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(Super-Heavyweight) Flop Disastrous and Slim Shaddy fought to a majority decision draw: 114-114, 113-115, 114-114.

Match Saturday, August 20, 2011

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 8 inches (203 centimeters) tall weighing in at 235 pounds (107 kilograms) is Flop Disastrous!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 245 pounds (111 kilograms) is Slim Shaddy!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Disastrous is using the ring. (using the ring)
Shaddy is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Shaddy charges with a volley of punches to the eye, but Disastrous stays away from it.
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+Disastrous lands a pair of punches to the head. Shaddy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Disastrous tries to land a series of punches to the face, but Shaddy steps aside.
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-Disastrous charges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
+Disastrous tags Shaddy with a off balance cross to the solar plexus. Shaddy laughs!
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+Disastrous staggers Shaddy with a pair of wild punches to the stomach. Shaddy doesn't notice.
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-Disastrous attacks with a flurry of right punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Shaddy throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus! Disastrous sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Shaddy staggers Disastrous with a pair of blows to the chin.
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+Shaddy pounds Disastrous with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Disastrous launches a barrage of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Disastrous tries a flurry of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
+Shaddy staggers Disastrous with a hard right to the chin.
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-Shaddy launches a volley of punches to the temple, but Disastrous ties him up.
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+Shaddy hits with a glancing sweeping right to the chin!!
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+Disastrous pokes Shaddy with a flurry of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Flop Disastrous landed 28 of 47 punches, and Slim Shaddy landed 27 of 42 punches.

Flop Disastrous won the round 10-9

Flop Disastrous is winning the fight 10-9


Disastrous doesn't want to stop fighting!

Shaddy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Disastrous is using the ring. (using the ring)
Shaddy is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Shaddy attacks with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Disastrous charges with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Shaddy deftly avoits it.
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+Disastrous solidly lands a pair of heavy punches to the nose.
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+Shaddy hits with a jab to the chin.
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+Shaddy nails Disastrous with a volley of hard punches to the jaw.
-Disastrous lunges with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Shaddy backs out of it.
+Disastrous connects with a vicious right to the mouth.
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-Shaddy launches a series of right punches to the ribs, but Disastrous quickly backs away.
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+Shaddy lands a off balance straight right to the nose. Disastrous hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Shaddy drills Disastrous with a series of wild punches to the head.
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-Shaddy launches a barrage of punches to the face, but Disastrous narrowly avoids it
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+Disastrous lands a volley of stinging punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Flop Disastrous landed 16 of 32 punches, and Slim Shaddy landed 27 of 41 punches.

Slim Shaddy won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Disastrous doesn't want to stop fighting!

Shaddy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Disastrous is using the ring. (using the ring)
Shaddy is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Shaddy paws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Disastrous deftly avoits it.
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-Disastrous lunges with a flurry of blows to the nose, but goes wide.
-Disastrous tries a right sweeping right to the head, but Shaddy steps aside and laughs.
+Disastrous smashes Shaddy with a pair of punches to the eye!!
+Shaddy hits with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Shaddy hits Disastrous with a series of strong punches to the chin.
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-Shaddy fires a right jab to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Shaddy solidly lands a pair of punches to the eye.
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-Disastrous charges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
+Disastrous catches Shaddy with a series of powerful punches to the face. Shaddy covers up.
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+Shaddy clocks Disastrous with a straight right to the chin.
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+Disastrous punches Shaddy with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Flop Disastrous landed 16 of 33 punches, and Slim Shaddy landed 24 of 41 punches.

Slim Shaddy won the round 10-9

Slim Shaddy is winning the fight 29-28


Disastrous doesn't even want to rest!

Shaddy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Disastrous is using the ring. (using the ring)
Shaddy is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Disastrous paws a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Shaddy beats a hasty retreat.
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-Shaddy attempts a barrage of left punches to the head, but Disastrous stays away from it.
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+Disastrous fires a series of quick punches to the jaw!
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+Disastrous pokes Shaddy with a series of wild punches to the chest.
-Disastrous lunges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Shaddy nails Disastrous with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Disastrous hits with a pair of light shots to the mouth.
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-Shaddy charges with a flurry of left punches to the head, but is ineffective.
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+Shaddy rocks Disastrous with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Disastrous hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Shaddy attempts a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Disastrous thumps Shaddy with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Shaddy sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Disastrous tries to land a right jab to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Disastrous launches a pair of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
+Shaddy whacks Disastrous with a flurry of commanding punches to the solar plexus.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Flop Disastrous landed 22 of 43 punches, and Slim Shaddy landed 22 of 38 punches.

