Public Fight Report
(Cruiserweight) "Balanced" Ben Zobrist defeated Cruiser Dork Boom I by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.Match Saturday, October 11, 2025In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 197 pounds (89 kilograms) is "Balanced" Ben Zobrist!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Balanced is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Balanced lunges with a series of punches to the jaw, but Boom I leaps aside.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I probes with a series of right punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Balanced paws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Balanced drills Boom I with a series of glancing punches to the head.
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+Balanced hits with a series of quick punches to the stomach.
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-Balanced tries a volley of left punches to the chin, but Boom I blocks.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I punches Balanced with a cross to the nose. Balanced retreats to the far corner.
+Boom I whacks Balanced with a barrage of nasty blows to the temple.
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-Boom I attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 13 of 34 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 12 of 24 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 10-9
Balanced doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the left eye.
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Balanced is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Balanced attacks with a volley of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Boom I shakes Balanced with a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I probes with a series of right shots to the chest, but misses completely.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced launches a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Boom I stays away from it.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Balanced shakes Boom I with a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs.
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-Balanced probes with a straight right to the chest, but misses.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 7 of 31 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 8 of 16 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 20-18
Balanced doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
Balanced is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced lashes out with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Boom I deftly avoits it.
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-Balanced fires a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Boom I deftly avoits it.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced tags Boom I with a pair of furious shots to the jaw!
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-Boom I probes with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Balanced narrowly avoids it
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+Boom I pops Balanced with a barrage of hard punches to the chest. Balanced grimaces in pain.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced throws a series of right punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Boom I lunges with a flurry of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Balanced hits Boom I with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Boom I rocks Balanced with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach.
-Balanced lashes out with a pair of blows to the mouth, but fails to score.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 13 of 33 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 11 of 23 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 30-27
Balanced remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Boom I is slowing down.
ROUND 4
Balanced is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Boom I launches a barrage of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Balanced tries to land a series of left punches to the head, but fails to score.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced tries a series of right punches to the mouth, but Boom I deftly avoits it.
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-Balanced attempts a pair of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
-Balanced attacks with a flurry of right punches to the face, but misses.
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+Boom I smacks Balanced with a series of loud punches to the ribs. Balanced hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I lashes out with a pair of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Boom I tries to land a flurry of blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Balanced grazes Boom I with a series of punches to the nose. Boom I sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 10 of 32 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 8 of 24 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 40-36
Balanced remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Boom I looks exhausted.
ROUND 5
Balanced is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Balanced connects with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye.
-Balanced lunges with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I probes with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Balanced launches a volley of right blows to the stomach, but Boom I backs out of it.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced fires a series of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Balanced jolts Boom I with a volley of nasty punches to the eye. Boom I asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Boom I lunges with a series of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Balanced charges with a series of right punches to the mouth, but Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
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+Boom I hits with a flurry of wild blows to the stomach.
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-Boom I attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 12 of 41 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 6 of 24 punches.
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 49-46
Balanced grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
Boom I collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 6
Balanced is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Balanced fires a hard jab to the temple.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced attempts a series of left punches to the face, but Boom I steps aside.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I attacks with a cross to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Balanced whacks Boom I with a series of vicious punches to the mouth.
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-Boom I attempts a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Balanced stays away from it.
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-Balanced charges with a volley of right punches to the nose, but Boom I ducks.
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-Balanced lunges with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Boom I covers himself well.
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+Balanced attacks with a barrage of powerful punches to the mouth.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I throws a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Balanced leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 15 of 39 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 5 of 23 punches.
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 58-56
Balanced grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
Boom I receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 7
Balanced is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Balanced attacks with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Balanced probes with a pair of punches to the face, but Boom I leaps aside.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I throws a flurry of shots to the chest, but Balanced stays away from it.
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+Balanced fires a flurry of punches to the chest. Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I tries a volley of left punches to the chest, but Balanced escapes.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Balanced tags Boom I with a series of stinging punches to the eye. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Balanced launches a pair of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
+Balanced punches Boom I with a glancing jab to the mouth. Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
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-Boom I throws a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Balanced covers himself well.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 16 of 39 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 4 of 23 punches.
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 67-66
Balanced grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
Boom I can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 8
Balanced is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Boom I attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Balanced blocks.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced fires a flurry of punches to the mouth.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced catches Boom I with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Balanced throws a pair of punches to the mouth. Balanced is hammering relentlessly! Boom I seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Balanced grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
Boom I can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 7: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 7: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 7: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist wins by a technical knockout!
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