Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Wild Herd by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, August 6, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is Wild Herd!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Wild covers up.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a series of furious combinations to the nose.
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-Wild throws a series of left blows to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a pair of left combinations to the head, but Wild blocks.
+Dorkness 5 pummels Wild with a volley of combinations to the mouth. Wild retreats to the far corner.
Dorkness 5 lands a terrific right punch in the nose and Wild's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Wild struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Wild fires a volley of strong shots to the face.
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+Dorkness 5 catches Wild with a series of punches to the head.
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+Dorkness 5 pounds Wild with a nasty right to the head.
Dorkness 5 lands a thundering blow to the temple and Wild's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Wild struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 5 takes charge with Wild with an elbow! This is terrible!
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+Dorkness 5 suprises Wild with a volley of solid combinations to the head.
Dorkness 5 lands a terrific right hook and Wild goes down!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Wild remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.
Dorkness 5 is slowing down.
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!
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