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Public Fight Report Match Monday, August 25, 2025 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is "Somebody Save Him" Bangz!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady. ROUND 1 Somebody Save Him grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching) Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) +Dorkness 1 throws a volley of punches to the eye! Dorkness 1 lands a lightning cross to the jaw and Somebody Save Him collapses!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Somebody Save Him struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... +Somebody Save Him hits with a mean cross to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat. +Somebody Save Him tags Dorkness 1 with a flurry of furious shots to the solar plexus. Somebody Save Him lands a devestating left haymaker and Dorkness 1 hurtles to the canvas!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Somebody Save Him hangs on until the referee separates them. ... -Somebody Save Him launches a series of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty. +Dorkness 1 scores with a quick hook to the nose. Somebody Save Him doesn't seem bothered. Dorkness 1 lands a slow motion right uppercut and Somebody Save Him lands flat on his back!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN Somebody Save Him struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... +Dorkness 1 stuns Somebody Save Him with a barrage of powerful shots to the nose. ... +Somebody Save Him hits with a pair of vicious punches to the chest. Somebody Save Him lands a mighty right haymaker and Dorkness 1 drops like a stone!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! "Somebody Save Him" Bangz wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Somebody Save Him grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip. Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. "Somebody Save Him" Bangz wins by a knockout!