Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) "Lena Nocker" defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Wednesday, August 27, 2025In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 125 pounds (57 kilograms) is "Lena Nocker"!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Lena Nocker backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a glancing right to the head.
+Lena Nocker clocks Dorkness 5 with a flurry of punches to the face. Dorkness 5 laughs!
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+Dorkness 5 punches Lena Nocker with a pair of combinations to the face.
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+Dorkness 5 smacks Lena Nocker with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Lena Nocker connects with a volley of loud combinations to the jaw.
Lena Nocker lands a lightning left uppercut and Dorkness 5 is knocked down!!
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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 scores with a flurry of wild combinations to the chin. Lena Nocker gets mad!
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+Lena Nocker hits with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a flurry of blows to the temple, but Lena Nocker hides behind his gloves.
-Dorkness 5 probes with a pair of combinations to the chin, but Lena Nocker covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 5 scores with a pair of combinations to the face.
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The fighters circle.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
"Lena Nocker" landed 13 of 16 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 16 of 34 punches.
"Lena Nocker" won the round 10-8
"Lena Nocker" is winning the fight 10-8
Lena Nocker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 5 is slowing down.
ROUND 2
Lena Nocker lures his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Lena Nocker strikes with a combination to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a series of left combinations to the ribs, but Lena Nocker narrowly avoids it
+Dorkness 5 throws a commanding cross to the stomach! Lena Nocker doesn't notice.
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+Lena Nocker hits Dorkness 5 with a combination to the chest.
Lena Nocker lands a powerful right cross to the jaw and Dorkness 5 drops like a stone!!
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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 thumps Lena Nocker with a series of loud punches to the chest. Lena Nocker doesn't notice.
+Lena Nocker hits with a volley of commanding combinations to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 5 paws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Lena Nocker pummels Dorkness 5 with a flurry of nice punches to the chest. Lena Nocker is jabbing and laughing! Dorkness 5's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
"Lena Nocker" wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Lena Nocker doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: "Lena Nocker" 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: "Lena Nocker" 10-8
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: "Lena Nocker" 10-8
"Lena Nocker" wins by a technical knockout!
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