Slim Shaddy won the round 10-9

Slim Shaddy is winning the fight 39-37


Disastrous doesn't even want to rest!

Shaddy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Disastrous is using the ring. (using the ring)
Shaddy is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Disastrous lunges with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
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-Disastrous paws a jab to the face, but misses.
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-Shaddy throws a flurry of punches to the head, but Disastrous steps aside and laughs.
+Shaddy lands a barrage of hard punches to the face.
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-Shaddy lunges with a barrage of right blows to the chin, but Disastrous leaps aside.
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+Shaddy connects with a pair of hard punches to the jaw.
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+Disastrous tosses a volley of glancing punches to the eye. Shaddy retreats to the far corner.
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+Disastrous smashes Shaddy with a series of punches to the head. Shaddy is hurt!
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-Disastrous probes with a roundhouse to the head, but he's too slow.
+Shaddy tags Disastrous with a glancing jab to the eye. Disastrous retreats to the far corner.
+Disastrous takes charge with a pair of powerful punches to the chest.
-Disastrous paws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Shaddy backs out of it.
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+Disastrous tosses a barrage of heavy punches to the temple.
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-Disastrous throws a volley of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Flop Disastrous landed 25 of 47 punches, and Slim Shaddy landed 16 of 31 punches.

Flop Disastrous won the round 10-9

Slim Shaddy is winning the fight 48-47


Disastrous doesn't even want to rest!

Shaddy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Disastrous is using the ring. (using the ring)
Shaddy is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Shaddy slams Disastrous with a hard roundhouse to the nose. Disastrous sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Disastrous paws a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Shaddy covers himself well.
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+Disastrous shakes Shaddy with a flurry of furious punches to the chin.
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-Disastrous launches a left to the head, but misses completely.
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-Shaddy attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
-Shaddy attacks with a pair of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-Shaddy throws a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Disastrous hides behind his gloves.
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+Shaddy takes charge with a barrage of stinging punches to the eye!
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+Disastrous annoys Shaddy with a flurry of commanding punches to the nose.
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+Disastrous tags Shaddy with a pair of painful punches to the eye.
-Disastrous lashes out with a right jab to the face, but Shaddy escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Flop Disastrous landed 23 of 39 punches, and Slim Shaddy landed 14 of 31 punches.

Flop Disastrous won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Disastrous doesn't even want to rest!

Shaddy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Disastrous is using the ring. (using the ring)
Shaddy is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Shaddy fires a pair of glancing punches to the temple!!
-Shaddy attacks with a series of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Shaddy drills Disastrous with a volley of vicious punches to the chin.
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+Disastrous lands a vicious jab to the ribs.
+Shaddy tosses a barrage of furious punches to the temple.
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-Disastrous attempts a flurry of right shots to the mouth, but Shaddy takes it in the forearms.
-Shaddy fires a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Disastrous beats a hasty retreat.
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-Shaddy tries a volley of punches to the eye, but Disastrous hides behind his gloves.
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+Disastrous nails Shaddy with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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-Disastrous attempts a series of right punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Flop Disastrous landed 14 of 32 punches, and Slim Shaddy landed 20 of 41 punches.

Slim Shaddy won the round 10-9

Slim Shaddy is winning the fight 67-66


Disastrous doesn't even want to rest!

Shaddy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Disastrous is using the ring. (using the ring)
Shaddy is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Shaddy paws a volley of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Disastrous attempts a jab to the temple, but Shaddy stays away from it.
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-Disastrous probes with a series of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Disastrous throws a volley of painful punches to the head.
+Disastrous thumps Shaddy with a series of stinging punches to the stomach.
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-Disastrous fires a right cross to the head, but Shaddy deftly avoits it.
+Disastrous attacks with a pair of punches to the chin. Shaddy doesn't seem bothered.
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+Disastrous punches Shaddy with a volley of loud punches to the mouth. Shaddy beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Flop Disastrous landed 20 of 41 punches, and Slim Shaddy landed 4 of 8 punches.

Flop Disastrous won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Disastrous doesn't even want to rest!

