Public Fight Report

(Super-Featherweight) Titus "The Tiger" Webb defeated Army of Dorkness 4 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 4.

Match Wednesday, August 27, 2025

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 127 pounds (58 kilograms) is Titus "The Tiger" Webb!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

The Tiger covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+The Tiger rocks Dorkness 4 with a series of nasty blows to the eye!! Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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The Tiger tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 attempts a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but The Tiger deftly avoits it.
The Tiger tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Tiger tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 hammers The Tiger with a pair of loud punches to the ribs. The Tiger laughs!
+Dorkness 4 scores with a pair of painful shots to the stomach!! The Tiger doesn't notice.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Titus "The Tiger" Webb landed 6 of 7 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 11 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 10-9

The Tiger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

ROUND 2

The Tiger covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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The Tiger tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 lands a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
The Tiger tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Tiger backs up Dorkness 4 with a series of strong shots to the head!
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The Tiger tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 tries to land a left to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 4 charges with a series of shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Titus "The Tiger" Webb landed 6 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 10 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 20-18

The Tiger is obviously tired.

Dorkness 4 looks exhausted.

ROUND 3

The Tiger covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

The Tiger tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Tiger tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Tiger tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 paws a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+The Tiger whacks Dorkness 4 with a series of wild punches to the chin! Dorkness 4 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 4 rocks The Tiger with a series of stiff blows to the chest.
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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 4 launches a straight right to the chest, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Titus "The Tiger" Webb landed 5 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 8 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 30-27

The Tiger is slowing down.

Dorkness 4 receives medical attention from his trainer.

ROUND 4

The Tiger covers up.
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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The Tiger tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 throws a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but The Tiger quickly backs away.
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+Dorkness 4 attacks with a left to the ribs. The Tiger retreats to the far corner.
-Dorkness 4 tries a volley of shots to the ribs, but The Tiger takes it in the forearms.
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+The Tiger strikes with a barrage of blows to the nose.
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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but The Tiger beats a hasty retreat.
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The Tiger tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Tiger annoys Dorkness 4 with a barrage of shots to the chin. Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee breaks them up. The Tiger attacks like a wild man! Dorkness 4 starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Titus "The Tiger" Webb wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
The Tiger is slowing down.

Dorkness 4 can't remember which corner is his.

Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9

Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9

Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9

Titus "The Tiger" Webb wins by a technical knockout!