Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Wild Herd by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, August 20, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is Wild Herd!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wild covers up.
+Dorkness 5 thumps Wild with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 5 punches Wild with a volley of light combinations to the head. Wild sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Dorkness 5 charges with a pair of blows to the face, but Wild hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkness 5 tosses a barrage of furious combinations to the nose. Wild retreats to the far corner.
Dorkness 5 lands a well placed hook and Wild's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Wild struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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-Wild tries to land a jab to the mouth, but Dorkness 5 quickly backs away.
+Dorkness 5 nails Wild with a pair of nasty punches to the mouth.
Dorkness 5 lands a mighty left punch in the nose and Wild's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Wild struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 5 tries a volley of right punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a flurry of combinations to the eye.
Dorkness 5 lands a brutal cross to the jaw and Wild's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 5 is slowing down.
Wild doesn't even want to rest!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!
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