Public Fight Report
(Cruiserweight) "Balanced" Ben Zobrist defeated Cruiser Dork Boom I by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.Match Saturday, September 27, 2025In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 197 pounds (89 kilograms) is "Balanced" Ben Zobrist!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Balanced is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Boom I throws a pair of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Balanced hits with a volley of stiff punches to the jaw. Boom I sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Balanced paws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Balanced pokes Boom I with a series of commanding punches to the mouth. Boom I covers up.
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+Balanced fires a powerful jab to the jaw!
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-Boom I attacks with a series of punches to the nose, but Balanced blocks.
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+Boom I lands a series of nice blows to the chin.
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+Boom I attacks with a barrage of stinging shots to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 14 of 32 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 11 of 26 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 10-9
Balanced doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Balanced is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced attempts a series of right punches to the ribs, but Boom I covers himself well.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I tries to land a left hook to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Boom I tosses a straight right to the stomach.
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-Balanced throws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced launches a pair of right blows to the stomach, but Boom I leaps aside.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Balanced pounds Boom I with a series of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 7 of 31 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 8 of 17 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 20-18
Balanced doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
Balanced is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Boom I probes with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I paws a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Balanced backs out of it.
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-Balanced attacks with a left cross to the face, but goes wide.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced hits Boom I with a volley of light punches to the chin. Boom I asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Balanced rocks Boom I with a pair of heavy shots to the stomach.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced tries to land a flurry of right punches to the temple, but falls short.
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+Boom I lands a flurry of nice blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 10 of 36 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 10 of 26 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 30-27
Balanced remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Boom I is slowing down.
ROUND 4
Balanced is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Balanced shakes Boom I with a pair of stiff punches to the mouth.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I lashes out with a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I tries to land a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Boom I lands a light hook to the stomach. Balanced doesn't seem bothered.
-Balanced attempts a series of right punches to the jaw, but Boom I stays away from it.
-Boom I throws a right left to the chest, but Balanced leaps aside.
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-Balanced lunges with a pair of punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced throws a sweeping right to the nose, but Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 9 of 31 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 8 of 24 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 40-36
Balanced grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
Boom I looks exhausted.
ROUND 5
Balanced is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Boom I paws a series of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
+Boom I fires a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I lunges with a right cross to the stomach, but goes wide.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I probes with a left sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Balanced takes it in the forearms.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Balanced whacks Boom I with a volley of mean punches to the chest.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced launches a pair of punches to the temple, but Boom I hides behind his gloves.
-Balanced charges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Boom I steps aside.
+Balanced pummels Boom I with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced rocks Boom I with a stinging right to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 13 of 42 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 6 of 22 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 50-46
Balanced grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
Boom I collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 6
Balanced is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Balanced slams Boom I with a cross to the ribs. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Boom I paws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Balanced beats a hasty retreat.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced probes with a series of punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Boom I tries to land a left uppercut to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Boom I throws a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I lunges with a pair of right shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced fires a right hook to the head, but misses completely.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced tries a pair of right punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Balanced fires a heavy straight right to the eye!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 14 of 41 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 5 of 25 punches.
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 59-56
Balanced grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
Boom I receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 7
Balanced is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I attacks with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Balanced deftly avoits it.
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-Balanced paws a volley of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Balanced lunges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Boom I backs out of it.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I throws a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Balanced ducks.
-Boom I attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced suprises Boom I with a furious left to the head.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I attacks with a volley of right blows to the ribs, but Balanced stays away from it.
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+Balanced fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Balanced punches Boom I with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 17 of 42 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 4 of 25 punches.
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 68-66
Balanced grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
Boom I can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 8
Balanced is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I tries a series of punches to the ribs, but Balanced steps aside and laughs.
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-Balanced attempts a left roundhouse to the chin, but only hits air.
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-Balanced throws a volley of left punches to the face, but to no avail.
-Boom I attacks with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Balanced takes it in the forearms.
-Boom I charges with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Balanced ties him up.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced grazes Boom I with a series of hard punches to the face!!
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-Balanced throws a volley of left punches to the mouth, but Boom I steps aside and laughs.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced punches Boom I with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
-Boom I lashes out with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced punches Boom I with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs. Boom I doesn't seem bothered. Balanced is jabbing and laughing! Boom I seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Balanced grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
Boom I can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 6: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 7: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 7: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 7: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist wins by a technical knockout!
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