Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Original Bangz defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 3.Match Wednesday, August 13, 2025In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Original Bangz!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Bangz backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Dorkness 5 lunges with a right to the nose, but Bangz steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a barrage of left combinations to the jaw, but Bangz blocks.
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+Bangz backs up Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the chin.
+Bangz slams Dorkness 5 with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a mean jab to the jaw!
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+Dorkness 5 clocks Bangz with a pair of solid combinations to the head.
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+Dorkness 5 lands Bangz with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Bangz smashes Dorkness 5 with a volley of furious punches to the eye. Dorkness 5 covers up.
+Bangz hits with a loud sweeping right to the mouth.
-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a pair of combinations to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Bangz hurts Dorkness 5 with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Original Bangz landed 29 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 15 of 30 punches.
Original Bangz won the round 10-9
Original Bangz is winning the fight 10-9
Bangz doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 5 is slowing down.
ROUND 2
Bangz backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 5 slams Bangz with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus. Bangz sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dorkness 5 paws a series of right combinations to the ribs, but Bangz ducks just in time.
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+Bangz slams Dorkness 5 with a series of loud combinations to the face. Dorkness 5 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Bangz jars Dorkness 5 with a pair of hard punches to the chest. Dorkness 5 grimaces in pain.
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-Dorkness 5 lunges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Bangz pokes Dorkness 5 with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw.
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+Bangz pokes Dorkness 5 with a pair of punches to the mouth!
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+Bangz punches Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 5 laughs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Original Bangz landed 30 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 5 of 24 punches.
Original Bangz won the round 10-9
Original Bangz is winning the fight 20-18
Bangz doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 5 receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 3
Bangz backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Bangz solidly lands a volley of combinations to the solar plexus. Dorkness 5 backpedals to his own corner.
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-Dorkness 5 paws a left cross to the chest, but Bangz hides behind his gloves.
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+Bangz grazes Dorkness 5 with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Bangz strikes with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach. Bangz is jabbing and laughing! Dorkness 5 collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
Original Bangz wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Bangz doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Original Bangz 10-9
Round 2: Original Bangz 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Original Bangz 10-9
Round 2: Original Bangz 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Original Bangz 10-9
Round 2: Original Bangz 10-9
Original Bangz wins by a technical knockout!
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