the mouth.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Slouth ties him up.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a series of painful punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Slouth with a jab to the ribs. Slouth shakes his head to clear it.
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+Coffeeguzzler pummels Slouth with a pair of punches to the face. Slouth shakes his head to clear it.
+Coffeeguzzler hammers Slouth with a pair of painful punches to the chest.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slouth landed 30 of 46 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 55 of 97 punches.
WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 86-85
Slouth remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
Slouth moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Slouth throws a volley of left punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Coffeeguzzler pops Slouth with a volley of punches to the chin.
+Slouth fires a series of hard punches to the nose. Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Slouth staggers Coffeeguzzler with a pair of furious punches to the face. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
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+Slouth throws a sweeping right to the ribs.
-Slouth throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a right roundhouse to the temple, but Slouth escapes.
+Slouth staggers Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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-Slouth paws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler covers himself well.
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+Slouth annoys Coffeeguzzler with a vicious jab to the chest. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Slouth grazes Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of furious punches to the chest.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
-Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of right punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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-Slouth fires a series of punches to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
+Slouth belts Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Slouth attempts a pair of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of off balance punches to the nose!!
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+Slouth connects with a flurry of hard punches to the nose.
+Slouth fires a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Slouth wakes up the fans with a loud left to the temple.
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-Slouth paws a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler backs out of it.
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Slouth with a pair of hard punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slouth landed 54 of 84 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 17 of 32 punches.
The Slouth won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Slouth remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Slouth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Coffeeguzzler drills Slouth with a volley of quick punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Slouth with a series of punches to the mouth!!
+Slouth hurts Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Slouth fires a pair of left punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of powerful punches to the face.
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of light punches to the solar plexus.
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+Slouth fires a flurry of punches to the eye.
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-Slouth tries a volley of punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler takes it in the forearms.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Slouth with a series of stinging punches to the face. Slouth hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler scores with a barrage of nice punches to the head.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a pair of right punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of stinging punches to the head.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but Slouth steps aside.
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+Slouth tags Coffeeguzzler with a volley of off balance punches to the nose. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a pair of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
+Coffeeguzzler nails Slouth with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of strong punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Slouth punches Coffeeguzzler with a series of solid punches to the mouth!!
+Slouth tosses a pair of stiff punches to the face!
+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of loud punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slouth landed 34 of 46 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 58 of 98 punches.
WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 105-104
Slouth remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Slouth moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Slouth clocks Coffeeguzzler with a jab to the nose.
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+Slouth fires a flurry of punches to the mouth.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a barrage of punches to the head, but Slouth steps aside and laughs.
+Slouth solidly lands a volley of heavy punches to the temple! Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of punches to the nose. Slouth sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Slouth tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of wild punches to the eye.
+Slouth attacks with a pair of loud punches to the ribs.
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+Slouth tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a volley of stinging punches to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a pair of right punches to the chin, but Slouth beats a hasty retreat.
-Slouth charges with a flurry of punches to the face, but misses completely.
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-Slouth launches a left left to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
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+Slouth connects with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Slouth throws a pair of right punches to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
+Slouth strikes with a volley of punches to the nose.
+Slouth connects with a strong jab to the chin!
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-Slouth probes with a volley of left punches to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler takes it in the forearms.
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-Slouth throws a left jab to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
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+Slouth smacks Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the temple. Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Slouth lunges with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Coffeeguzzler hurts Slouth with a vicious jab to the temple.
+Slouth slams Coffeeguzzler with a series of strong punches to the stomach! Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of mean punches to the face.
+Slouth stuns Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of wild punches to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
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+Slouth lands a volley of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slouth landed 61 of 100 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 17 of 32 punches.
The Slouth won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Slouth remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: The Slouth 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: The Slouth 10-9
Round 6: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: The Slouth 10-9
Round 8: The Slouth 10-9
Round 9: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 10: The Slouth 10-9
Round 11: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: The Slouth 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: The Slouth 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: The Slouth 10-9
Round 6: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: The Slouth 10-9
Round 8: The Slouth 10-9
Round 9: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 10: The Slouth 10-9
Round 11: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: The Slouth 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: The Slouth 10-9
Round 4: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: The Slouth 10-9
Round 6: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: The Slouth 10-9
Round 8: The Slouth 10-9
Round 9: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 10: The Slouth 10-9
Round 11: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: The Slouth 10-9
Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!
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