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Public Fight Report Match Monday, August 4, 2025 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 97 pounds (44 kilograms) is Kissen!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane. ROUND 1 Kissen is a raging bull!. (all-out) Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) ... +Dorkness 1 connects with a volley of combinations to the jaw. Kissen doesn't notice. Dorkness 1 lands a lightning left smash to the jaw and Kissen lands flat on his back!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE Kissen struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... +Kissen smacks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of heavy crosses to the chin. Kissen lands a thundering right uppercut and Dorkness 1 is flattened!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... +Kissen wallops Dorkness 1 with a barrage of stiff crosses to the face. Dorkness 1 covers up. Kissen lands a crashing smash to the jaw and Dorkness 1's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Kissen wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Kissen receives medical attention from his trainer. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his. Kissen wins by a knockout!