Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\871590.htm on local disk...(2012 Commmissioner's Invitational Tournament) ZWIPS CIT SUCKER defeated Purple Handed Pants Pisser by knockout (KO) in round 12.Match Sunday, January 06, 2013In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 298 pounds (135 kilograms) is ZWIPS CIT SUCKER!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 239 pounds (108 kilograms) is Purple Handed Pants Pisser!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Sucker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Pisser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Sucker scores with a volley of punches to the chin. Pisser hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Pisser stuns Sucker with a series of nice blows to the chest. Sucker laughs!
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Sucker tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
Sucker tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
Sucker tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sucker wallops Pisser with a series of nice blows to the eye.
-Pisser lunges with a series of right punches to the chest, but Sucker ties him up.
-Pisser throws a series of blows to the stomach, but Sucker quickly backs away.
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+Sucker staggers Pisser with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Sucker attacks with a barrage of stiff punches to the temple. Pisser laughs!
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-Pisser attempts a hook to the chest, but Sucker escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER landed 22 of 23 punches, and Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 8 of 23 punches.
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER won the round 10-9
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER is winning the fight 10-9
Sucker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Pisser doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Sucker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Pisser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Sucker hurts Pisser with a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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Sucker tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Pisser lunges with a volley of left punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Sucker takes charge with a series of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Sucker grazes Pisser with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach.
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-Pisser fires a volley of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Pisser nails Sucker with a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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+Pisser jolts Sucker with a series of powerful punches to the chest.
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Sucker tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
Sucker tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Pisser probes with a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Sucker hits with a pair of stiff punches to the ribs. Pisser asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER landed 18 of 24 punches, and Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 9 of 24 punches.
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER won the round 10-9
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER is winning the fight 20-18
Sucker doesn't even want to rest!
Pisser doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Sucker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Pisser is brawling. (inside)
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-Pisser tries a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Pisser lashes out with a volley of blows to the ribs, but Sucker quickly backs away.
+Sucker lashes out with a pair of punches to the stomach. Pisser beats a hasty retreat.
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+Sucker thumps Pisser with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Pisser lunges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
-Pisser tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Sucker suprises Pisser with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Pisser sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Sucker attacks with a barrage of glancing punches to the chest.
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+Sucker drills Pisser with a series of light punches to the chest.
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+Pisser fires a right to the stomach. Sucker gets mad!
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+Sucker hits Pisser with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Pisser catches Sucker with a pair of quick blows to the chest. Sucker shakes his head to clear it.
+Sucker rocks Pisser with a barrage of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Pisser sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER landed 39 of 39 punches, and Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 14 of 39 punches.
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER won the round 10-9
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER is winning the fight 30-27
Sucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Pisser doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Sucker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Pisser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Pisser tags Sucker with a series of punches to the stomach.
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Sucker tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Pisser throws a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but Sucker blocks.
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Sucker tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Sucker hammers Pisser with a volley of hard punches to the stomach.
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+Sucker smacks Pisser with a volley of stinging punches to the chest.
-Pisser throws a series of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Sucker pummels Pisser with a stinging jab to the ribs. Pisser hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Sucker fires a pair of glancing shots to the stomach.
+Pisser lands a stinging uppercut to the chest.
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-Pisser fires a volley of right punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Pisser tries a flurry of shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Sucker suprises Pisser with a pair of off balance shots to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER landed 26 of 33 punches, and Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 11 of 35 punches.
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER won the round 10-9
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER is winning the fight 40-36
Sucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Pisser doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Sucker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Pisser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Pisser charges with a pair of right blows to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Pisser tries to land a volley of shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Sucker annoys Pisser with a volley of nasty punches to the chin!!
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Sucker tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Pisser wallops Sucker with a pair of stinging blows to the chest.
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+Pisser backs up Sucker with a furious uppercut to the solar plexus.
Sucker tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Pisser throws a pair of shots to the chest, but Sucker covers himself well.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER landed 8 of 8 punches, and Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 12 of 32 punches.