Shaddy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Disastrous is using the ring. (using the ring)
Shaddy is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Shaddy paws a barrage of punches to the chin, but Disastrous ducks.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
+Disastrous jars Shaddy with a pair of quick punches to the eye.
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+Disastrous tosses a pair of painful punches to the nose.
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+Shaddy hits Disastrous with a jab to the face.
-Disastrous lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Shaddy takes charge with a pair of loud punches to the mouth. Disastrous hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Shaddy stuns Disastrous with a volley of punches to the mouth!!
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-Shaddy paws a barrage of left punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
+Disastrous suprises Shaddy with a volley of mean punches to the stomach.
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-Shaddy probes with a pair of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Disastrous smashes Shaddy with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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-Disastrous attempts a barrage of shots to the head, but to no avail.
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+Shaddy thumps Disastrous with a barrage of punches to the nose.
-Disastrous lashes out with a pair of shots to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
+Shaddy tosses a barrage of punches to the mouth. Disastrous doesn't seem bothered.
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-Shaddy probes with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
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+Shaddy pounds Disastrous with a mean cross to the chin. Disastrous sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Shaddy attempts a volley of punches to the nose, but Disastrous hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Flop Disastrous landed 17 of 32 punches, and Slim Shaddy landed 33 of 61 punches.

Slim Shaddy won the round 10-9

Slim Shaddy is winning the fight 86-85


Disastrous doesn't even want to rest!

Shaddy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Disastrous is using the ring. (using the ring)
Shaddy is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Disastrous smashes Shaddy with a flurry of punches to the chin. Shaddy gets mad!
-Disastrous tries to land a series of punches to the chin, but Shaddy takes it in the forearms.
-Disastrous throws a right jab to the head, but only hits air.
+Disastrous scores with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Disastrous tosses a volley of light punches to the jaw!!
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-Disastrous throws a volley of punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Shaddy tries to land a series of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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-Shaddy throws a barrage of right punches to the head, but Disastrous steps aside.
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+Disastrous tosses a flurry of punches to the nose.
-Disastrous attempts a series of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Disastrous throws a flurry of punches to the head, but Shaddy takes it in the forearms.
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+Disastrous nails Shaddy with a pair of painful punches to the stomach.
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-Shaddy launches a flurry of punches to the face, but to no avail.
-Shaddy probes with a series of right punches to the head, but Disastrous blocks.
-Shaddy lunges with a barrage of right punches to the head, but Disastrous hides behind his gloves.
+Shaddy strikes with a pair of mean punches to the chin.
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-Disastrous paws a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Disastrous hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Shaddy drills Disastrous with a barrage of strong punches to the nose. Disastrous hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Disastrous lands a series of punches to the mouth. Shaddy laughs!
+Shaddy tattoos Disastrous with a barrage of hard punches to the chin.
-Disastrous throws a pair of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Flop Disastrous landed 37 of 82 punches, and Slim Shaddy landed 16 of 38 punches.

Flop Disastrous won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Disastrous remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Shaddy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Disastrous is using the ring. (using the ring)
Shaddy is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Shaddy pounds Disastrous with a barrage of heavy punches to the chin.
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+Disastrous fires a left to the chin!
+Disastrous nails Shaddy with a volley of stiff punches to the mouth.
+Shaddy belts Disastrous with a barrage of hard punches to the eye!
+Shaddy hits with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Disastrous throws a pair of punches to the jaw!
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+Shaddy tosses a barrage of hard punches to the head.
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+Disastrous hits with a flurry of painful punches to the mouth.
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+Shaddy lands a barrage of stinging punches to the head.
+Shaddy punches Disastrous with a pair of punches to the face.
-Disastrous tries to land a barrage of shots to the face, but to no avail.
+Shaddy pummels Disastrous with a pair of stiff punches to the eye. Disastrous gets mad!
-Disastrous tries to land a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Shaddy quickly backs away.
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-Disastrous launches a pair of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Shaddy attempts a barrage of right punches to the eye, but Disastrous ties him up.
+Disastrous hammers Shaddy with a pair of commanding punches to the nose!! Shaddy beats a hasty retreat.
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+Disastrous wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
-Disastrous tries a volley of left punches to the head, but falls short.
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-Shaddy attempts a series of punches to the jaw, but Disastrous ducks just in time.
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-Shaddy tries a series of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
-Shaddy launches a series of right punches to the jaw, but Disastrous deftly avoits it.
-Shaddy charges with a series of left punches to the nose, but Disastrous backs out of it.
-Shaddy tries a sweeping right to the mouth, but misses.
+Disastrous pokes Shaddy with a volley of nice punches to the stomach.
-Shaddy probes with a right right to the chin, but Disastrous ducks.
-Disastrous tries a right jab to the temple, but Shaddy ducks just in time.
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-Disastrous attempts a pair of left punches to the head, but Shaddy quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Flop Disastrous landed 40 of 82 punches, and Slim Shaddy landed 30 of 61 punches.

