Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) "Secretly" Angry ASF Bangz defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, September 3, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is "Secretly" Angry ASF Bangz!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Secretly clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Secretly hits Dorkness 5 with a flurry of mean blows to the eye.
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+Dorkness 5 drills Secretly with a jab to the face.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Secretly hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Secretly hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Secretly probes with a series of combinations to the face, but falls short.
+Secretly wallops Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the face. Dorkness 5 laughs!
Secretly lands a devestating left cross to the jaw and Dorkness 5's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
"Secretly" Angry ASF Bangz wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Secretly remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.
Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his.
"Secretly" Angry ASF Bangz wins by a knockout!
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