Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Rockness Monster defeated Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber by technical knockout (TKO) in round 1.Match Saturday, August 16, 2025In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 199 pounds (90 kilograms) is Rockness Monster!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 5 inches (196 centimeters) tall weighing in at 136 pounds (62 kilograms) is Lagunitas "Censored" American Amber!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Monster is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Censored moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Censored tags Monster with a cross to the chest.
+Monster hits with a series of mean punches to the chest.
+Censored suprises Monster with a pair of light punches to the mouth. Monster hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Censored attempts a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Monster escapes.
-Censored lashes out with a jab to the stomach, but he's too slow.
+Monster tags Censored with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Monster throws a barrage of shots to the face.
-Censored probes with a right jab to the chin, but to no avail.
+Monster lashes out with a vicious straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Monster hits with a barrage of punches to the chest.
-Censored charges with a jab to the chin, but Monster ties him up.
+Censored pokes Monster with a stiff straight right to the face!
+Censored shakes Monster with a glancing jab to the mouth.
-Censored attacks with a cross to the nose, but misses completely.
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-Censored fires a series of right punches to the eye, but to no avail.
-Censored attempts a sweeping right to the face, but Monster hides behind his gloves.
+Censored hits with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Monster hits with a barrage of mean punches to the chest.
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+Censored hits with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Censored launches a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Censored probes with a roundhouse to the stomach, but Monster quickly backs away.
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+Monster clocks Censored with a volley of shots to the face! Censored sneers "Is that the best you can do?" Monster attacks like a wild man! Censored is so messed up his own mother wouldn't know him! The Referee stops the fight!
Rockness Monster wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Monster collapses limply onto his stool.
Censored can't remember which corner is his.
Rockness Monster wins by a technical knockout!
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