Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Rosion defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Wednesday, October 8, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is Rosion!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Rosion covers up.
+Dorkness 5 catches Rosion with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a flurry of left combinations to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a series of combinations to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Rosion connects with a powerful hook to the head. Dorkness 5 seems wobbly!
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+Dorkness 5 slams Rosion with a strong cross to the temple. Rosion grimaces in pain.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a series of left combinations to the jaw, but Rosion narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 5 tags Rosion with a barrage of stiff combinations to the face. Rosion asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 14 of 34 punches, and Rosion landed 6 of 9 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 5 is slowing down.
Rosion doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Rosion covers up.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a pair of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 5 clocks Rosion with a volley of light combinations to the chest!
-Dorkness 5 charges with a pair of combinations to the chest, but Rosion blocks.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a flurry of combinations to the ribs, but he's too slow.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 6 of 24 punches, and Rosion landed 5 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 5 receives medical attention from his trainer.
Rosion doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Rosion covers up.
+Rosion tosses a barrage of vicious shots to the stomach. Rosion is hammering relentlessly! Dorkness 5 falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Rosion wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his.
Rosion doesn't even want to rest!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Rosion wins by a technical knockout!
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