Flop Disastrous won the round 10-9

Flop Disastrous is winning the fight 105-104


Disastrous remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Shaddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Disastrous moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Shaddy moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Disastrous probes with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Disastrous wakes up the fans with a pair of heavy punches to the mouth.
+Shaddy annoys Disastrous with a flurry of light punches to the eye. Disastrous sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Shaddy lands a flurry of punches to the eye!
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+Shaddy throws a flurry of furious punches to the nose.
+Shaddy wallops Disastrous with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs. Disastrous falls against the ropes!
+Disastrous connects with a series of shots to the mouth.
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+Shaddy tags Disastrous with a series of punches to the ribs! Disastrous sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Disastrous fires a volley of left punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-Disastrous charges with a series of left punches to the face, but Shaddy ducks just in time.
+Shaddy hits with a off balance jab to the temple.
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+Disastrous wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the temple.
-Disastrous probes with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Shaddy escapes.
-Shaddy throws a series of punches to the head, but Disastrous backs out of it.
+Disastrous tosses a series of punches to the eye.
+Disastrous jolts Shaddy with a pair of strong punches to the nose. Shaddy sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Disastrous launches a flurry of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
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-Disastrous tries a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Shaddy covers himself well.
-Shaddy charges with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
+Shaddy attacks with a barrage of wild punches to the chest!
-Disastrous charges with a left cross to the jaw, but Shaddy hides behind his gloves.
+Shaddy stuns Disastrous with a barrage of punches to the jaw!
+Disastrous hits with a series of wild punches to the face.
+Shaddy wallops Disastrous with a quick right to the solar plexus.
+Disastrous hits Shaddy with a jab to the head. Shaddy beats a hasty retreat.
-Disastrous probes with a flurry of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
+Shaddy drills Disastrous with a barrage of nasty punches to the chest. Disastrous seems wobbly!
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+Shaddy attacks with a series of painful punches to the temple.
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-Disastrous tries to land a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Shaddy fires a flurry of left punches to the head, but Disastrous blocks.
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+Shaddy fires a volley of punches to the temple.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
-Shaddy tries a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but falls short.
+Shaddy lands a volley of punches to the temple. Disastrous shakes his head to clear it.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Flop Disastrous landed 45 of 82 punches, and Slim Shaddy landed 60 of 90 punches.

Slim Shaddy won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Disastrous grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Shaddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Flop Disastrous 10-9
Round 2: Slim Shaddy 10-9
Round 3: Slim Shaddy 10-9
Round 4: Slim Shaddy 10-9
Round 5: Flop Disastrous 10-9
Round 6: Flop Disastrous 10-9
Round 7: Slim Shaddy 10-9
Round 8: Flop Disastrous 10-9
Round 9: Slim Shaddy 10-9
Round 10: Flop Disastrous 10-9
Round 11: Flop Disastrous 10-9
Round 12: Slim Shaddy 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Slim Shaddy 10-9
Round 2: Slim Shaddy 10-9
Round 3: Slim Shaddy 10-9
Round 4: Slim Shaddy 10-9
Round 5: Flop Disastrous 10-9
Round 6: Flop Disastrous 10-9
Round 7: Slim Shaddy 10-9
Round 8: Flop Disastrous 10-9
Round 9: Slim Shaddy 10-9
Round 10: Flop Disastrous 10-9
Round 11: Flop Disastrous 10-9
Round 12: Slim Shaddy 10-9

Total Score: Slim Shaddy 115-113


Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Flop Disastrous 10-9
Round 2: Slim Shaddy 10-9
Round 3: Slim Shaddy 10-9
Round 4: Slim Shaddy 10-9
Round 5: Flop Disastrous 10-9
Round 6: Flop Disastrous 10-9
Round 7: Slim Shaddy 10-9
Round 8: Flop Disastrous 10-9
Round 9: Slim Shaddy 10-9
Round 10: Flop Disastrous 10-9
Round 11: Flop Disastrous 10-9
Round 12: Slim Shaddy 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!