Public Fight Report
(Cruiserweight) "Balanced" Ben Zobrist defeated Cruiser Dork Boom I by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.Match Saturday, September 13, 2025In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 197 pounds (89 kilograms) is "Balanced" Ben Zobrist!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 200 pounds (91 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Balanced is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Balanced attempts a barrage of right punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I whacks Balanced with a nasty uppercut to the temple. Balanced doesn't notice.
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+Boom I smashes Balanced with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw!
+Balanced connects with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I throws a series of shots to the eye, but Balanced leaps aside.
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+Balanced catches Boom I with a flurry of punches to the eye!
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-Boom I fires a barrage of punches to the eye, but Balanced quickly backs away.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced scores with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 14 of 28 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 12 of 25 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 10-9
Balanced doesn't want to stop fighting!
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Balanced is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Balanced tries a series of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Balanced pops Boom I with a flurry of punches to the chest.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced tosses a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus. Boom I covers up.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Balanced launches a right cross to the solar plexus, but Boom I ties him up.
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-Balanced throws a right straight right to the chest, but Boom I deftly avoits it.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I thumps Balanced with a pair of furious blows to the ribs. Balanced sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Balanced probes with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Boom I probes with a hook to the stomach, but Balanced steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 10 of 30 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 7 of 16 punches.
Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 20-18
Balanced doesn't even want to rest!
Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
Balanced is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Balanced attacks with a flurry of loud punches to the chest. Boom I ignores it.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I lashes out with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Balanced escapes.
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+Boom I drills Balanced with a pair of shots to the stomach.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I probes with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced suprises Boom I with a flurry of punches to the temple. Boom I sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I staggers Balanced with a barrage of nasty shots to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 16 of 31 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 9 of 24 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 30-28
Balanced remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Boom I is slowing down.
ROUND 4
Balanced is using the ring. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Boom I throws a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Balanced steps aside and laughs.
-Boom I lunges with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Balanced beats a hasty retreat.
-Balanced attacks with a series of right punches to the face, but Boom I narrowly avoids it
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+Balanced smashes Boom I with a barrage of wild punches to the jaw.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I solidly lands a flurry of vicious shots to the solar plexus.
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-Balanced throws a pair of punches to the mouth, but Boom I backs out of it.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced hits Boom I with a straight right to the jaw.
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-Boom I paws a volley of right blows to the ribs, but Balanced blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 13 of 33 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 7 of 26 punches.
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist won the round 10-9
Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 39-38
Balanced remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Boom I collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 5
Balanced is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Balanced fires a volley of punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Boom I attacks with a series of shots to the ribs, but Balanced stays away from it.
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-Balanced lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Boom I blocks.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I attempts a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Balanced ducks.
-Balanced throws a series of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Balanced tries to land a barrage of blows to the temple, but Boom I leaps aside.
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+Balanced throws a commanding right to the nose!
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I probes with a series of left shots to the chest, but Balanced ties him up.
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+Balanced hits with a flurry of mean punches to the temple.
+Balanced hits Boom I with a furious roundhouse to the chin.
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+Balanced wakes up the fans with a pair of painful punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 19 of 41 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 5 of 24 punches.
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Balanced remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Boom I receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 6
Balanced is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced fires a volley of heavy punches to the jaw. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Balanced jolts Boom I with a pair of heavy punches to the face.
-Balanced fires a right straight right to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Boom I attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Balanced fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Boom I steps aside.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Balanced attacks with a quick sweeping right to the mouth!!
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Boom I tries a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Balanced attacks with a barrage of heavy punches to the eye.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Boom I charges with a series of right shots to the ribs, but Balanced hides behind his gloves.
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-Boom I probes with a volley of left blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist landed 23 of 42 punches, and Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 4 of 22 punches.
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist won the round 10-9
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist is winning the fight 58-57
Balanced remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Boom I can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 7
Balanced is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Boom I throws a series of punches to the stomach, but Balanced takes it in the forearms.
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+Balanced hits with a volley of vicious shots to the ribs!!
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+Balanced pounds Boom I with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus!
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Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Balanced tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Balanced connects with a volley of commanding punches to the face. Balanced strikes at will! Boom I starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Balanced remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Boom I can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 5: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 6: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 5: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 6: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 4: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 5: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
Round 6: "Balanced" Ben Zobrist 10-9
"Balanced" Ben Zobrist wins by a technical knockout!
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