Purple Handed Pants Pisser won the round 10-9
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER is winning the fight 49-46
Sucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Pisser doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Sucker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Pisser clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Sucker tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Pisser tries a pair of punches to the ribs, but Sucker takes it in the forearms.
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+Sucker strikes with a pair of hard punches to the chin!!
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-Pisser fires a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Sucker ducks just in time.
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Sucker tries to attack, but Pisser hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Pisser drills Sucker with a volley of wild blows to the solar plexus.
-Pisser tries a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Sucker blocks.
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-Pisser attempts a series of right blows to the stomach, but Sucker narrowly avoids it
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-Pisser charges with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Sucker beats a hasty retreat.
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+Sucker lands a series of nice punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER landed 8 of 8 punches, and Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 11 of 31 punches.
Purple Handed Pants Pisser won the round 10-9
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER is winning the fight 58-56
Sucker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Pisser doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Sucker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Pisser is brawling. (inside)
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-Pisser probes with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Sucker stays away from it.
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+Pisser wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Pisser throws a pair of wild shots to the chest.
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+Sucker fires a series of loud punches to the temple. Pisser quickly recovers.
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-Pisser throws a series of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Sucker fires a series of painful punches to the temple.
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-Pisser probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Sucker clocks Pisser with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Sucker pops Pisser with a volley of nasty punches to the nose!!
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+Sucker pokes Pisser with a volley of punches to the mouth.
-Pisser attempts a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Sucker stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER landed 30 of 30 punches, and Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 13 of 41 punches.
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER won the round 10-9
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER is winning the fight 68-65
Sucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Pisser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Sucker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Pisser is brawling. (inside)
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-Pisser throws a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but Sucker hides behind his gloves.
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+Sucker pounds Pisser with a volley of furious punches to the jaw.
-Pisser throws a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Sucker stays away from it.
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+Pisser attacks with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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+Pisser hits Sucker with a series of shots to the chest.
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-Pisser probes with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Pisser lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Sucker steps aside.
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-Pisser probes with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Sucker steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER landed 8 of 8 punches, and Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 10 of 38 punches.
Purple Handed Pants Pisser won the round 10-9
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER is winning the fight 77-75
Sucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Pisser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Sucker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Pisser is brawling. (inside)
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-Pisser charges with a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Pisser whacks Sucker with a hook to the ribs.
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-Pisser lashes out with a series of right shots to the ribs, but Sucker quickly backs away.
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+Pisser annoys Sucker with a flurry of nice blows to the ribs. Sucker retreats to the far corner.
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-Pisser probes with a right hook to the stomach, but Sucker hides behind his gloves.
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-Pisser tries a flurry of left punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Pisser launches a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Sucker lands a pair of vicious punches to the chest. Pisser shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER landed 8 of 9 punches, and Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 14 of 37 punches.
Purple Handed Pants Pisser won the round 10-9
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER is winning the fight 86-85
Sucker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Pisser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Sucker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Pisser is brawling. (inside)
-Pisser attempts a jab to the solar plexus, but Sucker escapes.
+Pisser tattoos Sucker with a nice jab to the ribs.
-Pisser tries a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Sucker ducks.
+Sucker stuns Pisser with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Sucker strikes with a pair of nasty punches to the temple.
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-Pisser tries a hook to the chest, but Sucker ties him up.
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+Sucker takes charge with a flurry of loud punches to the mouth.
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+Sucker backs up Pisser with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Sucker lands a vicious straight right to the jaw.
+Sucker pokes Pisser with a pair of heavy punches to the mouth. Pisser ignores it.
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+Sucker pounds Pisser with a uppercut to the face.
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-Pisser throws a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
+Pisser connects with a volley of nice blows to the chest.
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+Sucker lashes out with a light left to the eye.
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+Sucker pokes Pisser with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER landed 40 of 40 punches, and Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 16 of 37 punches.
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER won the round 10-9
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER is winning the fight 96-94
Sucker is obviously tired.
