Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\841300.htm on local disk...(Toughman) Ardex defeated WTF Coffeeguzzler by knockout (KO) in round 4.Match Saturday, April 07, 2012In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 238 pounds (108 kilograms) is Ardex!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 10 inches (208 centimeters) tall weighing in at 250 pounds (113 kilograms) is WTF Coffeeguzzler!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Ardex throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
-Ardex probes with a left blow to the head, but goes wide.
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a jab to the jaw. Ardex shakes his head to clear it.
-Ardex attempts a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
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+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a volley of punches to the chin.
-Ardex throws a volley of left roundhouses to the head, but Coffeeguzzler narrowly avoids it
+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of stiff punches to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler pummels Ardex with a flurry of shots to the temple. Ardex ignores it.
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-Ardex fires a volley of crosses to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes Ardex with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler thumps Ardex with a barrage of nasty punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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-Ardex attempts a flurry of left uppercuts to the face, but Coffeeguzzler hides behind his gloves.
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+Ardex attacks with a flurry of crosses to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler nails Ardex with a pair of punches to the stomach. Ardex sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers Ardex with a series of powerful punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks Ardex with a volley of nasty punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler smashes Ardex with a pair of loud punches to the temple.
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+Ardex tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of strong hooks to the eye.
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+ The fighters exchange hooks to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Ardex with a volley of quick punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a volley of punches to the nose. Ardex sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a flurry of punches to the face. Ardex backpedals to his own corner.
+Coffeeguzzler wallops Ardex with a stiff roundhouse to the chin. Ardex hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Ardex tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of painful roundhouses to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Ardex landed 17 of 39 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 84 of 88 punches.
WTF Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
WTF Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9
Ardex doesn't want to stop fighting!
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Ardex throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
-Ardex charges with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a volley of nice hooks to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Ardex with a off balance hook to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a series of furious punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of vicious punches to the mouth. Ardex sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Coffeeguzzler hurts Ardex with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Ardex with a pair of furious punches to the temple! Ardex sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Coffeeguzzler pops Ardex with a volley of strong punches to the eye.
+Ardex drills Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of heavy uppercuts to the temple.
Ardex lands a lightning punch in the nose and Coffeeguzzler is flattened!!
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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a glancing straight right to the nose. Ardex sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Coffeeguzzler rocks Ardex with a volley of powerful hooks to the temple. Ardex covers up.
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+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a cross to the face.
-Ardex tries a volley of left shots to the jaw, but misses completely.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of punches to the temple. Ardex doesn't seem bothered.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Ardex with a barrage of commanding punches to the mouth!
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+Coffeeguzzler hurts Ardex with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler pops Ardex with a pair of strong punches to the head.
+Ardex hammers Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of loud punches to the jaw.
-Ardex attempts a barrage of left uppercuts to the nose, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
+Coffeeguzzler jolts Ardex with a volley of punches to the chest.
+Ardex attacks with a barrage of furious shots to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of punches to the chest. Ardex ignores it.
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+Coffeeguzzler grazes Ardex with a volley of stiff punches to the temple.
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+Ardex tags Coffeeguzzler with a strong shot to the jaw!
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+Coffeeguzzler smacks Ardex with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers Ardex with a pair of loud punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of stinging punches to the chin! Ardex hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Coffeeguzzler hits Ardex with a volley of stinging blows to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler stuns Ardex with a flurry of punches to the head. Ardex shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Ardex landed 18 of 40 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 88 of 89 punches.
Ardex won the round 10-8
Ardex is winning the fight 19-18
Ardex doesn't want to stop fighting!
Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Ardex throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
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+Coffeeguzzler jolts Ardex with a pair of quick punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler catches Ardex with a series of punches to the eye.
+ The fighters swap crosses to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a volley of solid punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Ardex with a barrage of loud punches to the mouth. Ardex covers up.
-Ardex attempts a series of right crosses to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside and laughs.
+Ardex hits with a volley of painful punches to the head.
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-Ardex lunges with a right right to the temple, but Coffeeguzzler blocks.
+Ardex nails Coffeeguzzler with a series of nice roundhouses to the head. Coffeeguzzler gets mad!
Ardex lands a resounding hook and Coffeeguzzler falls to the canvas!!
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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Ardex hurts Coffeeguzzler with a volley of mean hooks to the nose! Coffeeguzzler laughs!
+Ardex tags Coffeeguzzler with a volley of blows to the face. Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of wild punches to the head. Ardex hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Coffeeguzzler thumps Ardex with a barrage of punches to the temple!
+Ardex hits with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Ardex attempts a barrage of right crosses to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a barrage of furious punches to the jaw. Ardex covers up.
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-Ardex lashes out with a pair of hooks to the chin, but loses his balance.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a volley of glancing punches to the jaw. Ardex seems wobbly!
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a pair of vicious punches to the chin.
+Ardex wallops Coffeeguzzler with a volley of quick punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Ardex with a series of stinging punches to the head. Ardex sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Ardex with a flurry of hard punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a barrage of mean shots to the face!!
+Coffeeguzzler whacks Ardex with a volley of shots to the solar plexus. Ardex backpedals to his own corner.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of painful punches to the temple. Ardex grimaces in pain.
+Coffeeguzzler drills Ardex with a hard roundhouse to the eye. Ardex retreats to the far corner.
+Coffeeguzzler jars Ardex with a pair of quick punches to the mouth. Ardex seems wobbly!
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a flurry of solid shots to the chin!
+Coffeeguzzler throws a light left to the jaw!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Ardex landed 19 of 37 punches, and WTF Coffeeguzzler landed 86 of 86 punches.
Ardex won the round 10-8
Ardex is winning the fight 29-26
Ardex doesn't even want to rest!
Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
ROUND 4
Ardex throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Coffeeguzzler stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.
+Coffeeguzzler staggers Ardex with a volley of heavy punches to the nose. Ardex is hurt!
+Ardex shakes Coffeeguzzler with a series of nasty punches to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of roundhouses to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a volley of loud punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of vicious punches to the nose. Ardex gets mad!
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of left punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Ardex fires a pair of punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Ardex with a jab to the eye! Ardex beats a hasty retreat.
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+Ardex hammers Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of loud roundhouses to the eye.
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+Ardex rocks Coffeeguzzler with a mean hook to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler staggers Ardex with a barrage of painful punches to the chin! Ardex shakes his head to clear it.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a barrage of punches to the chest, but Ardex narrowly avoids it
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+Ardex wallops Coffeeguzzler with a series of furious blows to the nose.
Ardex lands a beautiful uppercut and Coffeeguzzler is flattened!!
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He's Out!
Ardex wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Ardex doesn't even want to rest!
Coffeeguzzler looks exhausted. He has cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Ardex 10-8
Round 3: Ardex 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Ardex 10-8
Round 3: Ardex 10-8
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: WTF Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Ardex 10-8
Round 3: Ardex 10-8
Ardex wins by a knockout!
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