Pisser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Sucker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Pisser is a raging bull!. (all-out)
-Pisser attempts a pair of right punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Sucker clocks Pisser with a volley of wild punches to the face!
+Sucker grazes Pisser with a pair of punches to the nose.
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-Pisser attacks with a barrage of left punches to the chin, but fails to score.
+Sucker tattoos Pisser with a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Pisser lunges with a pair of hooks to the nose, but Sucker steps aside.
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+Sucker hammers Pisser with a series of powerful punches to the face.
Sucker lands a slow motion right uppercut and Pisser goes down!!
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Pisser struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Sucker rocks Pisser with a flurry of mean punches to the face.
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+Sucker annoys Pisser with a pair of painful punches to the temple.
+Pisser backs up Sucker with a series of solid punches to the nose.
+Sucker tags Pisser with a volley of light punches to the chin!!
Sucker lands a powerful punch in the nose and Pisser staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Pisser struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Pisser thumps Sucker with a flurry of uppercuts to the mouth. Sucker covers up.
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+Sucker scores with a barrage of nasty punches to the temple. Pisser sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Pisser pokes Sucker with a series of hooks to the chin.
Pisser lands a mighty haymaker and Sucker is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Sucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Pisser charges with a flurry of roundhouses to the chin, but Sucker ducks just in time.
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+Sucker lands a series of commanding punches to the jaw.
+Pisser hits with a pair of off balance crosses to the chin.
+Pisser whacks Sucker with a series of hard crosses to the nose.
Pisser lands a cruel uppercut and Sucker is knocked out of the ring!!
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Sucker struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Pisser hits with a barrage of blows to the chin!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER landed 22 of 22 punches, and Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 19 of 38 punches.
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER won the round 10-9
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER is winning the fight 106-103
Sucker is slowing down.
Pisser is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 12
Sucker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Pisser is a raging bull!. (all-out)
+Sucker connects with a pair of uppercuts to the head!
-Pisser fires a flurry of punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Pisser paws a flurry of punches to the temple, but Sucker narrowly avoids it
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-Pisser attacks with a volley of left punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Pisser launches a volley of left crosses to the nose, but Sucker deftly avoits it.
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+Sucker backs up Pisser with a pair of nasty punches to the nose.
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+Sucker tags Pisser with a flurry of quick punches to the eye. Pisser beats a hasty retreat.
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+Sucker hurts Pisser with a flurry of glancing punches to the face.
Sucker lands a resounding blow to the temple and Pisser staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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He's Out!
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Sucker is slowing down.
Pisser looks exhausted. He has cut above the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: ZWIPS CIT SUCKER 10-9
Round 2: ZWIPS CIT SUCKER 10-9
Round 3: ZWIPS CIT SUCKER 10-9
Round 4: ZWIPS CIT SUCKER 10-9
Round 5: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Round 6: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Round 7: ZWIPS CIT SUCKER 10-9
Round 8: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Round 9: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Round 10: ZWIPS CIT SUCKER 10-9
Round 11: ZWIPS CIT SUCKER 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: ZWIPS CIT SUCKER 10-9
Round 2: ZWIPS CIT SUCKER 10-9
Round 3: ZWIPS CIT SUCKER 10-9
Round 4: ZWIPS CIT SUCKER 10-9
Round 5: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Round 6: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Round 7: ZWIPS CIT SUCKER 10-9
Round 8: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Round 9: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Round 10: ZWIPS CIT SUCKER 10-9
Round 11: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: ZWIPS CIT SUCKER 10-9
Round 2: ZWIPS CIT SUCKER 10-9
Round 3: ZWIPS CIT SUCKER 10-9
Round 4: ZWIPS CIT SUCKER 10-9
Round 5: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Round 6: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Round 7: ZWIPS CIT SUCKER 10-9
Round 8: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Round 9: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Round 10: ZWIPS CIT SUCKER 10-9
Round 11: ZWIPS CIT SUCKER 10-9
ZWIPS CIT SUCKER wins by a knockout!
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